Hello Debra, The AI finger is great! Wasn't there some kind of game where there were small things wrong with a drawing or photo and you had to discover them? Kind of like the pictures with extra tiny details hidden in them, as in "Find 6 garden tools hidden in this drawing." --Jim
All are good, but the ones on jury duty made me feel guilty. I was summoned to be on-call for Federal jury duty for the month of March. I'm retired and I actually love jury duty...since well before I was a true crime nerd. But, now my body is too old and infirm to be able to sit for hours at a time so I had to get excused. I actually feel bad. Am I crazy for not celebrating?! 🤪🥺
OMG. These were too funny. I LOL'd at the Tailor and the criminal cat! I received my $15 check a few weeks ago for Jury Duty. Still not sure what I should splurge on...
These were great, Debra! How many did you see in your courtroom? I loved the Hallelujah and the tailor but laughed at them all.
I've been called for jury duty several times. I served on a regular jury and a month of grand jury. It's a fascinating window into the community and the legal system.
@ e -- The very first time I ever made a court appearance, I managed (very innocently) to piss off a crotchety old judge who positively screamed at me from the bench in front of a courtroom packed with other lawyers also making docket appearances. An inauspicious and humiliating experience. But ever afterwards, that old bastard judge was always sweet as pie to me. I think he felt bad about his treatment of me that day.
Well if I decide to start my life of crime, I can point to this visit as to what led me to that path. I will probably have to wait until the kids are out of the house before I try that finger trick. Good stuff, Debra.
I haven't had a life of crime. Maybe there is still some time. I could steal a donated book in our retirement village library, and no one would notice.
Hilarious, Debra! I just got called for jury duty in Denver's Federal Court. But I can get an exemption because of my age. For once I'm grateful to be over 70 ~ lol!
Oops I put my comment for this series in the next series. I'm sorry I've been scattered and MIA. I can't even say it'll get better. But my attention is quite divided. Perhaps it's because I'm a cancer with my rising sign, Capricorn. Or maybe just because I'm quite busy.
Hallelujah indeed! Love it.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!! The cat would so be me!
ReplyDeleteThe cat!and the fraud perp! Great stuff
ReplyDelete...AI is a spooky thing!
ReplyDeleteThe cat is funny.
ReplyDeleteBefore movies, the Courtroom was the theater and comedy club in many small towns.
ReplyDeleteWay funny. You made my morning. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteHaha the court room one is funnier
ReplyDeleteThe cat ,I disagree
Wow - that finger advice is awesome!
ReplyDeleteNight Court has nothing on this blog when it comes to funny.
ReplyDeleteI would hate to be a judge. I have not patience for bullshit.
ReplyDeleteHello Debra, The AI finger is great! Wasn't there some kind of game where there were small things wrong with a drawing or photo and you had to discover them? Kind of like the pictures with extra tiny details hidden in them, as in "Find 6 garden tools hidden in this drawing."
ReplyDelete--Jim
Genius life hack. I’m off to get the finger.
ReplyDeleteThat feline felon almost made me do a spit-take with my morning coffee, LOL!
ReplyDeleteYour jury will be composed of 12 of your peers who were not smart enough to get out of jury duty.
ReplyDeleteAll are good, but the ones on jury duty made me feel guilty. I was summoned to be on-call for Federal jury duty for the month of March. I'm retired and I actually love jury duty...since well before I was a true crime nerd. But, now my body is too old and infirm to be able to sit for hours at a time so I had to get excused. I actually feel bad. Am I crazy for not celebrating?! 🤪🥺
ReplyDelete@ Cleora Borealis -- More people should have your sense of civic duty.
ReplyDeleteAI will be the undoing of society as we know it.
ReplyDeleteThis is so cool! I forfeited the jury duties a few times in my lifetime.
ReplyDeleteThat is one freaky finger. Ewwwww
ReplyDeleteThe Taylor was my favourite. But all very clever
A great set
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed these. By the way, have you watched the series "Jury Duty"? So hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha OMG the kitty claiming innocence!!
ReplyDeleteAlso, Leigh Rubin's cartoon? Absolutely flawless.
And now I have a lifehack in case I commit a crime!
XOXO
@ DB Stewart -- No, I've never heard of that series. I looked it up on Wikipedia though and it sounds good. Certainly has an interesting premise!
ReplyDeleteOMG. These were too funny. I LOL'd at the Tailor and the criminal cat!
ReplyDeleteI received my $15 check a few weeks ago for Jury Duty. Still not sure what I should splurge on...
These were great, Debra! How many did you see in your courtroom?
ReplyDeleteI loved the Hallelujah and the tailor but laughed at them all.
I've been called for jury duty several times. I served on a regular jury and a month of grand jury. It's a fascinating window into the community and the legal system.
@ e -- The very first time I ever made a court appearance, I managed (very innocently) to piss off a crotchety old judge who positively screamed at me from the bench in front of a courtroom packed with other lawyers also making docket appearances. An inauspicious and humiliating experience. But ever afterwards, that old bastard judge was always sweet as pie to me. I think he felt bad about his treatment of me that day.
ReplyDeleteWell if I decide to start my life of crime, I can point to this visit as to what led me to that path. I will probably have to wait until the kids are out of the house before I try that finger trick. Good stuff, Debra.
ReplyDeleteI haven't had a life of crime. Maybe there is still some time. I could steal a donated book in our retirement village library, and no one would notice.
ReplyDeleteHilarious, Debra! I just got called for jury duty in Denver's Federal Court. But I can get an exemption because of my age. For once I'm grateful to be over 70 ~ lol!
ReplyDeleteI would be tempted to use that first one in court
ReplyDeleteOops I put my comment for this series in the next series. I'm sorry I've been scattered and MIA. I can't even say it'll get better. But my attention is quite divided. Perhaps it's because I'm a cancer with my rising sign, Capricorn. Or maybe just because I'm quite busy.
ReplyDeleteHugs!
The cat is being a perfect cat. Here's $15 cracked me up. I have never been called and if I were, I know I would never make the cut
ReplyDeleteOnly $15? I can't be a star of my own TV show in a quaint setting? :D
ReplyDeleteThe corporate criminal elite ruling class controls the narrative and the courts are pretty much for profit businesses.
ReplyDeleteLove the extra finger. I thought it was for flipping someone.
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