Hahahaha The Master on mansplaining? So, SO good. Did you know that someone told me once that I should smile more? Another fucking man told me that. Apparently because I'm usually in a good mood, I have to be in a good mood all the time.
Oh, I don't know...I spent the majority of my public service career being womansplained on a thrice daily basis. Which as a matter of record, makes logical sense, since 85% of my co-workers were female.
We had the displeasure of visiting with an asshole recently. We weren't even totally polite as we extricated ourselves. As we left, SG said: Was HE just mansplaining? I said: Yep. I'd like to return my “Man Card.”
I'm afraid I need some womanexplaining, or anygenderexplaining, about that second image from the top. Why does it say "colorized"? Both pictures are from two 1970s Disney features (The Aristocats and Robin Hood) that were in color to begin with.
Incidentally, the cat on the left was voiced by Eva Gabor. You should hear the mansplaining that she (and everyone else in Hooterville, male or female) got on a regular basis from Eddie Albert on Green Acres, usually accompanied by a flute playing "Yankee Doodle Dandy".
Oh these are good! I pride myself in explaining diagnosis/options, and how medicines work. I thought this good until I heard someone say I was the medical mansplainer of my clinic. Oh oh.
@ Kirk -- That particular meme came from Tumblr and they're a bunch of weirdos over there, LOL! The title is meant to be an ironic parody of titles for art installations. At least that's MY take on it!
These are glorious! I love the expression on the faces of the kitties. And the ones about religion, the Christian bible, and why the Christian god is a woman had me rolling!
I can't remember who said but there's a quote about why it's hard to be a woman because we have to deal with men and it's true. It's a bit ridiculous how some men treat women as if they have no mind but it's the reality.
When a man tells me something he thinks is novel, but really is something I've actually just told him, then I often say: I just said that out of my mouth right now.(Usually paired with, ahem, a smile just in case someone gets his fee-fees hurt.)
I was thinking about our Patrick, and wondering if i should wear green. Of course i will. It is not easy being green. Roger Casement got hanged for it.
Is it just me? Am i last the survivor? Do i have to explain mansplaining again? It really is too headache. I never trust them, and the women are just as bad. Would you like to be like these people? Just asking.
Today is international boyfriend day. Thank you very much. I love my boyfriends. They are brave and strong. They help granny to cross the street. They did not ask for this. I was just thinking.
These are hilarious! The one with the university says it all! And the one about carrying keys laced through our fingers like Wolverine's since we were kids is so true!
Great collection,
ReplyDeleteOf course God is a woman! I knew it!
ReplyDeleteThese are wonderful! And, yes, we've all been there. Le sigh.
ReplyDeleteI've always thought if God existed She is a woman and now I know why.
ReplyDeleteYou post the best memes ... God=woman=religion ... OMG ... so true!
ReplyDelete"That's all religion is. It's mansplaining."
ReplyDeleteWell, let me explain why that's true! 😂
Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteThe Master on mansplaining? So, SO good.
Did you know that someone told me once that I should smile more? Another fucking man told me that. Apparently because I'm usually in a good mood, I have to be in a good mood all the time.
XOXO
Nice dear Debra
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Happy women's day my friend.
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Oh, I don't know...I spent the majority of my public service career being womansplained on a thrice daily basis. Which as a matter of record, makes logical sense, since 85% of my co-workers were female.
ReplyDeleteDid me no harm.
We had the displeasure of visiting with an asshole recently. We weren't even totally polite as we extricated ourselves. As we left, SG said: Was HE just mansplaining? I said: Yep. I'd like to return my “Man Card.”
ReplyDeleteI don’t know. If god was a woman, men would be so much more user friendly
ReplyDeleteIn any corporate environment, there is always mansplaining. It is a sad part of reality.
ReplyDeleteLol excellent!
ReplyDeleteWunnerful, wunnerful, wunnerful. Religion began as mansplaining.
ReplyDeleteThe last one, so true!
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid I need some womanexplaining, or anygenderexplaining, about that second image from the top. Why does it say "colorized"? Both pictures are from two 1970s Disney features (The Aristocats and Robin Hood) that were in color to begin with.
ReplyDeleteIncidentally, the cat on the left was voiced by Eva Gabor. You should hear the mansplaining that she (and everyone else in Hooterville, male or female) got on a regular basis from Eddie Albert on Green Acres, usually accompanied by a flute playing "Yankee Doodle Dandy".
Oh these are good!
ReplyDeleteI pride myself in explaining diagnosis/options, and how medicines work. I thought this good until I heard someone say I was the medical mansplainer of my clinic. Oh oh.
@ Kirk -- That particular meme came from Tumblr and they're a bunch of weirdos over there, LOL! The title is meant to be an ironic parody of titles for art installations. At least that's MY take on it!
ReplyDeleteThese are glorious! I love the expression on the faces of the kitties. And the ones about religion, the Christian bible, and why the Christian god is a woman had me rolling!
ReplyDeleteI can't remember who said but there's a quote about why it's hard to be a woman because we have to deal with men and it's true. It's a bit ridiculous how some men treat women as if they have no mind but it's the reality.
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely day.
Haha. Thanks for the reminder.
ReplyDeleteGod can't be a woman: no woman can be THAT evil. Except Marion Zimmer Bradley. Who saw God as a woman, come to think of it.
ReplyDeleteWhen a man tells me something he thinks is novel, but really is something I've actually just told him, then I often say: I just said that out of my mouth right now.(Usually paired with, ahem, a smile just in case someone gets his fee-fees hurt.)
ReplyDeleteNever read any Jane Austen books.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on and stay safe
Wow - I always knew there was a reason the bible sounds like a lot of hot air to me.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about our Patrick, and wondering if i should wear green.
ReplyDeleteOf course i will.
It is not easy being green.
Roger Casement got hanged for it.
Is it just me? Am i last the survivor? Do i have to explain mansplaining again? It really is too headache.
ReplyDeleteI never trust them, and the women are just as bad. Would you like to be like these people? Just asking.
Today is international boyfriend day. Thank you very much. I love my boyfriends. They are brave and strong. They help granny to cross the street.
ReplyDeleteThey did not ask for this.
I was just thinking.
I feel like mansplanning should be punishable with pegging
ReplyDeleteBut honestly, that would encourage me to be bad. But it sure would fuck up the pride of straight men
These are great. Both funny and thought provoking. Well maybe a bit sad that we are so slow to advance.
ReplyDeleteI can't decide if I like the Disney character one or the one about a goddess going on dates with all those prophets the best :D
ReplyDeleteLove the Jane Austen and wolverine claws. Sometimes it's only a bag of poo but that in the face should deter I think. (Dog poo by the way!!)
ReplyDelete@ Liz Hinds -- Thanks for the clarification, LOL!
ReplyDeleteApplause, girlfriend. Applause.
ReplyDeleteCan we make it stop now?
These are hysterical. But of course, I'm a hysterical woman.
ReplyDeletePainfully funny, and painfully true!
ReplyDeleteI love to teach/preach/mansplain because I know stuff. Now I will just crawl back under my rock
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious! The one with the university says it all! And the one about carrying keys laced through our fingers like Wolverine's since we were kids is so true!
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