Canadian Santa(s)

Craig Baird, who posts at Canadian History Ehx,

recently used AI to give Santa a true Canadian makeover!

Here's how Santa looks in each of Canada's

10 provinces and 3 territories --

In British Columbia, he's a hippy-dippy flower child

kind of Santa, probably high on something --

While in Alberta, Santa works in the oil fields --

Down on the farm in Saskatchewan,

Santa rocks his thick thermal plaid --

In Manitoba, laid-back Santa loves

to spend the winter ice fishing and

keeping warm the old-fashioned way --

Ontario hipster Santa loves coffee

and the trendy urban scene --

In Quebec, Père Noel wears French bleue

and continues to enjoy his Gauloises --

Meanwhile in New Brunswick,

Santa takes a hike through a snowy forest,

dodging those huge logging trucks --

In Nova Scotia, Santa wears his trusty

 oil slickers and is always ready

to go out deep sea fishing --

Prince Edward Island Santa

just wants to stroll along

those beautiful red sand beaches --

In Newfoundland and Labrador,

Santa has caught a big fish

out on the Grand Banks --

Up in Nunavut, Santa is

out on the tundra, all

bundled up in fur to keep warm.

Here in the Arctic, he's close

to his home at the North Pole --

Northwest Territories Santa is

born to be wild, man --

While Yukon Santa is heeding

a different call of the wild.

"Mush, mush!" --

Our national anthem should be

"Ho Ho Ho Canada!"

don't you think?