I have some dear friends who are Christian and actually strive to live a life in line with Jesus's teachings. They are among the kindest people I know. Then there are all the other fools described in this meme... I wish they would just stick to annoying each other.
Wow! What a collection! I think Little Mermaid was my favorite! Followed closely by the rich evangelical on the beach...yah, that whole "camel through the eye of the needle" was just a silly metaphor, but everything I wanna believe is literal truth!! Sure, Jan!!
In that first meme, Jesus also needs a can of beer or some vodka on the rocks. Watching the people who call themselves Christians would definitely drive Jesus to drink.
Well, I didn't have "Sunday School with Auntie Debra" on my 2024 bingo card, but I'm game. I wonder what next week's Bible verses will be? Deuteronomy 18:10-12? Ephesians 6:5?
How dare you post this on SUNDAY. Did you use your smartphone in the back pew of the church to write and post it? Best one - "...problem is Christianity isn't taught in Church." Oh they should disconnect the wi-fi at that church you were at.
Dear @ sixpence notthewiser - This is not our fight. I was not surprised at all to hear about another Christian suicide. Maybe I would do the same, if I lived in their world. But I don't. It is not anything that we can fix. Sometimes you just have to learn to live with the Christians.
I think Christianity would be much better off if like Buddhism it was 100% the founders' words and not his miracles, or for that matter his supposed divinity. You wouldn't think it would be this way, but I think the alleged divinity allows at least some people to give short shrift to the words.
I may have to steal these. Republican Jesus Christians are the antitheses of everything in the gospels.Have you noticed they want the Ten commandments posted but never the Beatitudes? In fact pastors who have preached on them have been asked after church why they teach such woke left wing stuff and are shocked to find out is is the words of Christ.
agreed to each single with bottom of my heart to show others right path we all must take the right one first god gives no authority to oppressors ,his messengers even were to convey his message peacefully blessings
Every. Damn. One. Of. These.
ReplyDeleteI have some dear friends who are Christian and actually strive to live a life in line with Jesus's teachings. They are among the kindest people I know. Then there are all the other fools described in this meme... I wish they would just stick to annoying each other.
Sad and true. Jesus would be weeping now.
ReplyDeleteJesus wept indeed. It makes me weep as well.
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff, Debra. Especially Richard Rohr
ReplyDeleteSo much truth,
ReplyDeleteThese are all so good! Especially that second one. And the one about Christianity being taught in school first has to be taught in church? Oh snap!
ReplyDeleteHee Hee these are very funny.
ReplyDeleteOMG ... Every single one is right on the mark! I wait for the 👽👽🛸 to show up!
ReplyDeleteI have a few of these yet to post on my blog. Had to steal two, hope Jeebus doesn't mind. BWAAHAHAHAhaaahahaaahahahaaa!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! Every one on point!
ReplyDeleteWow! What a collection! I think Little Mermaid was my favorite! Followed closely by the rich evangelical on the beach...yah, that whole "camel through the eye of the needle" was just a silly metaphor, but everything I wanna believe is literal truth!! Sure, Jan!!
ReplyDeleteThe last one says it all! Love these!
ReplyDeleteI agree with every word of this. Meanwhile, I hope we can stay strong and help each other.
ReplyDeleteNo truer words.......
ReplyDeleteInteresting selection of memes.
ReplyDeleteI think you are on the right side.
ReplyDeleteHave a good time and all the best
Violetta
I would literally pay thousands to see that episodes of undercover boss
ReplyDeleteI may go to hell laughing but at least I saw those asshats go too
In that first meme, Jesus also needs a can of beer or some vodka on the rocks. Watching the people who call themselves Christians would definitely drive Jesus to drink.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Your choice of memes really hit the spot today and rubbed it out, Debra! That last one especially -- I don't know whether to laugh or cry anymore!
ReplyDeleteRichard Rohr is one of my heroes.
ReplyDeleteI got plenty of thoughts and opinion on Christianity. I'll leave it there.
ReplyDeleteAll spot on.
ReplyDeleteAwesome collection!!
ReplyDeleteWell, I didn't have "Sunday School with Auntie Debra" on my 2024 bingo card, but I'm game. I wonder what next week's Bible verses will be? Deuteronomy 18:10-12? Ephesians 6:5?
ReplyDelete@ Old Lurker: Ezekiel 23:19-20
ReplyDeletewell said all of them
ReplyDeleteI have never once found anything in the Rotten Orange that resembles anything Christian like.
All exactly on point! Jesus is weeping.
ReplyDeleteAmerican politics is so weird. I don't get how a candidate like Trump, who's practically under indictment, is even allowed to run for office.
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love these, especially the last one.
ReplyDeleteThese are all painfully true. I've reached the point where I despise christians. I'm anti-religion in general but this cult has become so toxic.
ReplyDeleteSadly...Too true..I hope they don't do it again..Good chance..We are in big trouble..
ReplyDeleteI have one word for this post: "Awesomeballs"!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThese are all, sadly, too true!!
ReplyDeletebobbie
The last one... spot on.
ReplyDeleteHow dare you post this on SUNDAY. Did you use your smartphone in the back pew of the church to write and post it?
ReplyDeleteBest one - "...problem is Christianity isn't taught in Church."
Oh they should disconnect the wi-fi at that church you were at.
@ Bill Lisleman -- Hahahahahahaha, you caught me!
ReplyDeleteOh shit.
ReplyDeleteProphetic. Joel Osteen DID get a visit, did you know??
Thoughts and prayers.
XOXO
@ Sixpence Notthewiser -- Yes, I heard. The visitor wasn't Jesus though.
ReplyDeleteDear @ sixpence notthewiser - This is not our fight. I was not surprised at all to hear about another Christian suicide. Maybe I would do the same, if I lived in their world. But I don't.
ReplyDeleteIt is not anything that we can fix. Sometimes you just have to learn to live with the Christians.
I think Christianity would be much better off if like Buddhism it was 100% the founders' words and not his miracles, or for that matter his supposed divinity. You wouldn't think it would be this way, but I think the alleged divinity allows at least some people to give short shrift to the words.
ReplyDeleteI may have to steal these. Republican Jesus Christians are the antitheses of everything in the gospels.Have you noticed they want the Ten commandments posted but never the Beatitudes? In fact pastors who have preached on them have been asked after church why they teach such woke left wing stuff and are shocked to find out is is the words of Christ.
ReplyDeleteI missed this post the other day...but these memes are right on!
ReplyDeleteAmen.
ReplyDeleteagreed to each single with bottom of my heart
ReplyDeleteto show others right path we all must take the right one first
god gives no authority to oppressors ,his messengers even were to convey his message peacefully
blessings
They might edit the Bible and put Trump in it
ReplyDeleteDear Adam - well then we will throw it away. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteI love a good Jeebus meme.
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