🤮 I wanna do summin' to the rich, but not eat the them! They have no well-marbled meat on their bones! Just stringy sinew and wads of gristle!! 🤞 I hope Dave gets a date! He's way ahead of most guys. He sells his qualities rather than being picky about those of the applicants before meeting them! 😃
Dave seemed desperate so, curious to know if Dave ever got a date, I did a little research, learned Dave received “thousands of DMs and dates that included walks around Clark Park and Rittenhouse Square, a visit to the Academy of Natural Sciences, a comedy show in West Philly, dinners/drinks”, and currently is still single.
I guess that that particular "Pizza Hut" was in a Jewish neighbourhood.
ReplyDelete...Debra, thanks for the chuckles this morning.
ReplyDeleteI understand that in a lot of Third World countries there is an actual chicken on the bus.
ReplyDeletethank you!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! Love these! R
ReplyDeleteA great start to the day, as usual, Debra.
ReplyDeleteToo funny. I wonder if the pizzas were half off.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the morning smiles. The chicken made me think of one of John's bulldogs.
ReplyDelete🤮 I wanna do summin' to the rich, but not eat the them! They have no well-marbled meat on their bones! Just stringy sinew and wads of gristle!!
ReplyDelete🤞 I hope Dave gets a date! He's way ahead of most guys. He sells his qualities rather than being picky about those of the applicants before meeting them! 😃
Why is the sign "as if your wife had to clean them" and not "as if YOU WILL clean them"!?!?
ReplyDelete@ JustGail -- EXCELLENT point!
DeleteI needed the laughs, thank you.😘
ReplyDeleteThese are all fantastic! Three cheers for Dave! And the "eating the rich" still has e chortling!
ReplyDeleteI had to read the first sign several times before I figured out the mistake :-)
ReplyDeleteIf you eat the rich and then go to the bathroom, is that redistribution of the wealth?
ReplyDeleteShared with my wife. I can hear her laughing in the other room. Good job, Debra!
ReplyDeleteI love all of them equally!
ReplyDeleteSo funny!
ReplyDelete@JustGail is right! An unforeseen circumcision is a nightmare.
ReplyDeleteSqueeze the chicken. lol
ReplyDeleteDave is single. That is too funny
Dave seemed desperate so, curious to know if Dave ever got a date, I did a little research, learned Dave received “thousands of DMs and dates that included walks around Clark Park and Rittenhouse Square, a visit to the Academy of Natural Sciences, a comedy show in West Philly, dinners/drinks”, and currently is still single.
ReplyDelete@ BootsandBraids -- Thanks for the "Dave Update" -- you obviously have Mad Research Skills!
DeleteAll good ones. I like the first one especially.
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