LOL ... spanking with His flip-flop! Take ... eat this bread as a symbol of my body! Drink this wine as a symbol of my blood! Love all of the memes this morning!
I remember that Palm Sunday morning when I was walking my dog Benni down by the Rio Grande when I met "Jesus" walking his two Labrador Retrievers. (This is New Mexico, where "Hay Zus" is a normal first name).
Don't get me started. I don't know what any of this shit is either, but i can't blame poor Jeezuz for being scared. Look what happened to him! These are funny, but they also give me a headache.
These are all hilarious (except the american flag budgie smuggler- that's just gross! Agree with Jaz.) I loved the 'pull over and spank y'all' one. Yes! Do it! E
These are great, Debra! I make a point of not shopping at Hobby Lobby. That last one really sums up how I feel about a lot of organized religion, especially the fundamentalists. Have a good week!
That 'Merican Jesus is so gross. I hope he shoots his balls off. The hungry kids vs the mall parking space is why I no longer say Grace before a meal not thank God for any good things that come my way. Until God takes the blame for the bad stuff as well as the praise for the good stuff, I'm out.
In Kentucky I worked with adult literacy and we had a young Mexican named Jesus learning to read English. The fundamentalist Christians that controlled that town refused to call him by his name and instead called him Joe. the Ol'Buzzard
Ol'Buzzard thank you for this story. I understand it completely. They probably liked Joe, but no way could they open themselves to a look in the mirror.
Lol. Great memes for this day and age, Debra.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard being Jesus. All the competing demands.
ReplyDeleteGreat collection. Do "they" realize how silly they really are?
ReplyDeleteLOL ... spanking with His flip-flop!
ReplyDeleteTake ... eat this bread as a symbol of my body!
Drink this wine as a symbol of my blood!
Love all of the memes this morning!
i think the guy in the speedo should pull the trigger.
ReplyDeleteI remember that Palm Sunday morning when I was walking my dog Benni down by the Rio Grande when I met "Jesus" walking his two Labrador Retrievers. (This is New Mexico, where "Hay Zus" is a normal first name).
ReplyDeleteOh that last one!
ReplyDeleteAll great ones!! TFS ~
ReplyDeleteDon't get me started. I don't know what any of this shit is either, but i can't blame poor Jeezuz for being scared. Look what happened to him! These are funny, but they also give me a headache.
ReplyDeleteIt groans miso much.
ReplyDeleteThese are all hilarious (except the american flag budgie smuggler- that's just gross! Agree with Jaz.) I loved the 'pull over and spank y'all' one. Yes! Do it!
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This is both witty and clever. Love the pun and humour
ReplyDeleteThese are funny, I love the shop at Micheals one. XD
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these are quite nasty but that last one I am passing on to my family.
ReplyDeleteI shop at Michaels gets a star. That is kinda gay. Don't be angry with me, the past really was a different country.
ReplyDeleteHah! Jesus loves Miso :) :)
ReplyDeleteThe "Had Anyone Else Ever Died For You" is my favorite. Fucking contest indeed.
ReplyDeleteDebra, you are the best! Thank you.
ReplyDeleteThat's why i never pray for a parking space!!
ReplyDeleteI absolutely LOVE this post. Have a great day today.
ReplyDeleteI was not prepared for Merican Jesus....bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteLots of wisdom in simple ways is the best way to get your point across. Thanks for the memes.
ReplyDeleteThe essence of Christianity today. It is not why I'm an atheist, but it is a bonus.
ReplyDeleteThese are great, Debra! I make a point of not shopping at Hobby Lobby. That last one really sums up how I feel about a lot of organized religion, especially the fundamentalists. Have a good week!
ReplyDeleteSome of those so called fellows of Jesus. I avoid them as they have leprosy.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on and stay safe
That 'Merican Jesus is so gross. I hope he shoots his balls off. The hungry kids vs the mall parking space is why I no longer say Grace before a meal not thank God for any good things that come my way. Until God takes the blame for the bad stuff as well as the praise for the good stuff, I'm out.
ReplyDeleteIs that 'Merican Jesus Chuck Norris?
ReplyDeleteRepublicans should hope Jesus ain't real
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is "I know you are hungry..." Not funny, but unfortunately with a lot of truth.
ReplyDeleteALL THE BEST! Traude
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All of this is good and somehow, therapeutic.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
A great week to you, Debra.
Yes to some sandal slapping.
ReplyDeleteIn Kentucky I worked with adult literacy and we had a young Mexican named Jesus learning to read English. The fundamentalist Christians that controlled that town refused to call him by his name and instead called him Joe.
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Ol'Buzzard thank you for this story. I understand it completely. They probably liked Joe, but no way could they open themselves to a look in the mirror.
ReplyDeleteI snorted out loud at the Jesus taking the wheel meme :D
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