When I was in high school, we had to write a short story for class. I wrote about Aliens coming to earth and wondering why humans did weird things and they concluded from their short visit that we worshipped a fat man in a red suit by placing alters and replicas of him outside our living pods.
It was quite like this... I hope all of our dreams come true. Beam them up!
I'd seen the one about the alien child needed a human for school the next day and it tickled my funny bone then and it does now too. What parent can't relate? Oh yes. Holiday wishes. The best kind.
👽 When the Mother Ship dumped me onto this planet, I was told to observe and report on Earthling behavior. But, every year when I file my findings, the response is "Bullshit, no species could survive with that level of idiocy! When you are ready to tell the truth, Agent Borealis, we will return to get you!!" 🤬 🛸👵 It has been 71 sun orbits and I wanna go home!! 😢
Nice that Big Foot, the Loch Ness Monster, and the Flying Saucer all get along. If paranormal archetypes can live together in peace, why not us mere mortals?
I hope all of our holiday wishes come true, too.
ReplyDeleteAh ah ah so funny! I love the last one!
ReplyDeleteBjxxx,
Pinterest | Instagram | Blog
AHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDelete...it seems a bit alien to me!
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in high school, we had to write a short story for class. I wrote about Aliens coming to earth and wondering why humans did weird things and they concluded from their short visit that we worshipped a fat man in a red suit by placing alters and replicas of him outside our living pods.
ReplyDeleteIt was quite like this...
I hope all of our dreams come true. Beam them up!
"It vibrates when pleased"
ReplyDeleteAin't that the truth!
You have any idea how many times a day I look up and say BEAM ME UP! just to get out of here???
ReplyDeleteAlien abduction at night, that explains it completely.
ReplyDeleteI loved the alien abduction at night. I remember doing late night projects. Can the aleins please take those two, and maybe a few others?
ReplyDeleteOMG ... I love every one of these! I also keep looking up, wondering where the hell the Aliens 👽 are! Come on, already!
ReplyDeleteLol - too funny!!
ReplyDeleteThis season of Earth needs a do-over. LOL
ReplyDeleteOh I DO ant to believe.
ReplyDeleteEspecially if they are willing to take Cankles and Couch*cker with them!!
XOXO
Made me laugh out loud for the first time today, my fondest holiday wishes.
ReplyDeleteI'd seen the one about the alien child needed a human for school the next day and it tickled my funny bone then and it does now too. What parent can't relate?
ReplyDeleteOh yes. Holiday wishes. The best kind.
Season of Earth---LOL!!
ReplyDelete👽 When the Mother Ship dumped me onto this planet, I was told to observe and report on Earthling behavior. But, every year when I file my findings, the response is "Bullshit, no species could survive with that level of idiocy! When you are ready to tell the truth, Agent Borealis, we will return to get you!!" 🤬
ReplyDelete🛸👵 It has been 71 sun orbits and I wanna go home!! 😢
@ Cleora Borealis -- Oh dear, LOL!
DeleteThese are so good, Debra. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI welcome our new alien overlords.
ReplyDeleteThese are all great.
ReplyDeleteThat second to last one... YES! These are all fantastic!
ReplyDeleteExcellent memes, as per. Yes, we'll all help!
ReplyDeleteI saw a UFO once (or UAP as they are now called). It was in northern Arizona. Absolutely unexplainable.
Offer to Help and Beam them Up really made me laugh. Sad but true.
ReplyDeleteThe alien won't be so pleased when he finds out what it does when it's cross.
ReplyDeleteIf only my holiday wishes could come true.
ReplyDeleteI bet the aliens are confused watching us these day, for sure!
ReplyDeleteSome great ones there.
ReplyDeleteAll great, but the last few were the very best - obviously!
ReplyDeleteI laughed a little much for the 🦕 lol
ReplyDeleteWe all hope that wish comes true even if we are not living in your country
Some very good imagination there
ReplyDeleteNice that Big Foot, the Loch Ness Monster, and the Flying Saucer all get along. If paranormal archetypes can live together in peace, why not us mere mortals?
ReplyDeleteMakes me miss the XFiles.
ReplyDeleteVery enjoyable dear Debra 🤗
ReplyDeleteI believe in aliens 🥰
Wishing you much more happiness in holidays ♥️🙏
Aliens are out there and one day we will all meet one if we haven't already.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! And this season of Earth IS crazy!
ReplyDeleteTHESE ARE FABULOUS!!!!!
ReplyDeletehad to forward the "relocation" of politicians
ReplyDelete"I never liked him anyway" is soooo hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteOMG these are brilliant, especially the one about overthrowing our leaders!
ReplyDeleteOMG. Just copied the dino one to send to a friend who like me, loves dinosaurs. Thanks, Debra!
ReplyDelete