See how my mind works...The NPR Car Talk Show always ended with a long list of comical credits, among them the LEGAL TEAM of "Dewey, Chetum, and Howe." The show was a mixture of sound car advice and comedy. https://www.npr.org/podcasts/510208/car-talk
I knew there'd be a cat copping a plea somewhere in there! So all my life decisions have led to sitting on the sofa drinking coffee. Pretty much what I was doing way back on another continent. Hm.
Hi Debra, Lawyers always get the short end of the stick. Foonberg's famous gratitude curve sheds light on this: https://lawfirmambition.co.uk/sites/lawfirmambition.co.uk/files/foonbergs_curve_bigger.png --Jim p.s. I just made a batch of gumbo that turned out great--I bet the devil would have loved it!
I love them all. My brother is a retired attorney but he could never go to court and defend a criminal. He did research and wrote papers. He was a good attorney. Retired now. Do not regret past mistakes....yeah....
Whenever a teacher said, "One more sound and the whole class has to stay after", I always assumed that was her way of making that kid who did make that sound a target of retaliation, which in my experience, never happened.
Codex: A young man works for his father's law firm. He reviews some of the cases. He notices one and says to his father. Dad this has been taking a decade, I know how we can finish it quickly for this client. His dad looks up at the sky:"God, what have I done wrong?!"
One more: Don't get caught
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...there are TOO MANY lawyers trying to earn a living!
ReplyDeleteSee how my mind works...The NPR Car Talk Show always ended with a long list of comical credits, among them the LEGAL TEAM of "Dewey, Chetum, and Howe." The show was a mixture of sound car advice and comedy. https://www.npr.org/podcasts/510208/car-talk
ReplyDeleteThe child knowing the Geneva Convention is priceless!
ReplyDeleteI knew there'd be a cat copping a plea somewhere in there! So all my life decisions have led to sitting on the sofa drinking coffee. Pretty much what I was doing way back on another continent. Hm.
ReplyDeletetoo funny:)
ReplyDeleteI would start planning for lots of education for the youngster who submitted that feedback to a teacher. Bravo!
ReplyDelete🍦 Ice cream?! Are you kidding me?! Buy that girl a pony!! 🐎🤠
ReplyDeleteGood ones! Stealing those last two!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteOh, yes. yes. Lawyers. And the one about the soup???
I'm still thinking about it! LOL
XOXO
Good ones as always. Definitely reward for that child!
ReplyDeleteHi Debra, Lawyers always get the short end of the stick. Foonberg's famous gratitude curve sheds light on this:
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--Jim
p.s. I just made a batch of gumbo that turned out great--I bet the devil would have loved it!
@ Parnassus (Jim) -- Oh yes, LOL, that is the trajectory of every legal case! And enjoy that gumbo!
DeleteWet flour on dry flour ... never thought of it that way, but will henceforth, LOL.
ReplyDeleteA most excellent collection of lawyer jokes! I laughed at every one. Nobody gets as much joy from lawyer jokes as a well-adjusted (retired) lawyer.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, those are great.
ReplyDeleteI love them all.
ReplyDeleteMy brother is a retired attorney but he could never go to court and defend a criminal. He did research and wrote papers.
He was a good attorney. Retired now.
Do not regret past mistakes....yeah....
Loved the Geneva convention one..She deserves more than ice cream!!
ReplyDeleteJust observe the laws
ReplyDelete"Come back with a warrant". I'm going to have to remember that.
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the free advice :-)
ReplyDeleteLove the one with Kermit.
ReplyDeletePretty good.
ReplyDeleteThat Geneva Convention one is great!
ReplyDeleteWhenever a teacher said, "One more sound and the whole class has to stay after", I always assumed that was her way of making that kid who did make that sound a target of retaliation, which in my experience, never happened.
I’d sell my soup!
ReplyDeleteThe one about the kid in school - priceless!
ReplyDelete"Come back with a warrant."
ReplyDeletePriceless.
Codex: A young man works for his father's law firm. He reviews some of the cases. He notices one and says to his father. Dad this has been taking a decade, I know how we can finish it quickly for this client.
ReplyDeleteHis dad looks up at the sky:"God, what have I done wrong?!"
I needed a giggle (or 13), so thank you. Also, I'm totally sure the cat did it. The dog told me.
ReplyDeleteThe human spraying themselves. Funny!
ReplyDeleteI love the burning evidence!
ReplyDeleteOMG these are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAdditional free legal advice: pay your lawyer -- she's got lawyers to pay too!
ReplyDeleteLove the teacher feedback, wish I was that clever when I was a kid.
ReplyDeleteGive that daughter an ice cream, Dad! Spot on. Great memes, Debra!
ReplyDeleteHilarious all dear Debra 😂
ReplyDeleteMy favourite is don’t regret past mistakes haha so true
I did not know it was a war crime.
ReplyDeleteThese are all funny. Do lawyer jokes ever get old? NOPE. 🫣
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