You're speaking my language woman. That last one made me laugh. I used to work with a woman and her modus operandi was the fart and dart. Her farts were noxious.
I knew a family whose mother never said "fart" but always called it burping in your pants. I rather liked that. Better than my family where NO ONE ever acknowledged that humans fart, never seemed to do it, and led me to believe there was something drastically wrong with my body.
@ Ms. Moon -- OMG "burping in your pants!" Another euphemism I've never heard before. In my family, we used to have farting contests. "Even the Queen farts," we always said by way of rationalization.
Just mention farting at a family gathering and the youngest ones cackle and guffaw like there's no tomorrow. I guess some of us never grow up. These are all so guffaw worthy, Debra.
Love some low-brow humor! 'If he sings I'm out of the band' made me guffaw! 'Burp in your pants' and 'fart and dart' are hilarious... Thanks for keeping it real, Debra!
Yes, fart and walk away, girl! SG’s sisters did that to their mother in the card aisle of a supermarket. There she was innocently looking at greeting cards to realize she was suddenly alone.
@ Tundra Bunny -- Well, there IS that line in "Holy Grail" where King Arthur tells one of his knights to "go and change your armour" after encountering the Killer Rabbit.
The last one is my cat, she gives you a look and a shake of the tail after blasting you! I like the second one the best - I don't know how you find them, but Im glad you do! Betty
Hysterical. I love the one on IG where someone walks up and farts on the intake valve of those blowup costumes and the person goes nuts trying to get out of it. lol. Have a wonderful weekend-xo Diana
Fart jokes are universal, and a great way to connect with all cultures. With all the turmoil going on around the world, I needed a good laugh. Thank you, Debra!
...this is just a bodily function!
ReplyDeleteHee hee - as I get older, farting is becoming a way of life.
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ReplyDeleteFart and walk away. That's my motto.
And don't turn around!!!
@ Bob -- Yes, an important caveat!
DeleteFart then look accusingly at the nearest dog.
ReplyDelete@ Boud -- Yes, that's HRH's advice too.
DeleteMy first laugh of the day, thanks I really needed this.
ReplyDeleteYou're speaking my language woman. That last one made me laugh. I used to work with a woman and her modus operandi was the fart and dart. Her farts were noxious.
ReplyDelete@ Pixie -- OMG, "the fart and dart" -- I've never heard that expression before! It's so perfect!
DeleteHaHaHaHa!
ReplyDelete🤣🐦⬛ All of these made me laugh so hard I nearly farted, but the murder of crows was the chef's kiss! Perfection! 🤗
ReplyDeleteI knew a family whose mother never said "fart" but always called it burping in your pants. I rather liked that.
ReplyDeleteBetter than my family where NO ONE ever acknowledged that humans fart, never seemed to do it, and led me to believe there was something drastically wrong with my body.
@ Ms. Moon -- OMG "burping in your pants!" Another euphemism I've never heard before. In my family, we used to have farting contests. "Even the Queen farts," we always said by way of rationalization.
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ReplyDeleteOMG the armor! I cannot even imagine.
XOXO
Just mention farting at a family gathering and the youngest ones cackle and guffaw like there's no tomorrow. I guess some of us never grow up. These are all so guffaw worthy, Debra.
ReplyDeleteDog Farts are horrid, but if I fart back...the dog gives me a dirty look.
ReplyDelete@ Val Ewing -- "Human, how DARE you?" Hahahaha!
DeleteI am laughing here, Debra. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteThese are amusing and mostly true.
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely day.
Love some low-brow humor! 'If he sings I'm out of the band' made me guffaw! 'Burp in your pants' and 'fart and dart' are hilarious... Thanks for keeping it real, Debra!
ReplyDeleteYes, fart and walk away, girl! SG’s sisters did that to their mother in the card aisle of a supermarket. There she was innocently looking at greeting cards to realize she was suddenly alone.
ReplyDeleteFarting in his armour would be the least of that Knight's problems: imagine if he got diarrhea! One crotchless suit of armour coming up, LOL!
ReplyDelete@ Tundra Bunny -- Well, there IS that line in "Holy Grail" where King Arthur tells one of his knights to "go and change your armour" after encountering the Killer Rabbit.
DeleteWelcome to Senior Citizenship... farting is no longer optional.
ReplyDeleteThat dog in the shirt made me laugh.
ReplyDeletegreat topic!! Fun post!!
ReplyDeleteAwesome post, m'friend!! Thanks for the laughter!
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My body is definitely the jumper Castle - soft and squishy
ReplyDeleteLOL🤣 😂 😹 Debra. Hilarious 😂 Thank you 😊 🙏
ReplyDeleteMy old Pug would scare himself with his farts!
ReplyDelete@ Marcia LaRue -- A true champion farter!
DeleteWhat do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in class? A private tooter.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing, Debra.
@ Mr. Shife -- GROAN!
DeleteThese were good laughs. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteBlazing Saddles comes to mind.
ReplyDelete@ Kirk -- Beans, Beans, The Musical Fruit!
DeleteI don't think pink is the right color in the last pic.
ReplyDelete@ Mike -- We ladies always fart in pink, didn't you know that?
DeleteThe last one is my cat, she gives you a look and a shake of the tail after blasting you! I like the second one the best - I don't know how you find them, but Im glad you do! Betty
ReplyDeleteYears ago when we had a dog, HE would fart and look accusingly at US!
ReplyDeleteHysterical. I love the one on IG where someone walks up and farts on the intake valve of those blowup costumes and the person goes nuts trying to get out of it. lol. Have a wonderful weekend-xo Diana
ReplyDeleteYes, Just Plain Bad Taste, Debra! 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteFart jokes are universal, and a great way to connect with all cultures. With all the turmoil going on around the world, I needed a good laugh. Thank you, Debra!
ReplyDeleteLOL, farts have appeared in classic art. This was like a trip to a museum. :D
ReplyDeleteHahahaha omg hahahaha 😂😅😭😇🙃
ReplyDeleteAlll goooood. My fave for the day, the butt with the mic and if he sings. lololololololol.
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