Wednesday, 20 May 2026

Forgive Me, Jesus, But These Videos Are Funny

(1) Mommy's Glass Is Getting Low


(2) Get My Dad's Name Out of Your Mouth!


(3) Oh Scheiße! A Modern German
Subway Station of the Cross


What follows is commentary and photos from
the internet post where I found this video --

This isn’t quite how I imagined
the second coming of Christ.

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure
that’s at the station for Cologne Cathedral.

It is and every time I see that hole I think of this video.

I remembered to check at the station today and can report
that the structural stigmata are still there --


Why are there 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

It’s His daily commute.

It is written that twice did Jesus stumble and
twice did the cross strike nearby architecture.

So really this is method acting.

Unfortunately they repaired it recently --


And now there's a commemorative plaque of the incident,
posted on the subway wall in three languages --


29 comments:

  1. The gods always give us things to laugh about, because they want us to be happy. It is humans who want us to be fearful or sad.

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  2. LMAO!!!!!!!! And that Charlie?!?!?! Hubba Hubba!

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  3. So the "words of the prophets" REALLY ARE written on the subway walls!

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  4. Like Charlie, adorable by the way, I once turned a bottle of vodka into a bottle of water.

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  5. I've always loved the story of Mary telling her boy to work his magic. "Listen to your mam now!" I can only assume he was doing the dishes miraculously every night at home as well.

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  6. Too, too funny. The plaque is hilarious!

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  7. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    https://idleeyesandadormy.com/

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  8. Ohhhh these are hilarious. Always funny about god stuff.

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  9. I always suspected that Jesus was at the head of a gay cult.

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  10. Too funny. Especially the holy holes of Cologne:)

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  11. ...laughter is part of living a healthy life.

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  12. It's just too easy to make fun of religion.

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    1. @ Ms. Moon -- The jokes simply write themselves, really.

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  13. I had never seen the first or third videos. You raise me up! The escalator at the station is hilarious. I didn’t see that coming and I love that it really happened and is commemorated.

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  14. Hilarious! All three, but that last one earned a guffaw! D'oh!

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  15. Oh my that was absolutely brilliant. I had to share it with friends.
    And finally. There are two people playing Jesus and Judas who actually look like they could be Jesus and Judas. Although pretty sure Jesus has been to the waxing lady lol

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  16. OMG hysterical!!
    Still cackling.

    I think I posted the couples therapy one!

    XOXO

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    1. @ Sixpence Notthewiser -- Yes, you did. I done stoled it from you.

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  17. Is Mary Magdalene the therapist?

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    1. @ Kirk -- Hahahahaha, I never thought of that, but she SHOULD be!

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  18. I finally had a chance to check these out, and they were great. I especially liked the first one. :)

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  19. The first and third are funny, okay the first is hilarious, but I don't care for the couples therapy.

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  20. Sending love and prayers on your way dear friend 🥰🙏

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