This might be my all-time favorite post! It *cracked* me up. One of these memes reminds me of a comic's joke: "My wife and I have oral sex daily. We say 'f*k you' to each other when we pass each other in the hallway." Cheers, Debra.
@ Mary Kirkland -- I bought a big container of fresh blueberries at the grocery store today, but they must be a different brand or something, because so far -- NOTHING!
I always shape yes Captain Kirk was a bottom and into kink.
ReplyDeleteI'm going for the orgasmic blueberries.
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious. Does the 6’ Santa have a large package?
ReplyDeleteXXXrated?
ReplyDeleteThe blueberries…hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThe word scrambles!! ;)
ReplyDeleteOh Captain Kirk!
ReplyDeleteAnd Pooh?????
Fucking tool is excellent. Thanks for the smiles this morning.
ReplyDeleteMy first laugh of the day, thank you! Great minds think alike.
ReplyDeleteoh my cod!! dee mum izza laffin and laffin
ReplyDelete👏✊️ Death Angel learned the first rule of posting bathroom selfies...giving good burn to the haters!! She shoots, she scores!! 🤣🥰
ReplyDeleteI've seen the "Spine" and "Subtext" one may times (It also spells "Pines," BTW) and the Pooh one at least once.
ReplyDelete@ Jamie Ghione -- I hope you enjoyed them again as "Oldies But Goodies!"
Deletethese are hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious! Oh, how I appreciate your smutty sense of humor! Also, I think that bare-arsed cowboy is my cousin Tim...
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness.
ReplyDeleteThe first one is disturbing and funny,
Yikes!! :D
These just made me laugh all morning
ReplyDeleteOh my. Some great ones there. It gave me too many giggles as I’m in a cafe right now waiting for my friends to arrive lol
ReplyDeleteGuess that's why Santa over-compensates by carrying such a large sack, eh? Tee hee hee!
ReplyDeletehahaha.. these are all great.
ReplyDeletePoor Mrs. Claus has to deal with Santa's small package. Sounds like my ex-husband.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
That Winnie-the-Pooh gives a whole new meaning to "stuffed animal."
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggles.
ReplyDeleteomg how funny! Love the 5 foot santa with small package. I suspected as much
ReplyDeleteLeeAnna
Too good to pick just one.
ReplyDeleteThis might be my all-time favorite post! It *cracked* me up.
ReplyDeleteOne of these memes reminds me of a comic's joke: "My wife and I have oral sex daily. We say 'f*k you' to each other when we pass each other in the hallway."
Cheers, Debra.
@Tundra Bunny- I heard Santa always had a large sack because he only comes once a year?!?
ReplyDelete@Mistress Maddie -- No wonder Die Blogger-Polizei are after you, LOL!
DeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteOhhh twerking!
And poor Santa! LoL
XOXO
Sixpence
Nice. Orgasmic blueberries.
ReplyDeleteOh, what does Captain Kirk do ?....A frivolous post this time....but I like it. Have a wonderful and lustful time.
ReplyDeleteVioletta
I can honestly say I have never considered the size of santa's package.
ReplyDeleteI had a teacher in high school that called me Cap'n Kirk all the time because of my last name. lol
ReplyDeleteTHose blueberries sound interesting. lol
@ Mary Kirkland -- I bought a big container of fresh blueberries at the grocery store today, but they must be a different brand or something, because so far -- NOTHING!
DeleteGod bless you precious friend :)
ReplyDeleteForwarding this. Too many good ones to just steal a few. Some bad burns for us poor guys
ReplyDeleteno wonder Krampus is so popular these days
ReplyDeleteI'd be interested in some of those blueberries!
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