2} Sushi pizza actually sounds like something my veggie daughter would eat (she likes sushi), or even something I would like (not a sushi fan but one of those california roll people)
3} Alas, the joys of being a diabetic includes cutting pizza out of the diet.
4} pineapple and kiwi is almost as nasty as anchovies.
In the past couple of years I have started to make good, maybe even great pizza at home. Oh the joys, the secret is fewer toppings and a very hot oven. And now my sweet bear's digestive system had become sensitive and he can't eat it. Oh the pain!
Those are fun. I do like pineapple on pizza, but it's not necessary. "Open box before eating pizza" must be the instructions for the people who are calling poison control after ingesting their rapid tests. -Jenn
@ Ozma G -- No, our Canadian healthcare system does NOT cover medicinal pizza. It's a great injustice! I think I'll drive my Yaris to Ottawa and blockade Parliament Hill! THAT'LL get me my rights!
LOL. I love me some pizza. Square, slices? Who cares - it's pizza! It's one of my comfort foods and thereby qualifies as Medicinal. There's bound to be a medical code for insurance purposes.
I'm glad people recognized the kiwi. I didn't know what that was. I thought maybe spoiled green ham to which I would have said, it'll probably be OK if I heat it up.
We usually have Pizza once a week and will be having it tonight. I am ashamed to admit that, one night recently, we had eaten dinner early (430ish) then proceeded to have a zoom chat and cocktails with friends which resulted in us being up way too late and hungry again. It was midnight, and we actually found a pizza place that had gluten free pizza (for me), delivered to our area (rare) AND delivered until 2am, so we ordered one and had a second dinner that night (morning?) at 12:45am.
It was gooooooodddd, even with the shame and guilt flavoring.
LOL, Debra! That kiwi pizza looks vile! 4:45 pm arrives too quickly every day. That's when I usually start digging in the fridge for frozen pizza, if I don't want to face making dinner. Thanks for the laughs.
@ Linda -- The only similar thing I can think of is called beef tartare or steak tartare. It's raw and considered quite a delicacy in fine restaurants. It's not my fave but I know several people who love it!
Pizza is a dish I both eat too often and not often enough. I love a good pizza in Pizza Express and supermarket pizzas, which we often eat for a quick fix (and it's easy to prepare for Wolfie too) bore me to tears.
Medicinal Pizza. I love it. I didn't eat pizza much anymore as it was only me and I don't love reheated pizza. However, when Grandson was staying recently, we did have a fair number of pizza orders that I was glad to share. I had forgotten how good it was.
I do love a good slice of pizza. I'm spoiled though, growing up in NJ I learned what the good stuff is. I'm juuuuust close enough to Philadelphia to still be able to get a decent slice.
1} Triangle wedge.
ReplyDelete2} Sushi pizza actually sounds like something my veggie daughter would eat (she likes sushi), or even something I would like (not a sushi fan but one of those california roll people)
3} Alas, the joys of being a diabetic includes cutting pizza out of the diet.
4} pineapple and kiwi is almost as nasty as anchovies.
these are all too funny!
ReplyDeleteThat divided pizza is the reason for learning math in school.
ReplyDeleteDoes Canadian national healthcare cover medicinal pizza? I checked with Medicare and they're no help at all.
ReplyDeleteIn the past couple of years I have started to make good, maybe even great pizza at home. Oh the joys, the secret is fewer toppings and a very hot oven. And now my sweet bear's digestive system had become sensitive and he can't eat it. Oh the pain!
ReplyDeleteNo, seriously?!? Open box before eating pizza?
ReplyDeleteWe have leftover pulled pork on hand for dinner tonight. Don’t tell anyone, but I would really like pizza.
I almost hurled at Kiwi or Sushi pizza!
ReplyDeleteI still can't even think about it ...
Priceless memes. Pizza for the win!
ReplyDeleteWell, you certainly helped me today, Debs. I didn't know what I wanted for dinner tonight, now I do!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSushi pizza sounds far worse than kiwi for sure. And kiwi pizza is an abomination. Good ones.
ReplyDeleteFinally, nearly everyone’s ole auntie had that couch. We just saw it through the wrong pizza eyes.
@ G. B. Miller -- Hey, I'm with you on the California Roll. Raw fish sushi is not for me either.
ReplyDeleteThose are fun. I do like pineapple on pizza, but it's not necessary. "Open box before eating pizza" must be the instructions for the people who are calling poison control after ingesting their rapid tests. -Jenn
ReplyDelete@ Ozma G -- No, our Canadian healthcare system does NOT cover medicinal pizza. It's a great injustice! I think I'll drive my Yaris to Ottawa and blockade Parliament Hill! THAT'LL get me my rights!
ReplyDeleteI am a pizza purist (snob):
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1sS5b_5NXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjsCEJ8CWlg
Where do you get medicinal pizza? Sign me up!
ReplyDeleteLOL. I love me some pizza. Square, slices? Who cares - it's pizza! It's one of my comfort foods and thereby qualifies as Medicinal. There's bound to be a medical code for insurance purposes.
ReplyDelete@ Frank -- But for you, good pizza is a point of national pride! Thanks for the video links!
ReplyDeleteNever thought to put kiwi on pizza - gotta try that!
ReplyDeleteWe had leftover pulled pork for lunch. We’re having pizza for dinner!
ReplyDeleteAll very good - but - I'm pretty sure kiwi pizza and sushi pizza are just wrong.
ReplyDeleteYay!
ReplyDeleteThose are my hobbies too!
Woot Woot!
XOXO
I'm going to ask Tanya to order in Pizza for tomorrow. You done flung a craving on me.
ReplyDeleteI like my pizza in whatever shape it is served!!
ReplyDeleteAnd now I want some pizza.
These are hilarious! I think I laughed at every single one!
ReplyDeleteMmm... guess what's for lunch?
I'm glad people recognized the kiwi. I didn't know what that was. I thought maybe spoiled green ham to which I would have said, it'll probably be OK if I heat it up.
ReplyDelete@ Mike -- LOL, you are such a "guy"!
ReplyDeleteWe usually have Pizza once a week and will be having it tonight. I am ashamed to admit that, one night recently, we had eaten dinner early (430ish) then proceeded to have a zoom chat and cocktails with friends which resulted in us being up way too late and hungry again. It was midnight, and we actually found a pizza place that had gluten free pizza (for me), delivered to our area (rare) AND delivered until 2am, so we ordered one and had a second dinner that night (morning?) at 12:45am.
ReplyDeleteIt was gooooooodddd, even with the shame and guilt flavoring.
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You know me, give me pizza morning, noon, or night. However, the sushi pizza is just gross.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't eat sushi "pizza" at gunpoint (or any raw fish, for that matter)!
ReplyDeleteKiwi slices would be good on a chocolate-crust dessert pizza, along with slices of other delectable fruits...
Now I've got a craving for thin-crust pepperoni pizza with extra pepperoni and extra cheese -- thanks, Debra.
LOL, Debra! That kiwi pizza looks vile! 4:45 pm arrives too quickly every day. That's when I usually start digging in the fridge for frozen pizza, if I don't want to face making dinner. Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteThat pizza with Nori crust seems like something my sensitive gut might like. I may give it a go.
ReplyDeleteI like pineapple on my pizza, but I can eat it just as well without, as long as it is hot. I have been known to eat cold leftover pizza the next day.
ReplyDeleteExcellent, especially the fruits and veggies. Were there veggies? There was a great couch.
ReplyDeleteOh, that couch one made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteThose sushi pizza slices were kinda cool. But no to kiwi on pizza, just no.
ReplyDeleteThose are truly genius ideas!
ReplyDelete@ Linda -- The only similar thing I can think of is called beef tartare or steak tartare. It's raw and considered quite a delicacy in fine restaurants. It's not my fave but I know several people who love it!
ReplyDeleteHa! What couch?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, a square piece of pizza just feels wrong. But I wouldn't refuse it.
Happy Friday and weekend.
You always make my day with your funnies. I have to say, I thought the couch was a pizza too LMAO
ReplyDeleteLOL..really!! Just had some for lunch..
ReplyDeleteSquare cut pizza is an abomination.
ReplyDeleteYes, the Girl's Day snack melts easily in the mouth.
ReplyDeleteNever have I dreamed of sushi pizza. I will try it.
That next-to-last one really gave me a laugh! Triangles for me, but, alas, I am still searching for an edible gluten free pizza.
ReplyDeletesushi pizza made me gag.
ReplyDeleteSquare slices only for deep dish in my opinion
ReplyDeleteHaha! My favorite food on the planet! That sushi pizza is actually intriguing me. Kiwi? That photo looks really and scares me!
ReplyDeletePizza is a dish I both eat too often and not often enough. I love a good pizza in Pizza Express and supermarket pizzas, which we often eat for a quick fix (and it's easy to prepare for Wolfie too) bore me to tears.
ReplyDeleteSushi pizza is just not right. I'm sorry, when you put fish on a pizza, it ceased to be a pizza.
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely day.
That last one made me Smile since some Dispensaries here to Advertise Pot Pizza... it's Medicinal of coarse. I kid you not!
ReplyDeleteMedicinal Pizza. I love it. I didn't eat pizza much anymore as it was only me and I don't love reheated pizza. However, when Grandson was staying recently, we did have a fair number of pizza orders that I was glad to share. I had forgotten how good it was.
ReplyDeleteI suppose pizza is the number one favorite across the world.
ReplyDeleteI for one feel Detroit-style pizza is the best; do not dare to question this.
Kiwi pizza! Oh, my...
ReplyDeleteAdd garlic and anchovies to it, then we're talking. :D
Love them all! I LOVE my pizza!!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI do love a good slice of pizza. I'm spoiled though, growing up in NJ I learned what the good stuff is. I'm juuuuust close enough to Philadelphia to still be able to get a decent slice.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHA! The one about the hobbies!!! Story of my life. LOL
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