You will no doubt be pleased to hear that
Her Royal Highness the Cat has added
yet another service to her
ever burgeoning career portfolio.
Since no one, and I mean NO ONE,
knows (and expects) the finer things in life
like she does, HRH has decided to become
A Purrsonal Shopper.
For a modest hefty fee, she will buy
the most extravagant gifts
for any person you choose and
charge them to your credit card.
I discovered that my sister (of ALL people)
had been taken in by HRH's new scheme
marketing genius this Christmas
when I received the following
lovely gifts from her --
Notice any COMMON THEME among the gifts?
Perhaps a closer examination
of those tarot cards
will reveal the mystery . . . .
Of course, I just love these gifts
but if HRH ever gets to know that,
she'll be even MORE insufferable
than she already IS!
Your sister has gifted you with some very thoughtful and generous gifts - I particularly like the slippers, they look so very warm and cosy.
ReplyDeleteI love those slippers!
ReplyDeleteI'll give HRH this, she has great taste.
ReplyDeleteUh hummmmm, I think your right Debs...HRH had her paws all over this!!
ReplyDeleteBut you have to admit those slippers look toasty.
Oh I like that tarot deck -- and the houseshoes -- and the kitchen towels. HRH obviously gives good advise.
ReplyDeleteI laughed at "death" and "the devil" I agree, maybe I am part cat.
ReplyDeleteThose slippers are the cat's meow!
ReplyDeleteLovely morning smiles! Mine don't have the cat, but I have those slippers ~ they are wonderfully warm and will hold up for years!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy ~
What amazingly lovely and thoughtful gifts!!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I love it. It would be a dogfest here now as I no longer have a kitty. But..my Scruffy has wonderful (expensive) tastes. He has his own toybox and more treats than I ever had stashed.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE all those gifts...especially the slippers and the Tarot cards! They are all PURRfect gifts- xo Diana
Hahaha. What a pesky diva felonious feline you have there!
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm truly glad she has good taste. We've both benefited from that.
Those slipper shoes are flat-out adorable. We mustn't tell HRH this, though, she'd be even more narcissistic. As if that's possible.
Such fun. Enjoy your cat toys!
You're very deserving.
I would love all those gifts! Although I don’t DO Tarot, the art is delightful. Do you suppose I can get those slippers in a size 48/49 for SG?
ReplyDeleteHello Debra, That Devil card has got to be the clear winner here, although the towels and slippers might get more actual use.
ReplyDelete--Jim
That Captain America Sam Wilson action figure WAS a tough act to follow, so perhaps your sister was an easy target for HRH's influence? I would imagine that HRH is fed up with your Marvel Universe obsession -- less of your time spent in worship of her must be a severe blow to HRH's ego, LOL!
ReplyDeleteI want that Cat Tarot.
ReplyDeleteGimme!
Take my moneeeyyyyy
XOXO
@ Rawknrobyn -- What is this "narcissism" of which you speak? You humans are so amusing!
ReplyDelete@ Moving With Mitchell -- Pay my Finders Fee and I can get you anything in any size! Take that how you want.
ReplyDelete@ Tundra Bunny -- Yes, you're absolutely right. My human's sister is thinking of staging an intervention to deal with her Marvel addiction/obsession. I might even participate in that for FREE, that's how sick I am of hearing about "Steve this and Bucky that."
ReplyDeleteThose slippers are fabulous. You are showing some good taste HRH!
ReplyDelete@ Her Royal Highness -- My sister is planning WHAT? No way, no effin' way! I'M NOT ADDICTED. I'M NOT OBSESSED. I CAN QUIT FANFICS ANY TIME I WANT! Jeez, the nerve of her. And you, HRH! Aiding and abetting her! I won't forget this.
ReplyDeleteIf I made cat tarot cards, I'd definitely make a water spray bottle, the devil.
ReplyDeleteI like that devil card.
ReplyDeleteThe death card is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHow could you have George as the Devil?!!!!
ReplyDeleteThose slippers look cosy.
I ADORE your well-chosen gifts I had a good giggle at the Dog playing the Devil on the tarot cards. Lillie and Callie demand a return of that one.
ReplyDeleteGreat post..Love the slippers..they look cozy..hugs
ReplyDeleteFantastic feline themed gifts! The tarot cards are so witty!
ReplyDeleteYou've got to hand it to her, HRH is good! She might have whispered in my daughter's ear since I somehow ended up with that same dishtowel.
ReplyDeleteLOVE the Tarot deck! The Death card is perfect!
Purrfect! Those slippers are the best. I need to get a pair for my cat lady daughter.
ReplyDeleteCat tarot? Interesting.
ReplyDeleteWishing you and your loved ones a happy and healthy 2022, friend Debra ... says this cat and her cat Theo Thunderbutt :)
ReplyDeleteLiteral LOL at the Devil card
ReplyDeleteOh, these are all amazing gifts! What a cool sister you have. And that cat tarot deck is gorgeous!
ReplyDeletesigh**** makes me miss Dexter.
ReplyDeleteHRH Cat is an awesome shopper.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever had your fortune read from Tarot cards? I did once. Scared the shit out of me.
I love Tarot cards! The character Tarot card set is so cute! :) (I love that the dog is the devil).
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Your sister is a perceptive gift giver, Debra! Lucky you!
ReplyDeleteI love your gifts Debra!!!!
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