I’m not groaning. I’m laughing. Well, maybe a couple of groans. I was going to tell you my favorite, but then my favorite became my 10 favorites. (But, The Weekend and Wednesday... and Ewe... and 2-D cowboys...)
I admit - I totally missed the accordian/according one. Which brings up a questions if that's how some laws are passed - 90% read it as what they think it says vs what it really says.
@ JustGail -- Yes, statutory interpretation is a tricky thing that keeps lawyers employed. When I was being trained as a legislative drafter, we learned this old British ditty about the subject --
"I'm a parliamentary draftsman, I write the country's laws. And of half the litigation, I'm undoubtedly the cause."
I never bought it, but Rolling Stone magazine used to advertise in its classified section a Pink Floyd T-shirt. It was a pink shirt with a picture of Floyd the Barber from The Andy Griffith Show.
I’m not groaning. I’m laughing. Well, maybe a couple of groans. I was going to tell you my favorite, but then my favorite became my 10 favorites. (But, The Weekend and Wednesday... and Ewe... and 2-D cowboys...)
ReplyDeleteI don't know which bought on the loudest groan, but Pink Freud was in the running.
ReplyDeleteThose hurt.
ReplyDeleteIn a good way.
Made me laugh
ReplyDeleteThe secret to keeping tribbles is just having one,
Even better than usual.
ReplyDeleteYuck Yuck Yuck......
ReplyDeleteAwesome!!!
ReplyDeleteI laughed in between the groans! :D
ReplyDeleteI admit - I totally missed the accordian/according one. Which brings up a questions if that's how some laws are passed - 90% read it as what they think it says vs what it really says.
ReplyDelete@ JustGail -- Yes, statutory interpretation is a tricky thing that keeps lawyers employed. When I was being trained as a legislative drafter, we learned this old British ditty about the subject --
ReplyDelete"I'm a parliamentary draftsman,
I write the country's laws.
And of half the litigation,
I'm undoubtedly the cause."
Laughing and groaning. Enjoy your weekend Debra.
ReplyDeleteI noticed your blog doesn't have delete button in your comments.
Haha I love them. Thanks for sharing. I can't get them outta my head.
ReplyDeleteVery nice! Nice collection. I may just copy all these for next week's Saturday jokes! We'll be expecting 18 more next Saturday.
ReplyDeleteBravo for taking your memes to a whole new level of brain f*ckery!
ReplyDeleteEwe so punny!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great post. I really enjoyed these.
ReplyDeleteI'm sending Tea, Caroline to my 18 yo granddaughter named Caroline. Will she get it?
ReplyDeleteHilarious, especially the dog “stuck in the middle with ewe.”
ReplyDeleteI never bought it, but Rolling Stone magazine used to advertise in its classified section a Pink Floyd T-shirt. It was a pink shirt with a picture of Floyd the Barber from The Andy Griffith Show.
ReplyDeleteAll of these made me laugh, thank you.
ReplyDeletePink Freud,love that one!
ReplyDeleteOh, those are good! Thanks for the chuckles!
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ReplyDeleteCanonically, you cannot ever have 'just one tribble'...tribbles, as near as McCoy could tell, were born pregnant...
Pink Freud and 2D cowboys are my votes for worst(best) ones...
these cracked me up
ReplyDeleteI can only carry a tune with the help of two five gallon plastic buckets...
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed this.
ReplyDeleteWhim away...whim away...Goodness Deb..Painful!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines Day..
Good ones
ReplyDeleteHA! Thanks for the giggles😘
ReplyDelete*groan* and laugh!
ReplyDeleteSome chuckles, some guffaws, but no groans! They were funny!
ReplyDeleteAll of these are groan inducing and groan worthy. I commend thee for the excellence of your humor. :D
ReplyDeleteOh they are so good! I can't decide on my favourite.
ReplyDelete*starts singing over her tea* dun dun dun!
ReplyDeleteThose are absolutely the funniest memes I have ever seen. I've got to save them all.
ReplyDeleteGROAN! I loved these, Debra!
ReplyDeleteHow long does it take you to put these together??? LOL! Love them all! Big Hugs!
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