LOL. I had heard of CUM Park Plaza. It's real. But the list of stores here is some clever creative license. And, yes, your memes DO get me through the day.
For the longest time, I had a souvenir of some Brazilian toilet paper called "AS" (there was an accent mark above the letter 'a') so it was pronounced exactly for the body part used.
The memes overall are quite funny, and quite banned on ye olden FB, sadly.
I have a horn made out of a cow horn. You could call it a horney horn. I would love to jump up on the bed and blow it when my wife and I get together, but she wouldn't appreciate my horney horn humor. the Ol'Buzzard
Oh dear! There is a place near Dundee I cannot drive past without misreading it - Longforgan.
ReplyDeleteLove these!
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteOh, I love this! Especially the one that gets worse... and worse... and worse...
Also, I giggle every time I pass a Kum and Go. I swear.
I wonder if they sell t-shirts, though...
XOXO
As a man I will say measuring by dicks is never accurate.
ReplyDeleteWhere is this Cum Park Plaza and should I schedule a visit?
ReplyDeleteThe metric one…I laughed out loud and almost chocked on my coffee. Thank you for these.
ReplyDeleteAs usual ... You certainly outdo yourself!
ReplyDeleteYou can always draw me in with some smut.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
These got me through the morning, and I expect the rest of the day as well.
ReplyDeleteThanks, we needed that.
ReplyDeleteHyacinth would faint dead away and need to be fanned by Sheridan at the Worse and Worse!
ReplyDeleteLOL. I had heard of CUM Park Plaza. It's real. But the list of stores here is some clever creative license. And, yes, your memes DO get me through the day.
ReplyDeleteI admit ~ your inappropriate memes make my week!
ReplyDeleteI thought that was ET being muzzled. My mind is working overtime today.
ReplyDeleteI am laughing out loud at home
ReplyDeleteFor the longest time, I had a souvenir of some Brazilian toilet paper called "AS" (there was an accent mark above the letter 'a') so it was pronounced exactly for the body part used.
ReplyDeleteThe memes overall are quite funny, and quite banned on ye olden FB, sadly.
I do think inappropriate is my middle name so I loved them all. Thank you, Debra.
ReplyDeleteIf I went to Cum Park Plaza I may never come back.
ReplyDeleteWhat a surprise to see Hyacinth Bucket on your blog.
ReplyDeleteIt’s official
ReplyDeleteMy mind is in the gutter lol
I too blame the internet
Another nice collection, thanks.
ReplyDeleteJeebus, all that's missing from Cum Park Plaza is a mattress store! Thanks for the snorts...
ReplyDelete@ Rosemary -- Oh, Hyacinth is an old buddy of mine. My parents adored, simply ADORED, her TV show "Keeping Up Appearances."
ReplyDeleteI am shocked and appalled where did you get these smutty things I wonder? Manitoba maybe
ReplyDeleteAmericans will use anything but the metric system...Great one.
ReplyDeleteCall me juvenile but I laughed at them all!
ReplyDeleteCheers,
E
That carpet one is very clever. When Zac's opened a charity shop for men I wanted to call it the Man Hole.
ReplyDeleteI have a horn made out of a cow horn. You could call it a horney horn. I would love to jump up on the bed and blow it when my wife and I get together, but she wouldn't appreciate my horney horn humor.
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Sometimes toilet humour is the best humour.
ReplyDeleteGranny wolf cracked me up. The Cum Park sign forgot Mike Hunt Whistles.
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