Y'all have dirty minds, but that avocado wins the prize. I miss avocados. They are the best. They never meant to participate in any of this. Just a humble village tree that anyone could grow. Somehow they got kidnapped. When i think about Mexico, this comes to mind.
Another excellent catch after trolling the meme sea! So many chuckles. I will say that while the erect avocado was fearsome, it certainly would have made a big batch of guacamole. E
It is concerning that there has to be sign up that says don't try on the condoms. OMG! That first one is me. I have a filthy mind and a face like a nun. It messes with people.
Hilarious! I needed some laughs this morning! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteAnd people wonder why I like the music note avocado.
ReplyDeleteThat avocado!
ReplyDeleteThanks I needed that
ReplyDeleteLovely stuff. Then there's the statistical study "Population of the British Isles. Broken down by age and sex".
ReplyDeleteone person's gutter is another person's web search history.
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The human race is doomed.... DOOMED, I TELLS YA!
ReplyDeleteGuac and balls! Guac and balls! Also, I'm wondering if my mastectomized chest and I can get a job at Hooter...? 🤔
ReplyDeleteI don't know what people are talking about? It does look like a quarter note.
ReplyDeleteThe hand model's nails, tho... !
ReplyDeleteThe avocado: I winched and grabbed my crotch.
ReplyDeleteBeaver damned!!!
great picture in a bra.
ReplyDeleteBeaver dammed killed me! How subtle, using a cat.
ReplyDeleteOld-timey names for STDs made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteI love being in the gutter; that's where all my friends are!
ReplyDeleteBEAVER DAMNED! 😜
'Coal dust on the fiddle' is a banger! Being in the gutter is fun.
ReplyDeleteOMG I am just cracking up. Have a great evening.
ReplyDeleteOmg, the Hooters meme cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteThank you for making the start of the day wonderful. I am just laughing my guts out. Thanks to the entire universe too.
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteThat's a pecker! And Beaver Dammed sounds just right.
Also, Walla Walla bing bang? If you know this man, please give him my phone number.
XOXO
And I thought ballsy was an interesting bit of veg but that avocado - that's the real deal!!
ReplyDeleteOne Hooter, the labor market has gone tits up!
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what Coal Dust on the Fiddle means. I looked it up.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggle I really needed it today
ReplyDeleteY'all have dirty minds, but that avocado wins the prize.
ReplyDeleteI miss avocados. They are the best. They never meant to participate in any of this. Just a humble village tree that anyone could grow. Somehow they got kidnapped. When i think about Mexico, this comes to mind.
Do not open or try on. Do you think that sign is going to stop the people that need to read that sign?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! These are great. I can't believe they have to put up a sign telling customers not to try on the condoms!
ReplyDeleteAnother excellent catch after trolling the meme sea! So many chuckles.
ReplyDeleteI will say that while the erect avocado was fearsome, it certainly would have made a big batch of guacamole.
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I need to get to other parts of the Internet more. I seem to be missing out on life a little.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckle and thanks for helping me find my unclean sense of humor again.
Beaver Damned is brilliant!
@Sixpence Notthewiser:
ReplyDeleteThe man's name is David Seville. Lives with three chipmunks.
It is concerning that there has to be sign up that says don't try on the condoms. OMG!
ReplyDeleteThat first one is me. I have a filthy mind and a face like a nun. It messes with people.
Scurrilous! Is there no Morality force in Alberta?
ReplyDeleteI was never big into Hooters, should have gone with Booties
ReplyDeleteBlessings
ReplyDeleteI wondered when you'd use the hooter one...perfect.
ReplyDeleteI lost good tea laughing at beaver dammed.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
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