π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώπ€£ Scottish Dad jokes!! A groaner every one!! I was never gonna forgive you for Haggis Helper π€’, but "Nessie formation!" saved you! π€
Ach! Love these! I follow several Scots on social media and sometimes when they are talking with their friends I can't understand a single damned word. Cammy of 'The Sheep Game' used to recite a Burns poem on Burns Day - very nice of hear it in the proper accent.
Oh my goodness these are good. But when the porpoises go into loch ness mode it cracked me up. Ah, my boyfriend is Scottish so I have a fondness to the Scots (and Irish) You may know him, Gerard Butler, just Gerry to me though. :-)
I totally forgot about Robert Burns Day. I remember it was a thing in Liverpool, somewhat. I had haggis and scotch for meal in a Wetherspoon. Speical menu.
As the longtime partner of a Scot, I endorse all these comics.
ReplyDeleteI love these. Especially the Burns Unit! Ach aye!
ReplyDelete...thanks for the chuckles, I needed this!!!
ReplyDeleteOh those are good. We are going to be in Scotland for a week or so in early May, we have never been there.
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Play that Funky Music White Boy will be in my head now.
ReplyDeleteπ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώπ€£ Scottish Dad jokes!! A groaner every one!! I was never gonna forgive you for Haggis Helper π€’, but "Nessie formation!" saved you! π€
ReplyDeleteI'd heard the Burns one before but had forgotten it so laughed out loud.
ReplyDeleteJust add heart and lung . . .
guard cow... my kind of place. All clever.... burn unit lol
ReplyDeleteBurns Unit first? That groaner should have been the finale.
ReplyDeleteOne of our local restaurants has a Burns fest, which includes poetry reading and a haggis procession. I will get there some day.
ReplyDeleteMy heritage also
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Ach! Love these! I follow several Scots on social media and sometimes when they are talking with their friends I can't understand a single damned word. Cammy of 'The Sheep Game' used to recite a Burns poem on Burns Day - very nice of hear it in the proper accent.
ReplyDeleteThe Nessie ones made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness these are good. But when the porpoises go into loch ness mode it cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteAh, my boyfriend is Scottish so I have a fondness to the Scots (and Irish) You may know him, Gerard Butler, just Gerry to me though. :-)
@ Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) -- Gerard Butler? You're a lucky lass!
DeleteI like the second last one the best, old pipes indeed:)
ReplyDeleteI loved Scotland when I visited. I’ve learnt that haggis Is different when traveling around Scotland.
ReplyDeleteThe burns ward was funny
Although I'd say I'm much more mental than temper, thank you for loving us Scots anyway, haha.
ReplyDeleteThis is reason enough why annexing Canada would never work.
ReplyDelete@ Frank -- Hahahahaha!
DeleteFun and witty as usual. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteEspecially enjoyed the first one.
ReplyDeleteThe Burns Unit was worth the brogue.
ReplyDeleteHaha the first one had me
ReplyDeleteAll sooo good
Thanks for smiles and laughs my friend π❤️
I used Scottie tissues to wipe away my tears of laughter...
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Awesome selection, Debra! I loved each one!
ReplyDeleteHalf temper, half mental.. rings true for a lot of folks out there!!!
ReplyDeleteI totally forgot about Robert Burns Day. I remember it was a thing in Liverpool, somewhat. I had haggis and scotch for meal in a Wetherspoon. Speical menu.
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