Thursday, 30 March 2023

Smut Patrol











And now, for the educational part of this post:

Here's how to say

"Biggus Dickus"

in 3 other languages' version
of pidgin Latin -- 


39 comments:

  1. The blow-up doll! BAHAHAHAHA These are all so funny.

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  2. You always have to ask the cat, or get a very sturdy door lock.

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  3. Some BDE going here today!

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  4. HAHAHHAA---You are SOOOO bad! LOL. OMG on the blow-up doll~

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  5. All my meditation and journaling this morning is down the drain as I had to recover from choking on my tea from laughter. Some of your best ones yet.

    THE FIRST ONE, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Namaste Debra 🙏🏻

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  6. Pijus Magnificus, huh?
    *makes mental note*

    And I want that job checking baseball player's zippers (and zipping them up)? Do you know if maybe they would advertise in LinkedIn?

    XOXO

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  7. The cat as a protector is my favourite!

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  8. Thank you for your tireless efforts to bring us the highest quality smut! Three languages! That's culture, is what that is...
    I don't think the cat is ever going to get over it.

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  9. Thanks for the grins & giggles this morning, Debra!

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  10. I remember the Monty Python "Biggus Dickus" part. Way too funny for them to try keeping a straight face.

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  11. Having just returned from the Capital, it is nice to read some content that is enlightening.

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  12. LOL, love the vets office sign,

    True story, at work our fancy antivirus/system protection/web filtering software refused to let me load my Vet's office website because it was considered "adult entertainment"

    I was able to get it whitelisted, but I'm kinda baffled as to how it got fllagged that way to start with...

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  13. And now everyone will want to eat the Devil's corn. I needed some smut today.

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  14. One of your best
    Isn’t that vet glorious x

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  15. Too many churches need a 13-year-old the review their sign messages before they're posted.

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  16. It is difficult to imagine scenarios where men with banjos are not harassing people.

    Thank you, dear Debra, for diving into the dumpsters of the Internet for us. (I hope you shower afterwards.)

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  17. Some very clever material here - glad you went dumpster diving for us!

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  18. Way to go for the win local newspaper and I have so many questions for the guy filling up his blow-up doll. Thanks for laughs, Debra.

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  19. Man o'christ, you're really on smut patrol this week, aren't you? First with the mammoth hooters and now with Biggus Dickuses.... I love the German "schwanzus longus", LOL! With all your dumpster diving, you've set a high bar for community service.

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  20. So hilarious! Love the memes. Having a good laugh on Friday morning

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  21. The panties one cracked me up!!!!!

    And wouldn't it just figure I'd return to your blog on a smutty post?

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  22. These are great! I'm sending the one with the vet and the panties to my friend who works at a vet's office. It's going to make her day!

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  23. Thanks for the late morning chuckle. The cat attacking the GF reminds me of certain...videos that would have cats and dogs wandering around in the background.

    Please don't ask how I acquired this minutia.

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  24. Oh, my goodness. These are terrible but in the funniest way. The poor cats!

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  25. "The name Biggus Dickus, there's nothing subtle about it at all, it's obviously a silly name to have. Again, brilliant, absolute brilliant playing by Graham, looks magnificent, and if Graham had just done one sort of giggle or looked to one side and been aware of it, it just wouldn't have worked. It had to be played absolutely superbly, which is one of the things which gave me the most tremendous pleasure in Python; it all boiled down to how people performed, how clever they were at getting really what the humor was about. You know, sometimes missing a short-term gag for the long-term benefit by playing it straight. And so, in people's minds now, Biggus Dickus is a man of no humor at all, Pontius Pilate is a man of no humor at all--both of whom take part in one of the funniest, most humorous sketches of Python!"

    --Micheal Palin

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  26. haha thanks for laughs dear Debra

    what a contribution of cheerfulness to society by you my friend :)))

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  27. I'm a fool more than one day a year.
    Coffee is on and stay safe.

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  28. "Use your teeth. Never break eye contact." 🤣

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  29. OMG. I laughed at the protective cat. Some people are too kinky for their own good.
    The difference between erotic and kinky: Erotic you tickle your lover with a feather. Kinky, you use the whole chicken.
    If a couple are having sex and the dog licks the guys butt, is it considered a threesome?

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  30. I had an ex who's cat definitely didn't consent.

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  31. Thanks for the chuckles..You are priceless..Still not getting your blog in my email...I have to count on my brain...that's very iffy..Enjoy your week...

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  32. Love the first one..."Smut patrol"..Great title...The blow up doll is great...takes a lot of nerve!!!

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  33. You are fearless in your quest for humor, my friend! Hilarious!

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  34. While having sex the cat jumps on the bed and takes a nap. Not great for the libido.
    I'm just saying
    the Ol'Buzzard

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  35. The pet ones have me howling.

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