Friday, 30 July 2021

NSFW, You Say?


Oh yes, I know what YOU PEOPLE
REALLY LIKE in a blog post.


You're not fooling ANYONE.

The GUTTER is precisely where
you, me and everyone else 
all WANT to be!

No matter how PRIM and PROPER
we may PRETEND we are!



We are always ready
to POUNCE on anything
the least bit SALACIOUS.


We can see SEXUAL INNUENDO
anywhere, if we TRY hard enough!





Of course, SOME sexual humour
JUST WRITES ITSELF!




SORRY, folks,
that's ALL for NOW,
you SEX FIENDS!

44 comments:

  1. These were truly shocking. Shocking.

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  2. Nothing wrong with a little sex before breakfast! Even for a single old lady!! LOL

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  3. Giggles and guffaws? Check! Ready to start my day.

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  4. LMAO!!!! Yes we can be a dirty bunch......

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  5. Haha! It is so funny how our brain works when we see or read certain things!

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  6. All good ones. I needed a giggle this morning.

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  7. “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

    ― Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan

    Ahem ... what lovely stars you have! hehehehe ...

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  8. Hahahahah
    oh I love dirty humor this witty!
    RETINAL!!!

    LMAOOOO

    XOXO

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  9. Honestly. Your readership is as pure as the driven snow. Half of them probably have the vapors right now. If your readers suffer from any urges at all, it is to read more posts about the names of your sportsball teams (but not the ones where the players wear tight pants).

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  10. Oh, my Goddess!! These are fandamntastic!!
    I stole the Jalapenis sign and the dog and his "bone" these are just too great.

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  11. These are hilarious and I love them all! Now about that last meme. The wording. Male penis? Is there any other kind? Have I been missing out on something pruriently interesting? Dirty minds want to know!

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  12. First: I’m now craving jalapenis chicken poopers! (And I ain’t no jala back girl!

    Second: Where do I sign up for that retractable penis?

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  13. Love these! Especially the one about the little girl singing in to the vibrator!

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  14. Hilarious! Who doesn't need rectal photography?

    Love,
    Janie

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  15. My favorite was the Regency Adult Sites.
    --Jim

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  16. That squirrel sure looks like he's up to something... maybe free rectal photography in his home?

    And now I have that *#!(^% children's rhyme stuck in my head: knick-knack, paddy-whack, give the dog a bone!

    Thanks, Sporticus!

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  17. Great collection. How did we only duplicate one? And I'll leave my post comment here for the one we duplicated.
    "I wish rectal photography was free. I have to pay for mine. And the day before I have to drink gallons of nasty liquid."

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  18. I worked at Publix and literally saw those straw cups. Definitely not photoshppped

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  19. This is so terribly funny, in such a terrible way :)

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  20. Too many favorites to name one. Well, how about....

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  21. Once again great meme.
    Coffee is on and stay safe

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  22. Hee hee hee. Not a bad one in the bunch!

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  23. rectal - retinal so close yet so far away. Goods ones all.

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  24. Oh the corruption of the innocent!

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  25. The squirrel and the sippy cup just slayed me

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  26. OMG !!! Love the dog..still laughing.

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  27. My stomach hurts from laughing.....boy I needed that!

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  28. LOL, Debra! You never fail, my friend!

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  29. That's actually a pretty smug expression on Buzz's face, but then, it looks like he's got good reason to be.

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  30. BAHAHAHA! The one with the squirrel and the last one...those two are my favourites!

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  31. The "daddy" Long legs and then the dog with the bone in its mouth. I'm dying!

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  32. they were all good and each one made me smile.

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  33. I've just stumbled across your blog and I'm now laughing so hard 😂 thanks for that!

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  34. Bwahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahha! I lost some good tea laughing at these, madam!

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  35. I love them all, especially the squirrel! LOL! Thanks Deb! LOL!

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  36. HA! I hadn't thought about "Daddy" Long-legs before. Brilliant.

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  37. So many LOLZ!!! Thank you, Debra, for the entertaining tour of the gutter!

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  38. A fun way for me to end the week, especially the Regency sites! Thanks, Debra.

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