Thank you for your tireless efforts to bring us the highest quality smut! Three languages! That's culture, is what that is... I don't think the cat is ever going to get over it.
True story, at work our fancy antivirus/system protection/web filtering software refused to let me load my Vet's office website because it was considered "adult entertainment"
I was able to get it whitelisted, but I'm kinda baffled as to how it got fllagged that way to start with...
Man o'christ, you're really on smut patrol this week, aren't you? First with the mammoth hooters and now with Biggus Dickuses.... I love the German "schwanzus longus", LOL! With all your dumpster diving, you've set a high bar for community service.
Thanks for the late morning chuckle. The cat attacking the GF reminds me of certain...videos that would have cats and dogs wandering around in the background.
"The name Biggus Dickus, there's nothing subtle about it at all, it's obviously a silly name to have. Again, brilliant, absolute brilliant playing by Graham, looks magnificent, and if Graham had just done one sort of giggle or looked to one side and been aware of it, it just wouldn't have worked. It had to be played absolutely superbly, which is one of the things which gave me the most tremendous pleasure in Python; it all boiled down to how people performed, how clever they were at getting really what the humor was about. You know, sometimes missing a short-term gag for the long-term benefit by playing it straight. And so, in people's minds now, Biggus Dickus is a man of no humor at all, Pontius Pilate is a man of no humor at all--both of whom take part in one of the funniest, most humorous sketches of Python!"
OMG. I laughed at the protective cat. Some people are too kinky for their own good. The difference between erotic and kinky: Erotic you tickle your lover with a feather. Kinky, you use the whole chicken. If a couple are having sex and the dog licks the guys butt, is it considered a threesome?
Thanks for the chuckles..You are priceless..Still not getting your blog in my email...I have to count on my brain...that's very iffy..Enjoy your week...
The blow-up doll! BAHAHAHAHA These are all so funny.
ReplyDeleteYou always have to ask the cat, or get a very sturdy door lock.
ReplyDeleteSome BDE going here today!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHHAA---You are SOOOO bad! LOL. OMG on the blow-up doll~
ReplyDeleteAll my meditation and journaling this morning is down the drain as I had to recover from choking on my tea from laughter. Some of your best ones yet.
ReplyDeleteTHE FIRST ONE, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Namaste Debra 🙏🏻
Thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeletePijus Magnificus, huh?
ReplyDelete*makes mental note*
And I want that job checking baseball player's zippers (and zipping them up)? Do you know if maybe they would advertise in LinkedIn?
XOXO
The cat as a protector is my favourite!
ReplyDeleteThank you for your tireless efforts to bring us the highest quality smut! Three languages! That's culture, is what that is...
ReplyDeleteI don't think the cat is ever going to get over it.
Thanks for the grins & giggles this morning, Debra!
ReplyDeleteI remember the Monty Python "Biggus Dickus" part. Way too funny for them to try keeping a straight face.
ReplyDeleteHaving just returned from the Capital, it is nice to read some content that is enlightening.
ReplyDeleteLOL, love the vets office sign,
ReplyDeleteTrue story, at work our fancy antivirus/system protection/web filtering software refused to let me load my Vet's office website because it was considered "adult entertainment"
I was able to get it whitelisted, but I'm kinda baffled as to how it got fllagged that way to start with...
And now everyone will want to eat the Devil's corn. I needed some smut today.
ReplyDeleteOne of your best
ReplyDeleteIsn’t that vet glorious x
Too many churches need a 13-year-old the review their sign messages before they're posted.
ReplyDeleteIt is difficult to imagine scenarios where men with banjos are not harassing people.
ReplyDeleteThank you, dear Debra, for diving into the dumpsters of the Internet for us. (I hope you shower afterwards.)
Some very clever material here - glad you went dumpster diving for us!
ReplyDeleteWay to go for the win local newspaper and I have so many questions for the guy filling up his blow-up doll. Thanks for laughs, Debra.
ReplyDeleteMan o'christ, you're really on smut patrol this week, aren't you? First with the mammoth hooters and now with Biggus Dickuses.... I love the German "schwanzus longus", LOL! With all your dumpster diving, you've set a high bar for community service.
ReplyDeleteSo hilarious! Love the memes. Having a good laugh on Friday morning
ReplyDeleteVery funny.
ReplyDeleteThe panties one cracked me up!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd wouldn't it just figure I'd return to your blog on a smutty post?
These are great! I'm sending the one with the vet and the panties to my friend who works at a vet's office. It's going to make her day!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the late morning chuckle. The cat attacking the GF reminds me of certain...videos that would have cats and dogs wandering around in the background.
ReplyDeletePlease don't ask how I acquired this minutia.
Oh, my goodness. These are terrible but in the funniest way. The poor cats!
ReplyDeleteNice collection.
ReplyDelete"The name Biggus Dickus, there's nothing subtle about it at all, it's obviously a silly name to have. Again, brilliant, absolute brilliant playing by Graham, looks magnificent, and if Graham had just done one sort of giggle or looked to one side and been aware of it, it just wouldn't have worked. It had to be played absolutely superbly, which is one of the things which gave me the most tremendous pleasure in Python; it all boiled down to how people performed, how clever they were at getting really what the humor was about. You know, sometimes missing a short-term gag for the long-term benefit by playing it straight. And so, in people's minds now, Biggus Dickus is a man of no humor at all, Pontius Pilate is a man of no humor at all--both of whom take part in one of the funniest, most humorous sketches of Python!"
ReplyDelete--Micheal Palin
haha thanks for laughs dear Debra
ReplyDeletewhat a contribution of cheerfulness to society by you my friend :)))
I'm a fool more than one day a year.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on and stay safe.
Not a strip club. lolololololol
ReplyDelete"Use your teeth. Never break eye contact." 🤣
ReplyDeleteOMG. I laughed at the protective cat. Some people are too kinky for their own good.
ReplyDeleteThe difference between erotic and kinky: Erotic you tickle your lover with a feather. Kinky, you use the whole chicken.
If a couple are having sex and the dog licks the guys butt, is it considered a threesome?
I had an ex who's cat definitely didn't consent.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckles..You are priceless..Still not getting your blog in my email...I have to count on my brain...that's very iffy..Enjoy your week...
ReplyDeleteLove the first one..."Smut patrol"..Great title...The blow up doll is great...takes a lot of nerve!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are fearless in your quest for humor, my friend! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWhile having sex the cat jumps on the bed and takes a nap. Not great for the libido.
ReplyDeleteI'm just saying
the Ol'Buzzard
The pet ones have me howling.
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