🤮 I wanna do summin' to the rich, but not eat the them! They have no well-marbled meat on their bones! Just stringy sinew and wads of gristle!! 🤞 I hope Dave gets a date! He's way ahead of most guys. He sells his qualities rather than being picky about those of the applicants before meeting them! 😃
Dave seemed desperate so, curious to know if Dave ever got a date, I did a little research, learned Dave received “thousands of DMs and dates that included walks around Clark Park and Rittenhouse Square, a visit to the Academy of Natural Sciences, a comedy show in West Philly, dinners/drinks”, and currently is still single.
I guess that that particular "Pizza Hut" was in a Jewish neighbourhood.
ReplyDelete...Debra, thanks for the chuckles this morning.
ReplyDeleteI understand that in a lot of Third World countries there is an actual chicken on the bus.
ReplyDeletethank you!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! Love these! R
ReplyDeleteA great start to the day, as usual, Debra.
ReplyDeleteToo funny. I wonder if the pizzas were half off.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the morning smiles. The chicken made me think of one of John's bulldogs.
ReplyDelete🤮 I wanna do summin' to the rich, but not eat the them! They have no well-marbled meat on their bones! Just stringy sinew and wads of gristle!!
ReplyDelete🤞 I hope Dave gets a date! He's way ahead of most guys. He sells his qualities rather than being picky about those of the applicants before meeting them! 😃
Why is the sign "as if your wife had to clean them" and not "as if YOU WILL clean them"!?!?
ReplyDelete@ JustGail -- EXCELLENT point!
DeleteI needed the laughs, thank you.😘
ReplyDeleteThese are all fantastic! Three cheers for Dave! And the "eating the rich" still has e chortling!
ReplyDeleteI had to read the first sign several times before I figured out the mistake :-)
ReplyDeleteIf you eat the rich and then go to the bathroom, is that redistribution of the wealth?
ReplyDeleteShared with my wife. I can hear her laughing in the other room. Good job, Debra!
ReplyDeleteI love all of them equally!
ReplyDeleteSo funny!
ReplyDelete@JustGail is right! An unforeseen circumcision is a nightmare.
ReplyDeleteSqueeze the chicken. lol
ReplyDeleteDave is single. That is too funny
Dave seemed desperate so, curious to know if Dave ever got a date, I did a little research, learned Dave received “thousands of DMs and dates that included walks around Clark Park and Rittenhouse Square, a visit to the Academy of Natural Sciences, a comedy show in West Philly, dinners/drinks”, and currently is still single.
ReplyDelete@ BootsandBraids -- Thanks for the "Dave Update" -- you obviously have Mad Research Skills!
DeleteAll good ones. I like the first one especially.
ReplyDeleteGreat ones and funny!
ReplyDeleteOh, that rubber chicken, ROFLMAO! It should have another little sign around its neck that says "Thanks for squeezing me!".
ReplyDeleteKudos to the sandwich making wife. These were all funny and I agree with JustGail...
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