Hi Debra, I like coal, both the substance and its history. It's time we stopped squandering it. Labeling it as a punishment gives people the wrong attitude about it. --Jim
A couple of observations - Oh no! The war is escalating as there were xmas stuff out by October this year! Missletoad??? I may have to make one of those for my grandson! and finally - really? some Walmarts have 2 cashiers? Not here, sigh. And a very good morning to you - thanks!
It's not just the occupation of November - this year I saw that stuff out in WM in September, fer crying out loud. I under stand things that need time to be put together out then, but crap you just haul home and plop on the shelf - never.
2 cashiers?!?! Must be in one of those fancy areas.
If Santa watches me in the shower and sees my blob of a body, they maybe he'll decide to replace the Mrs. with me and I'll live in luxury at the North Pole with all those elves to wait on me and run my errands and we'll eat candy for every meal.
I love the Snoopy one. Peanuts creator Charles M. Schulz used to say in interviews that he could only draw Snoopy on the doghouse from the side, since if he did it from any other angle, it would be obvious he would slide off.
Dand right about the War on Christmas. When I see Christmas stuff on display anywhere at any time before Halloween, this is when I enlist and I happily wait for my marching orders.
I’ll take my chances, too. Besides, I’ve been told it’s Nice when I’m Naughty.
ReplyDeleteThese are great! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteHi Debra, I like coal, both the substance and its history. It's time we stopped squandering it. Labeling it as a punishment gives people the wrong attitude about it.
ReplyDelete--Jim
The 30 year old escort would be my luck. And with the coal I receive its a win. Its enough to heat the house for winter.
ReplyDeleteWell, you given me Christmas cheer today. These are high-larious!
ReplyDeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteOh, I can't even choose! The sweaters, the toads, the classroom, the Escort! LMAOOO
But I think I'm partial to Classy Warfare, really.
XOXO
A couple of observations - Oh no! The war is escalating as there were xmas stuff out by October this year! Missletoad??? I may have to make one of those for my grandson! and finally - really? some Walmarts have 2 cashiers? Not here, sigh. And a very good morning to you - thanks!
ReplyDeleteThey are all funny! Thanks!!
ReplyDeleteThanks I needed that
ReplyDeleteI like the Wal-Mart one.
ReplyDeleteThese are great! The gift wrapping one, yes!!
ReplyDeleteThe Classy Warfare and the Wal-Mart memes are spot on, LOL!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the big smiles & laughs! I especially liked the MissleToad!
ReplyDeleteIt's not just the occupation of November - this year I saw that stuff out in WM in September, fer crying out loud. I under stand things that need time to be put together out then, but crap you just haul home and plop on the shelf - never.
ReplyDelete2 cashiers?!?! Must be in one of those fancy areas.
Whoot! These were all funny! Ok, maybe not Santa and the shower which was just creepy... Lol.
ReplyDeleteSo true for the gift wrapping. I do a few each day instead of a marathon session.
ReplyDeletethanks for the chuckles!
ReplyDeleteThe third one is definitely me lol!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Love the Escort joke.
ReplyDeleteHEY! You beat me to it with a couple of these memes.
ReplyDeleteIf Santa watches me in the shower and sees my blob of a body, they maybe he'll decide to replace the Mrs. with me and I'll live in luxury at the North Pole with all those elves to wait on me and run my errands and we'll eat candy for every meal.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I knew he was watching me in the shower! No wonder I've been upped to the top of the "nice" list! LOL! ;)
ReplyDeleteHow heartwarming to learn that Walmart is at long last showing concern for its two employees.
ReplyDeleteSanta's such a perve. We already knew that one, though.
Cheers!
My favorite was the Black Friday Agreement.
ReplyDeleteI love the Snoopy one. Peanuts creator Charles M. Schulz used to say in interviews that he could only draw Snoopy on the doghouse from the side, since if he did it from any other angle, it would be obvious he would slide off.
ReplyDeleteYou don't deserve bows felt like something out of a Seinfeld skit! *snortlaugh* No bows for you!
ReplyDeleteThose are the coolest sweaters EVER! And I've always been suspicious of anyone who's always watching. Really? That's just way too stalkish.
ReplyDeleteThese are all a hoot! Thanks for the giggles :)
ReplyDeleteLove Classy warfare and the wrapping of gifts..so perfect!! Enjoy your weekend..
ReplyDeleteI use self checkout at Walmart so I can get the cutest cashier
ReplyDeleteLOL, some good ones there. I can relate to the wrapping one. So a few years back, stopped putting on any bows.
ReplyDeleteDand right about the War on Christmas. When I see Christmas stuff on display anywhere at any time before Halloween, this is when I enlist and I happily wait for my marching orders.
ReplyDeleteI'm already frustrated at gift #1.
ReplyDeleteGood ones for sure. I don't do xmas.
ReplyDeleteI am nominating the person who invented gift bags for a Nobel peace prize. fuck wrapping gifts.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant Deb! LOL! Big Hugs!
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