I think "God has the most toxic fan base" is my favourite. I thought Jesus was about 12 years old when he overturned the tables of the moneylenders, not bearded ;)
🤣 If forced to choose, my favorite is Jesus demanding from Osteen (and, presumably, from all the other charlatans who prey upon the poor for their very last morsel) the money he collected!! 🤬 I'll add that if a new platform called "Truth Satan" pops up, I'll open an account and comment each day! I hope you'll be one of my followers!! 👹😃
So, I posted a picture of the verse in Leviticus 19 that says to treat immigrants well on FB. One of my "friends" responded telling me that "These immigrants aren't like those immigrants" which if I had wanted to argue with her, I could have so done it. But instead, I asked her if she was arguing with me or God. She didn't respond, but has unfriended me on FB. I assume I don't have to talk to her at the reunion in the fall. Thanks for making my day with amazing sacrilege that I think even Jesus would approve of.
I love all of these! So true! I went to my city's Pride Parade on Sunday and in one of the christian contingents was a sign saying, 'We are not all hypocrites'. Just most, I guess.
The last one did it for me. So good.
ReplyDeleteHello Debra, We could have intuited all of these, but your memes are much better.
ReplyDelete--Jim
I think "God has the most toxic fan base" is my favourite. I thought Jesus was about 12 years old when he overturned the tables of the moneylenders, not bearded ;)
Delete...once again, you nailed it!!!
ReplyDeleteStop praising me...
ReplyDeletewell...that is the best one.
Oh man, these are all so good.
ReplyDeleteAmerican Evangelicals? Nailed it.
I am the way!! Too good.
ReplyDeleteThe last one, was my first laugh out loud of the day, thanks we all needed that.
ReplyDeleteThese are EXCEPTIONAL!!! Snagged a few!
ReplyDeletePerhaps because the ones who don’t believe are the ones who share the same values.
ReplyDeleteThe last one definitely nailed it!
ReplyDelete🤣 If forced to choose, my favorite is Jesus demanding from Osteen (and, presumably, from all the other charlatans who prey upon the poor for their very last morsel) the money he collected!! 🤬
ReplyDeleteI'll add that if a new platform called "Truth Satan" pops up, I'll open an account and comment each day! I hope you'll be one of my followers!! 👹😃
@ Cleora Borealis -- Hahahaha, yes, I'll be there!
DeleteYou and Bob both nailed it this morning! These are all great!
ReplyDeleteAmerican Evangelicals? Hit the nail on the head with that one!
ReplyDelete"nailed it" is the EXACT reason he had that "Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day"....
ReplyDelete@ bruce.desertrat -- Yeah, the poor bugger.
DeleteOh I laughed. lol
ReplyDeleteDefinitely some guilty pleasure laughs this afternoon.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Jesus was a radical socialist, if the Gospels have any truth in them (which they might not).
ReplyDelete*MAGA fake Christians get genuinely offended* Sigh.
ReplyDeleteJeebus Jumpin' H. Christ, get that poor bastard some weed STAT!
ReplyDeleteThis is so wild.
ReplyDeleteOMG! These are all great. I'm stealing all of them.
ReplyDeleteThe last one…priceless.
ReplyDeleteSatan's comment is right on.
ReplyDeleteThose last two are the best.
ReplyDeleteI meant three.
ReplyDeleteSo, I posted a picture of the verse in Leviticus 19 that says to treat immigrants well on FB. One of my "friends" responded telling me that "These immigrants aren't like those immigrants" which if I had wanted to argue with her, I could have so done it. But instead, I asked her if she was arguing with me or God. She didn't respond, but has unfriended me on FB. I assume I don't have to talk to her at the reunion in the fall. Thanks for making my day with amazing sacrilege that I think even Jesus would approve of.
ReplyDelete@ Lisa -- "Are you arguing with me or God?" That was the PERFECT response, lol!
ReplyDeleteI love all of these! So true! I went to my city's Pride Parade on Sunday and in one of the christian contingents was a sign saying, 'We are not all hypocrites'. Just most, I guess.
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