There is a cookie recipe from Newfoundlandwhich is called Moose Farts. It is a popular recipe with the grandkids and is requested every year! Now they make them too.
@ Marie Smith -- Too funny! I've never heard of Moose Farts so I looked them up. I have heard of Unicorn Farts which appear to be very similar, but are covered in rainbow sprinkles.
Here's one you may not have heard of: "Pets de Nonne" or Nun's Farts - something you'd have for breakfast in Northern Maine or in Quebec where they're apparently called "Pets de Soeur". Kind of like doughnut holes. My ex is Acadien from Maine and the first time I heard the Pet de Nonne was from him. Recipe here: http://notsohumblepie.blogspot.com/2010/04/pets-de-nonne-nuns-farts.html
All 12 year olds at heart.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if anyone has ever truly farted Concerto No. 3. I had a friend who used to belch Happy Birthday to You.
ReplyDeleteI think it's time I grew up. But not today!
ReplyDeleteI do imagine The Felon selling Bags o'Farts.
ReplyDelete...amen, Bob!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Bob. I can imagine that, too.
ReplyDeleteI needed this humor, Debra, to balance out the horrors coming out of Frump.
ReplyDeleteI love this and I laughed out loud. I could give Roland the farter a run for his money I think:)
ReplyDeleteThere is a cookie recipe from Newfoundlandwhich is called Moose Farts. It is a popular recipe with the grandkids and is requested every year! Now they make them too.
ReplyDelete@ Marie Smith -- Too funny! I've never heard of Moose Farts so I looked them up. I have heard of Unicorn Farts which appear to be very similar, but are covered in rainbow sprinkles.
DeleteHere's one you may not have heard of: "Pets de Nonne" or Nun's Farts - something you'd have for breakfast in Northern Maine or in Quebec where they're apparently called "Pets de Soeur". Kind of like doughnut holes. My ex is Acadien from Maine and the first time I heard the Pet de Nonne was from him. Recipe here: http://notsohumblepie.blogspot.com/2010/04/pets-de-nonne-nuns-farts.html
ReplyDelete@ Frank -- I've heard of Nun's Farts but have never indulged! Thanks for the recipe -- they sound yummy!
DeleteThanks for the laughs! 🤣🪂 I swear I could hang-glide on some of Hubby's farts!!
ReplyDeleteI laughed all the way through this post! Who doesn't love a good fart joke? The Nespresso one was truly magnificent!
ReplyDelete@ e -- Yes, THAT'S the TV ad Nespresso should make with George Clooney, lol!
DeleteAs always, hilarious!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet I could get more than 30 acres.
ReplyDelete@ Mike -- Yeah, I bet they'd make you KING!
DeleteThose are great.
ReplyDeleteNow let's see that guy fart Bach the OTHER way!
ReplyDeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteOMG the Sam Neill story! Also, I would do much more than farting on clue for a 30 acre estate!!!
XOXO
All this flatulence reminds me of the old chestnut frequently written in the stalls of pay toilets at Eaton's flagship store in Winnipeg:
ReplyDeleteHere I sit, broken hearted.
Paid my dime and only farted.
Yesterday, I took a chance,
Saved the dime and shit my pants!
@ Tundra Bunny -- I believe Shakespeare wrote that poem originally, didn't he?
DeleteA great collection! Having birthed three boys there was a period in my life when everything was about farts.
ReplyDelete@Debra She Who Seeks
ReplyDeleteNo, I think it's from Isaiah 16:11 in the Bible!
Ohhh I am laughing so hard. Thanks for the funnies.
ReplyDeleteI used to attend a lecture on fart medicine by a Meritus professor in gastroenterology
ReplyDelete@ roentare -- Now THAT would be an interesting course!
DeleteOmg, yes indeed a huge portion of lies are fart-related, lol. Love these.
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard at the concerto that Princess wants to know what's wrong with Mommy. The older I get, the louder my farts.I'm a one woman fart show.
ReplyDeleteExcellent. Living the the same house as my BIL for thirty odd years taught me everything about flatulence.
ReplyDeleteKeep calm and fart on! Thanks for the chuckles, Debra!!
ReplyDelete😂. I have no words! Of course you would post a fine collection of fart memes!
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