Wednesday, 16 August 2023

Poets, Love 'Em or Hate 'Em




This coming Friday, August 18th, is once again

NATIONAL BAD POETRY DAY

Let the versification begin!










Okay, that's enough bad poetry!

I must include at least ONE good poem!


47 comments:

  1. "never read the poetry of either man"
    That would be me. Except I wouldn't think it would be worth fighting about.

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  2. Made me laugh out loud, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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  3. Unfortunately I don't know about my poems.. I've always been better at say dirty sea shanties.

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  4. OMG too funny!

    I have an outhouse poem that I have written on the door of our old outhouse!

    :)
    A Haiku about being an adult....best one!

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  5. All so good and then I got to that last one: WINNER!

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  6. These are hilarious. Baptize me in Hot Dog Water! 😜

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  7. I liked the Christmas tree one!

    The reason Kurt 'forgot the man's name' is because as far as I can tell the story is apocryphal. Nobody remembers the man's name. There was a book Notes on Duels and Dueling from 1859 that repeats Kurt's anecdote. Naturally, there is a Reddit thread, and I have confirmed that the quotation in question is on page 35 of the Google scan. The Reddit thread suggests this misinformation was used for anti-duelling propaganda, the way most wars feature stories about The Bad Guys throwing newborn babies out of their incubators.

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  8. @ Old Lurker -- Once again, your research abilities astonish me! As far as I'm concerned, this anecdote falls into the category of "if it's not true, it SHOULD be!"

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  9. OMG too funny!
    Three things: the pine tree, the dude and the grass and that kitty!!!


    XOXO

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  10. The Christmas tree is by Brian Bilston, I think. Credit where it's due. And the iambic pentameter is brilliant!

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  11. @ Boud -- Thanks for that info! I should probably apologize to Brian Bilston for including his poem in a "bad poetry" collection but then again, Shakespeare's included too, so how bad can it be?

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  12. Love Nicky Flower dream poem - baptized in hot dog water - brilliant.

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  13. The very last one truly fits the moment, however, as poetry goes ... They are all great!

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  14. So funny. I hope the story about “never reading the poetry of either man” is true. Excellent haikus!

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  15. The haiku for trump is priceless.

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  16. i am a cat
    i'm not a rat
    don't say i'm fat
    and that is that

    the dood abidez

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  17. @ Gidget Blue Sky -- Pure poetic genius!

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  18. Lots of giggles and I really needed them today
    Thank you

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  19. I suck at poetry in high school. I feel amused reading the memes

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  20. That Trump gets a Pulitzer (unless he's hijacked that, too),

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  21. Funny. Apartment for Rent. No Poets. Sometimes I almost feel sorry for the landlord.

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  22. Is it National Bad Poetry Day already? Time to pay homage again to my favourite dead nemesis, HRH....

    Gloriana Faux Paw

    There once was a cat not royal
    Who demanded we all be loyal.
    She schemed and she screamed,
    "I should be Queen!"
    But she'll end up lanced like a boil.

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  23. @ Tundra Bunny -- Two can play at this game!

    There once was a glib arctic hare,
    Whose wit was just barely there.
    She tried to insult,
    But I run the cult,
    So there's kool-aid for you all to share!

    I would have done a better poem but it's past my bedtime.

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  24. @ HRH -- your hide is definitely getting thinner as you decompose, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  25. Some of those poems are just too clever and too funny to be bad.

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  26. I like the Christmas Tree one and the Shakespeare's summer's day.

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  27. I recognize that haiku, LOL. Who to blame for "poets" instead of "pets" ... the landlady who made the error or newspaper for not proofreading? The Christmas Tree is genius.

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  28. Lots of great ones as usual. Love the adult haiku.
    I'm guessing someone had their heart broken by a poet.

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  29. Some of these made me truly LoL! And they weren't all 'bad' poetry. Humour and doggerel have their place in the poetry canon. We can't all be high-minded aesthetes.

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  30. Love the pine tree and Shakespeare..good ones...not really in to poetry..I guess you have proven that there is bad poetry out there albeit funny!!

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  31. baptize me in hot dog water cracked me up.

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  32. My favorite? The last one. Here's hoping he gets his comeuppance.

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  33. I was a fan of all the bad poetry, especially the one with The Dude because he is one of my favorites. Thanks for the laughs, Debra.

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  34. "never read the poetry of either" slayed me! Thanks for sharing.

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  35. french poetry is so full of rules, I never bothered writing it.

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  36. Thanks for the idea, I'll try the Sheriffs Office.

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  37. I'm definitely not a big fan of poems, to me they're like modern art

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  38. HAHAHA!! The haiku about being an adult is spot on.

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  39. These are so much fun, Debra! I can certainly remember Dante, but I can't recall Ariosto. So Dante must have been the best (Because I know everything - not! Love the Haiku for Trump!

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  40. All are good dear Debra made me smile
    I feel good about that I could read some good poetry during school days.
    I am grateful that I had access to the school library. Only I knew what this place was meant to me back then.
    Hugs

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  41. Big LOL for the Trump haiku.

    When I was a youth, I really dug Brautigan. Haven't much connected with loads of a other poets, to be honest.

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  42. All cute for sure, but that last one is a keeper!

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