Great collection. My youngest nephew was struggling to find a job, I edited his resume, and he has three offers in a week. When I finished he could really change those light bulbs.
My granddaughter once left her flute in a bandmate's father's car and could not retrieve it in time for marching band practice the following day. She marched, and played her Sharpie.
Very, very prevalent when you work for any level of government. Sometimes it's who you know, not what you know, and sadly, I've seen the "who you know" way too often to be surprised.
These were funny! I laughed the whole way through. Especially loved the Pharaoh in 2300 BC entry. I once put 'the call of the wild' as a reason for leaving a job... Cheers!
you find the best funnies changing the light bulb... so funny probably true according to my dh who has to interview unqualified babies then ends up having to train them for the job
The mouse! Oy! These hurt.
ReplyDelete...Debra, thanks for the chuckles. But all of this lying must come to an end. The truth will set you free.
ReplyDeleteThese are great especially the cat as gold lion.
ReplyDeleteThe cats with security dog on the shirt!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBe interesting to see how many people would catch that, say in a mall !!!!
Excellent. These mark the tenure of George Santos in Congress.
ReplyDeleteThese are all fun! I like the cat lying near the lion statue.
ReplyDeleteI like that "previous life experience"! I never even considered lying (exaggerating/embellishing) on a resume, silly me. I hated writing resumes.
ReplyDeleteImagine a cat so desperate he'll pose as a -- dog!
ReplyDeleteFun! Thanks for this mornings smiles, Debra! -Jenn
ReplyDeleteSigle-handedly managed the successful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system??
ReplyDeleteI need to upgrade my resume STAT.
XOXO
Changed a light bulb on a resume is brilliant.
ReplyDeleteGreat collection. My youngest nephew was struggling to find a job, I edited his resume, and he has three offers in a week. When I finished he could really change those light bulbs.
ReplyDeleteI love all of them, however, the first one ... OMG Grill vs. laptop computer! LOL
ReplyDeleteYou had me smiling! :)
ReplyDeleteThose are hilarious, I love the waffle iron!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs this morning:)
ReplyDeleteYa gotta love that buzzword resume, but it's missing "synergy"....big mistake! ðŸ¤
ReplyDeleteIt's been a long time since I had to apply for a job, but these were still funny anyway.
ReplyDelete"Previous life experience=Pharoah." Brilliant and perhaps accurate. Ya never know.
ReplyDeleteBe well, Debra.
Great collection of these. I love when the cat applies for the job.
ReplyDeleteIt is so funny that you gave me a good day
ReplyDeleteThe George Santos comment, lol.
ReplyDeleteMy granddaughter once left her flute in a bandmate's father's car and could not retrieve it in time for marching band practice the following day. She marched, and played her Sharpie.
ReplyDeleteI worked with a guy whose yearly Record Of Accomplishments looked like pages and pages of the "change a lightbulb".
ReplyDeleteThose are great, Debra!
ReplyDeleteI do hope that "laptop" was turned off before someone tried demonstrating their computing skills.
ReplyDeleteI like the lightbulb and the previous life ones.
ReplyDeleteThe light bulb cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteI think I shall apply for a job simply to announce my pervious life experience! And cats are much scarier than dogs, everyone knows that.
ReplyDeleteAll very good. Have a nice weekend.
ReplyDeleteOut of all the interviews I've bombed I should have realized I should have been a lying son of a bitch
ReplyDeleteBecause every candidate I've ever met that ended up being a piece of shit coworker has had an amazing interview
I've been there before. By the time I got to the Police dog, I was laughing.
ReplyDeleteI have never needed to apply for a job really; it must be interesting to make a resume. Mine would be quite short - I suppose it would be enough.
ReplyDeleteAn enjoyable list! I confess I have lied but it was to get a job for which I was overqualified. I was desperate!
ReplyDeleteVery, very prevalent when you work for any level of government. Sometimes it's who you know, not what you know, and sadly, I've seen the "who you know" way too often to be surprised.
ReplyDeleteThese were funny! I laughed the whole way through. Especially loved the Pharaoh in 2300 BC entry.
ReplyDeleteI once put 'the call of the wild' as a reason for leaving a job...
Cheers!
Haha you got the car so well hehe
ReplyDeleteVery enjoyable each made me laugh or chuckle
I know today that people lie in resume too
hahah.. how do you find these?
ReplyDeleteyou find the best funnies
ReplyDeletechanging the light bulb... so funny probably true according to my dh who has to interview unqualified babies then ends up having to train them for the job
😂 😂 😂 ❤️
ReplyDeleteAll good. So glad I don't have to job search anymore.
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