These memes suggest an unhealthy antipathy towards small children. This vindictiveness could be expunged with a few sessions on a psychiatrist's couch.
My father, who gifted me with a fabulous sense of humor, when asked who was his favorite child would always say: "That kid who lives across the street."
I don’t have kids either but I worked in a group home with young kids with emotional issues and in a child psych ward. So many kids who didn’t eat their sandwiches.
Thanks for the first real laughs of the day, I needed that. I don't understand children, I didn't grow up around them, I didn't have any, I don't think I ever was one.
I don't have kids either so I'm partial to these jokes. I can't tell you what that squealing and squawking, and those newborn yodels does to me. When I'm in the presence of kids I have no idea what to do with them.
The above advice is spot on. No need for a disclaimer. Although some toddlers are not really good to wipe down a kitchen with. I know, I tried with my neighbor's grandson. He left a lot of residue. Especially sticky strawberry jam on the countertop near the sink.
Don't have children either but nonetheless found these funny.
The joke about chicken the animal and chicken the food reminded me of the 1955 movie Giant, where Liz Taylor's children treat a turkey as a pet only to get the surprise of their lives on Thanksgiving.
You don't have to have kids of your own to know all of them are spot on. Pets are very much on the "hope they never learn the truth" spectrum. So...same thing.
Okay ... the blob of jam. I laughed out loud. A real lol. Then snapped a picture and shared it on text with local friends and family. So funny. Horrible and funny. I loved it. Thanks.
These are all my kind of parenting, LOL. Twin 1, now 57 years of age, just last week said she is still telling folks about the time I put her and her sister's photos on the side of the milk carton and, when they noticed, told them it's about time they went looking for their real parent.
Oh dear, the baby octopus! 🤪😂😁 (Will it ever forgive its parents?) My favorite is the one with the favorite child 😉. All the best, Traude https://rostrose.blogspot.com/2025/03/februar-ruckblick-und-blogparade-blau.html
Children should be..... kept far far away from me. I hate it when people want to show me pictures of their grandkids, I would much rather look at pictures of their cats. the Ol'Buzzard
These memes suggest an unhealthy antipathy towards small children. This vindictiveness could be expunged with a few sessions on a psychiatrist's couch.
ReplyDelete@ Yorkshire Pudding -- But only if the shrink has a sense of humour!
DeleteI.Love.These.
ReplyDeleteMy father, who gifted me with a fabulous sense of humor, when asked who was his favorite child would always say: "That kid who lives across the street."
And I turned out okay, didn't I?
My mother would often say: I don't have any children that lived....
ReplyDeleteI often would offer to sell at least one of my boys quite often....
I still love them though...
The octopus baby is adorable.
ReplyDeleteLove all of these😀
ReplyDeleteToo funny. I needed these this morning:)
ReplyDeletePlenty of parents would have opted for any of these choices.
ReplyDeleteI don’t have kids either but I worked in a group home with young kids with emotional issues and in a child psych ward. So many kids who didn’t eat their sandwiches.
ReplyDelete...thanks for the chuckles.
ReplyDeleteSome of these memes are life lessons to learn from
ReplyDeleteThis is so on point...!
ReplyDeleteLOL I don't have children either and I stand behind ALL OF THESE MEMES.
Especially the baby in the octopus onesie!!!
XOXO
Thanks for the first real laughs of the day, I needed that. I don't understand children, I didn't grow up around them, I didn't have any, I don't think I ever was one.
ReplyDeleteSo good! The baby in the octopus suit!
ReplyDeleteI have 5 children and 7 grandchildren and these are still funny memes to me! :)
ReplyDeleteI don't have kids either so I'm partial to these jokes. I can't tell you what that squealing and squawking, and those newborn yodels does to me. When I'm in the presence of kids I have no idea what to do with them.
ReplyDeleteI, the mother of two and grandmother of two approve these messages and am so glad I'm not alone!
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE these. Don't have kids but did my share of babysitting and every one of these is appropriate!
ReplyDeleteThe above advice is spot on. No need for a disclaimer. Although some toddlers are not really good to wipe down a kitchen with. I know, I tried with my neighbor's grandson. He left a lot of residue. Especially sticky strawberry jam on the countertop near the sink.
ReplyDeleteDon't have children either but nonetheless found these funny.
ReplyDeleteThe joke about chicken the animal and chicken the food reminded me of the 1955 movie Giant, where Liz Taylor's children treat a turkey as a pet only to get the surprise of their lives on Thanksgiving.
I started laughing at the first one and didn't stop! That felt great... thank you!
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to have kids of your own to know all of them are spot on.
ReplyDeletePets are very much on the "hope they never learn the truth" spectrum.
So...same thing.
Okay ... the blob of jam. I laughed out loud. A real lol. Then snapped a picture and shared it on text with local friends and family. So funny. Horrible and funny. I loved it. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteSpot on! Thanks ever so much for the laughs today. 😊
ReplyDeleteThese are all my kind of parenting, LOL. Twin 1, now 57 years of age, just last week said she is still telling folks about the time I put her and her sister's photos on the side of the milk carton and, when they noticed, told them it's about time they went looking for their real parent.
ReplyDeleteThese are very funny. We're a proud DINK couple!
ReplyDeleteI think that anyone who didn't laugh at at least one of these has lost their sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteHi Debra, You know I loved all these. I even sent Octopus Baby to my sister. --Jim
ReplyDeleteOh dear, the baby octopus! 🤪😂😁 (Will it ever forgive its parents?)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is the one with the favorite child 😉.
All the best, Traude
https://rostrose.blogspot.com/2025/03/februar-ruckblick-und-blogparade-blau.html
i love kids, but i couldn't eat a whole one in a single serving
ReplyDeleteSemen Demons - I love it.
ReplyDeleteI wish I had know about Henpecked Hals facts years ago.
ReplyDeleteJust today my daughter expressed sorrow and disbelief her oldest graduates college this year. And I could only thing, What goes around comes around.
ReplyDeleteLove these meme. Sometime it easier to raise puppies and such. They usually don't go out in public. And show the world what kind of screw up you are.
ReplyDeleteI agree with first comment dear Debra that day by day children seem to have less importance in their lives of people.
ReplyDeleteBut despite that I enjoyed all the memes thoroughly, same that felt sad also made me laugh honestly.
The octopus baby omg 🥰♥️♥️♥️
Yes, that ship has certainly sailed for me.
ReplyDeleteWhile visiting her many years ago, my sister asked if I could change my niece.
I asked drolly, "Into what?"
Why not... have fun!
ReplyDeleteThese are great!!
ReplyDeleteOhhhh, I don't know where you find these but all of them are fabulous.
ReplyDeleteChildren should be..... kept far far away from me.
ReplyDeleteI hate it when people want to show me pictures of their grandkids, I would much rather look at pictures of their cats.
the Ol'Buzzard
"Semen Demons" is way better than "Rug Rats!" 😂
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