I even liked the title of this post! Husband and I used to shout that at each other when things got crazy at work. Gotta love a Seinfeld reference! -Jenn
Oh, come on now! I never have anger issues when I visit you! Smiles and laughs always even though I permanently resemble those cat faces! You also give great nostalgia...thank you for the Conchata Ferrell sarcasm...she was one of my faves and I miss her! 🥺
I'm struggling here tonight. Thank you. Just what the doctor ordered. I had a friend who used to look at people sadly and say, "It's people like you that prevent me from being the Christian I want to be."
Oh thanks what a relief. Those Valkyries were just too much for me. You mention them, and out comes the sword! I apologize for getting so upset. We are going to be OK. If some person had told me 20 years ago that I would be making my case against mythical nazi spirit maidens on this internet that we hear is coming, I would think that they had lost their mind. But times change and here we are. Thanks to all you for being here.
Well, snap out of it because it is December tomorrow. Maybe this quote from Clark Griswold will help: And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Who lit the fuse on your tampoon is my new go-to.
ReplyDeleteI even liked the title of this post! Husband and I used to shout that at each other when things got crazy at work. Gotta love a Seinfeld reference! -Jenn
ReplyDeleteMy favorite scream: Serenity Now!!
ReplyDeleteLove these!Thanks for the laugh this morning.
ReplyDeleteI actually do treat some people like an old TV that needs adjusting.
ReplyDeletehahahaha.... oh it got me laughing so badly dear Debra and it hubby was saying prayer so i had to control lol yes tummy ache you gave me sister :)
ReplyDeleteall hilarious specially the floating thoughts hahahaha
you ROCK !!!!!!!!
happy love and light season my amazingly talented friend :)
These just keep getting better, my first laugh of the day.
ReplyDeletere: touching grass: it looks like you got your wish? Mitch McConnell hasn't been faring so well lately.
ReplyDeleteWoosah to all and to all Namaste.
ReplyDeleteThat candle one sums me up most of the time.
ReplyDeleteOh, come on now! I never have anger issues when I visit you! Smiles and laughs always even though I permanently resemble those cat faces! You also give great nostalgia...thank you for the Conchata Ferrell sarcasm...she was one of my faves and I miss her! 🥺
ReplyDeleteForget just touching grass ... It may be time to smoke some! LOL
ReplyDeleteLove these ... They are all great!!!
I love these. I stole a few of the cat memes.
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHA! It's oddly reassuring that I've had the same thoughts and feelings as you, LOL!
ReplyDeleteha, ha, great. I totally agree with the cat and smacking the TV!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the laughs - many are just too true!
ReplyDeleteI can feel cranky and sensitive at times too!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant.
ReplyDeleteEspecially the smack on the side of the head for some
Definitely needed
Berta was the best thing about Two and a Half Men. I think I'll do a Berta post tomorrow.
ReplyDeletelol. The fuse on the tampon is a great description.
ReplyDeleteLook my last nerve is on fire and smacking the television - perfectly describes how I am feeling about some people lately.
ReplyDeleteBut *deep breath* it's the holiday season...so bring on the tolerance (I need it).
The 'who lit the fuse' meme shows an actress whom I adored. -can't remember her name, but her delivery was priceless!
ReplyDeleteMy last nerve is on fire! Great.
ReplyDeleteYou are too good. These are perfect. I love the third one. It says it all on how I feel. Have a great evening.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaaaaaa
ReplyDeleteOMG I got the hiccups
XOXO
I'm struggling here tonight. Thank you. Just what the doctor ordered. I had a friend who used to look at people sadly and say, "It's people like you that prevent me from being the Christian I want to be."
ReplyDeleteExcellent post.
ReplyDeleteOh thanks what a relief. Those Valkyries were just too much for me. You mention them, and out comes the sword! I apologize for getting so upset. We are going to be OK. If some person had told me 20 years ago that I would be making my case against mythical nazi spirit maidens on this internet that we hear is coming, I would think that they had lost their mind. But times change and here we are. Thanks to all you for being here.
ReplyDelete@ Richard -- No problemo! Serenity Now!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to know what the story is with that dumpster. Did someone paddle a boat up to it and throw in a lighted match?
ReplyDelete“Well ‒ what shall we hang? The holly or each other?” From The Lion in Winter.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! My last nerve and Touching grass were *chef's kiss*!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the reminder that the grin and bear it season is here.
Cheers!
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oh my cod!!! dee mum wuz laffin and laffin, all r so troo
ReplyDelete"Pull up a coffin and lie down with the rest of us." -- Ned Sparks from Gold Diggers of 1933.
ReplyDeleteNice ... Snow star greetings to you.
ReplyDeleteWell, snap out of it because it is December tomorrow. Maybe this quote from Clark Griswold will help: And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to ask someone, "Who lit the fuse on your tamppon?" Some phrases were born to be shared. Often.
ReplyDeleteOh people! If it wasn't for people I could be really nice.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeletethese are all hilarious and so perfect.
ReplyDeletelove & magicks
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Stole the tampon meme. Going with the flow is how my life has been lately too
ReplyDelete@ The Blog Fodder -- GROAN!
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