Wednesday, 28 February 2024

Order in the Court!










36 comments:

  1. The cat!and the fraud perp! Great stuff

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  2. Before movies, the Courtroom was the theater and comedy club in many small towns.

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  3. Way funny. You made my morning. Have a great day.

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  4. Haha the court room one is funnier
    The cat ,I disagree

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  5. Wow - that finger advice is awesome!

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  6. Night Court has nothing on this blog when it comes to funny.

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  7. I would hate to be a judge. I have not patience for bullshit.

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  8. Hello Debra, The AI finger is great! Wasn't there some kind of game where there were small things wrong with a drawing or photo and you had to discover them? Kind of like the pictures with extra tiny details hidden in them, as in "Find 6 garden tools hidden in this drawing."
    --Jim

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  9. Genius life hack. I’m off to get the finger.

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  10. That feline felon almost made me do a spit-take with my morning coffee, LOL!

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  11. Your jury will be composed of 12 of your peers who were not smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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  12. All are good, but the ones on jury duty made me feel guilty. I was summoned to be on-call for Federal jury duty for the month of March. I'm retired and I actually love jury duty...since well before I was a true crime nerd. But, now my body is too old and infirm to be able to sit for hours at a time so I had to get excused. I actually feel bad. Am I crazy for not celebrating?! 🤪🥺

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  13. @ Cleora Borealis -- More people should have your sense of civic duty.

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  14. AI will be the undoing of society as we know it.

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  15. This is so cool! I forfeited the jury duties a few times in my lifetime.

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  16. That is one freaky finger. Ewwwww
    The Taylor was my favourite. But all very clever

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  17. Enjoyed these. By the way, have you watched the series "Jury Duty"? So hilarious!

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  18. Hahahaha OMG the kitty claiming innocence!!
    Also, Leigh Rubin's cartoon? Absolutely flawless.
    And now I have a lifehack in case I commit a crime!

    XOXO

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  19. @ DB Stewart -- No, I've never heard of that series. I looked it up on Wikipedia though and it sounds good. Certainly has an interesting premise!

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  20. OMG. These were too funny. I LOL'd at the Tailor and the criminal cat!
    I received my $15 check a few weeks ago for Jury Duty. Still not sure what I should splurge on...

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  21. These were great, Debra! How many did you see in your courtroom?
    I loved the Hallelujah and the tailor but laughed at them all.

    I've been called for jury duty several times. I served on a regular jury and a month of grand jury. It's a fascinating window into the community and the legal system.

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  22. @ e -- The very first time I ever made a court appearance, I managed (very innocently) to piss off a crotchety old judge who positively screamed at me from the bench in front of a courtroom packed with other lawyers also making docket appearances. An inauspicious and humiliating experience. But ever afterwards, that old bastard judge was always sweet as pie to me. I think he felt bad about his treatment of me that day.

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  23. Well if I decide to start my life of crime, I can point to this visit as to what led me to that path. I will probably have to wait until the kids are out of the house before I try that finger trick. Good stuff, Debra.

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  24. I haven't had a life of crime. Maybe there is still some time. I could steal a donated book in our retirement village library, and no one would notice.

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  25. Hilarious, Debra! I just got called for jury duty in Denver's Federal Court. But I can get an exemption because of my age. For once I'm grateful to be over 70 ~ lol!

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  26. I would be tempted to use that first one in court

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  27. Oops I put my comment for this series in the next series. I'm sorry I've been scattered and MIA. I can't even say it'll get better. But my attention is quite divided. Perhaps it's because I'm a cancer with my rising sign, Capricorn. Or maybe just because I'm quite busy.

    Hugs!

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  28. The cat is being a perfect cat. Here's $15 cracked me up. I have never been called and if I were, I know I would never make the cut

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  29. Only $15? I can't be a star of my own TV show in a quaint setting? :D

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  30. The corporate criminal elite ruling class controls the narrative and the courts are pretty much for profit businesses.

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  31. Love the extra finger. I thought it was for flipping someone.

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