Wednesday, 31 August 2022

Join Me in the Gutter, Friends




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A story in two parts:








And you're welcome!

37 comments:

  1. Hilarious! I needed some laughs this morning! Thank you!

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  2. And people wonder why I like the music note avocado.

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  3. Lovely stuff. Then there's the statistical study "Population of the British Isles. Broken down by age and sex".

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  4. one person's gutter is another person's web search history.
    the Ol'Buzzard

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  5. The human race is doomed.... DOOMED, I TELLS YA!

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  6. Guac and balls! Guac and balls! Also, I'm wondering if my mastectomized chest and I can get a job at Hooter...? 🤔

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  7. I don't know what people are talking about? It does look like a quarter note.

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  8. The hand model's nails, tho... !

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  9. The avocado: I winched and grabbed my crotch.

    Beaver damned!!!

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  10. Beaver dammed killed me! How subtle, using a cat.

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  11. Old-timey names for STDs made me laugh out loud.

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  12. I love being in the gutter; that's where all my friends are!
    BEAVER DAMNED! 😜

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  13. 'Coal dust on the fiddle' is a banger! Being in the gutter is fun.

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  14. OMG I am just cracking up. Have a great evening.

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  15. Omg, the Hooters meme cracked me up!

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  16. Thank you for making the start of the day wonderful. I am just laughing my guts out. Thanks to the entire universe too.

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  17. Ha!
    That's a pecker! And Beaver Dammed sounds just right.
    Also, Walla Walla bing bang? If you know this man, please give him my phone number.

    XOXO

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  18. And I thought ballsy was an interesting bit of veg but that avocado - that's the real deal!!

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  19. One Hooter, the labor market has gone tits up!

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  20. That's exactly what Coal Dust on the Fiddle means. I looked it up.

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  21. Thanks for the giggle I really needed it today

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  22. Y'all have dirty minds, but that avocado wins the prize.
    I miss avocados. They are the best. They never meant to participate in any of this. Just a humble village tree that anyone could grow. Somehow they got kidnapped. When i think about Mexico, this comes to mind.

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  23. Do not open or try on. Do you think that sign is going to stop the people that need to read that sign?

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  24. HAHAHA! These are great. I can't believe they have to put up a sign telling customers not to try on the condoms!

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  25. Another excellent catch after trolling the meme sea! So many chuckles.
    I will say that while the erect avocado was fearsome, it certainly would have made a big batch of guacamole.
    E

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  26. I need to get to other parts of the Internet more. I seem to be missing out on life a little.

    Thanks for the chuckle and thanks for helping me find my unclean sense of humor again.

    Beaver Damned is brilliant!

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  27. @Sixpence Notthewiser:

    The man's name is David Seville. Lives with three chipmunks.

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  28. It is concerning that there has to be sign up that says don't try on the condoms. OMG!
    That first one is me. I have a filthy mind and a face like a nun. It messes with people.

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  29. Scurrilous! Is there no Morality force in Alberta?

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  30. I was never big into Hooters, should have gone with Booties

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  31. I wondered when you'd use the hooter one...perfect.

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  32. I lost good tea laughing at beaver dammed.

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