in Great Britain, it is polite to refer to a fart as a "trump" and I am not kidding! It is amusing to think that the leader of the free world bears the name of a noxious emission from the anus.
🤣🤭 O Debra, you made me laugh so hard my stomach ache disappeared!! 😉🤣🍑 [My Dad was "King of the Dad Jokes" and his best fart jokes would happen on I-25 in New Mexico as we traveled between El Paso, TX and Truth or Consequences, NM. T or C has a wonderful recreation area called Elephant Butte Reservoir. Dad always left the (e) off of Butte, so the butt and fart jokes started as soon as we got in the car for the trip. To add to the "aroma" of the day, early in the trip we would pass a giant dairy in Vado, NM and tell those jokes. Unfortunately, in that same area was a very large chicken ranch and there is nothing funny about the smell of chicken poop! But, also on the trip we passed the highway exit sign that announced the tiny towns of Arrey and Derry. In one direction, Arrey/Derry is lyrical. In the other, Derry/Arrey is derriere and fart jokes waiting to stink up the car! 🤣🥰🤪]
I may be old, but I still find fart jokes hilarious! At my local grocery store above the milk coolers was a sign saying, 'Dairy Area' with some large cutout pictures of cows backsides and gently swinging tails. It often made me laugh. Great lowbrow post! Thank you!
Under the covers farts are the worst.
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ReplyDeleteSo many good ones, but dairy air? Yeah, that gets the toot!
ReplyDeleteAny way you look at it or hear it...farts are funny.
ReplyDeleteI lost it over the Dairy Air…
ReplyDeleteSomeone encapsulated my thought on opinions.
ReplyDeletein Great Britain, it is polite to refer to a fart as a "trump" and I am not kidding! It is amusing to think that the leader of the free world bears the name of a noxious emission from the anus.
ReplyDeleteI can’t stop imagining farts under those covers!
ReplyDeleteHaHaHaHa!
ReplyDeleteLove the cow one!
ReplyDeleteLove Mel and his work. Great stuff --- so much of which couldn't be made today.
ReplyDelete@ shkattk -- I love Mel Brooks!
Delete🤣🤭 O Debra, you made me laugh so hard my stomach ache disappeared!! 😉🤣🍑
ReplyDelete[My Dad was "King of the Dad Jokes" and his best fart jokes would happen on I-25 in New Mexico as we traveled between El Paso, TX and Truth or Consequences, NM. T or C has a wonderful recreation area called Elephant Butte Reservoir. Dad always left the (e) off of Butte, so the butt and fart jokes started as soon as we got in the car for the trip. To add to the "aroma" of the day, early in the trip we would pass a giant dairy in Vado, NM and tell those jokes. Unfortunately, in that same area was a very large chicken ranch and there is nothing funny about the smell of chicken poop! But, also on the trip we passed the highway exit sign that announced the tiny towns of Arrey and Derry. In one direction, Arrey/Derry is lyrical. In the other, Derry/Arrey is derriere and fart jokes waiting to stink up the car! 🤣🥰🤪]
@ Cleora Borealis -- Good times! Happy memories!
DeleteI may be old, but I still find fart jokes hilarious! At my local grocery store above the milk coolers was a sign saying, 'Dairy Area' with some large cutout pictures of cows backsides and gently swinging tails. It often made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteGreat lowbrow post! Thank you!
Codex: Mel Brooks is 99 and making a movie. Just sayin'
ReplyDelete@ Codex -- Yes, I heard that. Go Mel Go!
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ReplyDeleteOMG the one about the bedcovers?? I'm still laughing.
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Goodness these are funny.
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