It is good to see that once again, you have evaded the assassins, despite their best efforts, we continue to thrive. AKA, We woke up not dead again today.
I sure hope that Texan is in his garage or I can see why he has such a high bill with no insulation. But he is oh so right. Thanks for the mornin' giggles.
🤣 Jerry Wayne's video is brilliant, but one little part has me feeling sad. He mentions not being able to "show his face at the H.E.B." Last week, the lovely Leanna [on her blog "Can We Have A New Witch, Ours Melted"] mentioned how she likes her H.E.B. in central/east Texas. I'm in El Paso...I ain't got H.E.B.! Am I missing out? I did my research. I know it's a problem of distribution centers, but I feel so alone!! 🤪😉😁
Love these! Oh how I wish that Southern gentleman could have read The Sound and the Fury to me the first time. Unpopular opinion: I'm not a fan of Faulkner.
Any style of English that doesn't include "like", "um" or an f-bomb as every second word is what I yearn to hear in 2025! And Jerry Wayne Longmire's comedy is delightfully funny!
...the video is a hoot.
ReplyDeleteLike a wound I done given myself. He does Faulkner proud!
ReplyDeleteBut then came August!!
ReplyDeleteIf I can remember it, I will use the correct WTF from now on!
ReplyDeleteYou dangst!
ReplyDeleteNow, pay!
LMAOOOO
Oh I'm watching that again.
XOXO
And so it came to pass, the video i watched did give me mirth.
ReplyDeleteIt is good to see that once again, you have evaded the assassins, despite their best efforts, we continue to thrive. AKA, We woke up not dead again today.
ReplyDeleteVerily, these have inspired much mirth.
ReplyDeleteGosh, these are good, Debra! How do you find these?
ReplyDeleteI sure hope that Texan is in his garage or I can see why he has such a high bill with no insulation. But he is oh so right. Thanks for the mornin' giggles.
ReplyDeleteWell done, Mr. Longmire! Love it!
ReplyDeleteOMG that man was amazing! I'm stealing these so thank you:)
ReplyDelete🤣 Jerry Wayne's video is brilliant, but one little part has me feeling sad. He mentions not being able to "show his face at the H.E.B." Last week, the lovely Leanna [on her blog "Can We Have A New Witch, Ours Melted"] mentioned how she likes her H.E.B. in central/east Texas. I'm in El Paso...I ain't got H.E.B.! Am I missing out? I did my research. I know it's a problem of distribution centers, but I feel so alone!! 🤪😉😁
ReplyDeleteMy curse has not been lifted. He's going to be around another 3 1/2 years.
ReplyDeleteLove these all! I should take up this style of texting - honestly, my friends wouldn't bat an eye.
ReplyDeleteWonderful video. He has a gift for Southern Gothic!
I'm snagging a few of these for FB because these are too funny.
ReplyDeleteLove it! The video was great, love the accent.
ReplyDeleteAn homage to Faulkner by a comedian is fascinating.
ReplyDeleteLove these! Oh how I wish that Southern gentleman could have read The Sound and the Fury to me the first time. Unpopular opinion: I'm not a fan of Faulkner.
ReplyDelete'dearest friend...' I'm going to use that!
ReplyDeleteI love the Texan's description of succumbing to cool air and of course the $$$$.
Faulkner often used hifalutin language when describing the doings of simple country people, so that video is not too far off target.
ReplyDeleteWhen asked what i do while I was a stay at home mum I would answer
ReplyDeleteI’m head of personal development and domestic economist
Sounded way better lol
Any style of English that doesn't include "like", "um" or an f-bomb as every second word is what I yearn to hear in 2025! And Jerry Wayne Longmire's comedy is delightfully funny!
ReplyDeleteThese are marvelous, and that video is PRICELESS!!! R
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