Watching the news in the US is like having a Vacuum with a 3 foot cord. You want to yank it out and throw it through the window while you watch your surprised and disgusted scale explode.
These were all good but 'Bite Me' and 'Don't Test Me' won the Genuine Guffaw award. I'm afraid my face is like that cat's... it shows everything, dammit!
Haha, I just thought of my father: He always wished his enemies lots of very itchy pustules on their butts and very short arms so they couldn't scratch themselves 😎😉!) Hugs, Traude https://rostrose.blogspot.com/2025/04/weltreise-2024-reisegarderobe-resume.html
Every one of these is great but "The Rage Consumes Me" is so true--try as I may to keep my usual optimistic focus. I think that may have gone out the window! Thanks for coming by!
The “surprised/disgusted” scale sums it up for me.
ReplyDelete...a bit down today?
ReplyDeleteThe last two…priceless!
ReplyDeleteSo good, so me, especially that last one.
ReplyDeleteMe. Don't test me, especially me:)
ReplyDelete'Sarcasm attitude' suits to me... and I adore this cat 🤣😃
ReplyDeleteWatching the news in the US is like having a Vacuum with a 3 foot cord. You want to yank it out and throw it through the window while you watch your surprised and disgusted scale explode.
ReplyDeleteLove them all and they fit my current feelings but "bite me" and "everything is fine" are truly fitting.
ReplyDeleteOh, thank you for these. Every single one expresses my mood these days.
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, YES!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG I'm the one driving the car. And the kitty in the bathtube.
XOXO
I think that face can be very much like that kitty's. I used to wonder how people hadn't noticed that i'd glazed over.
ReplyDeleteThank you! I needed the chuckles!
ReplyDeleteThese were all good but 'Bite Me' and 'Don't Test Me' won the Genuine Guffaw award. I'm afraid my face is like that cat's... it shows everything, dammit!
ReplyDelete🤗 Debra, thank you for validating my tattoo! It's a happy face 😊 (instead of the skull) on top of crossbones ☠️!! My attitude is fully available for any and all people and situations!! 🤩
ReplyDeleteThese are too funny. I stole one to post on fb. lol
ReplyDeleteI glaze over sometimes, then I can't recall what the converstion is about!
ReplyDeleteI am a bit sarcasm and attitude these days if you can't tell from my blog.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs. :)
ReplyDeleteThat face. I cannot hide my feeling in my face.
ReplyDeleteI’m an open book.
I shall be wishing those things on my enemies.
ReplyDeleteSarcasm and attitude are my go-to reactions, though disgust and anger are getting harder to ignore. I wish I was a pigeon some days, LOL!
ReplyDeleteHaha, I just thought of my father: He always wished his enemies lots of very itchy pustules on their butts and very short arms so they couldn't scratch themselves 😎😉!)
ReplyDeleteHugs, Traude
https://rostrose.blogspot.com/2025/04/weltreise-2024-reisegarderobe-resume.html
gotta admit i am quite ragey today - can't quite get into my proper stride in many ways
ReplyDeleteI’m saving some of these!
ReplyDeleteSo many wisdoms for me to acquire
ReplyDeleteWe all need a little sick or dark humor these days.
ReplyDeleteWe all have Our Days, right? 🫣
ReplyDeleteI am totally "The Rage Consumes Me" person. I have to be on guard all the time so my mouth doesn't shout out what my brain is thinking.
ReplyDeleteI must be somebody's enemy as I experienced all those things at one time or another.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA....you would be disappointed that I would be happier with the oatmeal raisin than chocolate chip cookies. lol
ReplyDeletestill laughing and relating to each. and. every. one.
ReplyDeleteLeeAnna
Very timely....:)
ReplyDeleteThe Rage consumes me too!! LOVE these!
ReplyDeleteI know the feeling.
ReplyDeleteEvery one of these is great but "The Rage Consumes Me" is so true--try as I may to keep my usual optimistic focus. I think that may have gone out the window! Thanks for coming by!
ReplyDeletethese are excellent! i can't pick just one that i like the most! ~*~
ReplyDeleteThat's me in the tub! 😂 Unfortunately my scale tells me the truth. I've been eating too many comfort goodies lately. Thanks for the laughs, Debra!
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