Wednesday 14 October 2020

Modern Witches



Really, dahlings, NO ONE rides a broom anymore!


And the uniform is MUCH more casual these days!


And FORGET the traditional witch's brew!


A WITCH WAR isn't what it used to be, either.


Our SPELL WORK has moved with the times as well!



And our HEXES have been updated too --


42 comments:

  1. Very good! Thanks for sharing these. The final one, about naming your first born, we can relate to that, but in a slightly different way. At the time, the name we had chosen was relatively unique (and old fashioned), and then within a few years it became a very popular name. -Jenn

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  2. HA HA! Loved the modern curses!

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  3. I love the budget tip, I have a roll of TP with tRump's face on it.

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  4. These are all great! I especially liked the spell work lol.

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  5. Times change, I guess witches had to, too.

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  6. Witch war...hahahahahahahaha!

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  7. Wonderful post and so funny!!!
    Loved it all 🐈👻🍂🎃🍁🌙☕

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  8. That Roomba witch was cute. I love that mug so obviously, I have to go out into the web and find it. AHAHAHAAAHAHAAA! May your videos buffer for ten thousand years. We only live for 9,999 1/2.

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  9. Hello Debra, The pen one has happened to me, and now I know it was your fault. That's not a nice way to treat your loyal readers!
    --Jim

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  10. I love the hexes, but especially love the budget witch tip. Imagine the power if we ALL write covid-45's name on a piece of toilet paper and do one giant flush.

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  11. @ Parnassus (Jim) -- Oh, I would never hex YOU, dear friend! I think it was HRH who was the guilty party there.

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  12. Now I want that t-shirt!
    I'm diving into etsy right away!

    XOXO

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  13. Love the one with the super soakers.

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  14. Call me old fashioned, by I'll stick to my broom for transport.

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  15. OMG. I love all of these! All witches need a roomba for2020!

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  16. That toilet paper tip ... what a great idea! Let's all try it by writing No. 45's name, cause we most definitely are tired of his sh!t.

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  17. I swear someone has put that avocado hex on me.

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  18. Just to be clear - are we to use the t.p. for its intended purpose before flushing?

    Now I'm wondering who I ticked off - videos have been buffering for what *seems* like 10,000 years lately.

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  19. Great! Hmmmmm - I have a robovac, I wonder . . . .

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  20. Why did I misread the second word on that mug?

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  21. Stockpiles of toilet paper are gonna be seriously eroded in Canada and the U.S. when your budget witch tip gets out! LOL!

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  22. Love the crayon one. You got to keep them guessing while you can.

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  23. These are all great. I hope America's sanitary systems can handle all that TP on Nov 4.

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  24. I love budget witch tip. Have a nice evening.

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  25. Modern Witches can probably cover the warts on their faces with makeup and get nose jobs.

    Love,
    Janie

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  26. Ya got some good ones there..great series..love the budget witch!! Enjoy your day..

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  27. That's just evil to have videos buffer forever... nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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  28. These are great! First laugh of the day! Thank you, Debra!
    (A 3 exclamation point response... lol)

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  29. You need that mug and so do I. (I'd use a sharpie, though, to scratch out brew and write hot chocolate.
    Cheers.

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  30. I am cutting out the hexes and pasting them on index cards to be used later. Can't wait to use the one about buffering.

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  31. Toilet paper flush - not too expensive BUT just a few months ago flush a piece of unused TP would be just a crazy risk to running out.

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  32. I think a witch hexed my laptop. On a more serious note, gosh I prefer old fashioned witches. I am a traditionalist.

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  33. I didn't get the supersoaker duel until I thought of The Wizard of Oz.

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  34. HAHAHA! The last one is hilarious! Thanks for the smiles :)

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  35. May the witches (all types) save us.

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  36. Hilarious !
    all of them dear Debra

    it was fun to learn how witches have transformed with the time :)

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  37. Love the modern hexes, I've sent them to my youngest daughter who is a self styled modern witch.

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  38. I like that Basic Witch outfit. That would shock the heck out of Terry ~ LOL

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