Wednesday, 20 May 2026

Forgive Me, Jesus, But These Videos Are Funny

(1) Mommy's Glass Is Getting Low


(2) Get My Dad's Name Out of Your Mouth!


(3) Oh Scheiße! A Modern German
Subway Station of the Cross


What follows is commentary and photos from
the internet post where I found this video --

This isn’t quite how I imagined
the second coming of Christ.

What makes this funnier is that I’m pretty sure
that’s at the station for Cologne Cathedral.

It is and every time I see that hole I think of this video.

I remembered to check at the station today and can report
that the structural stigmata are still there --


Why are there 4 holes?? Maybe 5?

It’s His daily commute.

It is written that twice did Jesus stumble and
twice did the cross strike nearby architecture.

So really this is method acting.

Unfortunately they repaired it recently --


And now there's a commemorative plaque of the incident,
posted on the subway wall in three languages --


29 comments:

Travel said...

The gods always give us things to laugh about, because they want us to be happy. It is humans who want us to be fearful or sad.

Mistress Maddie said...

LMAO!!!!!!!! And that Charlie?!?!?! Hubba Hubba!

Bruce.desertrat said...

So the "words of the prophets" REALLY ARE written on the subway walls!

Bob said...

Like Charlie, adorable by the way, I once turned a bottle of vodka into a bottle of water.

Liz Hinds said...

I've always loved the story of Mary telling her boy to work his magic. "Listen to your mam now!" I can only assume he was doing the dishes miraculously every night at home as well.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Bruce.desertrat -- Hahahahaha, good one!

whkattk said...

Too, too funny. The plaque is hilarious!

Sassybear said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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DVArtist said...

Ohhhh these are hilarious. Always funny about god stuff.

RedPat said...

Who knew?

Guillaume said...

I always suspected that Jesus was at the head of a gay cult.

Pixie said...

Too funny. Especially the holy holes of Cologne:)

Tom said...

...laughter is part of living a healthy life.

Hena Tayeb said...

The Acme moving looks funny.

Ms. Moon said...

It's just too easy to make fun of religion.

Moving with Mitchell said...

I had never seen the first or third videos. You raise me up! The escalator at the station is hilarious. I didn’t see that coming and I love that it really happened and is commemorated.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Ms. Moon -- The jokes simply write themselves, really.

Kathy G said...

I love Charlie Berens.

e said...

Hilarious! All three, but that last one earned a guffaw! D'oh!

angela said...

Oh my that was absolutely brilliant. I had to share it with friends.
And finally. There are two people playing Jesus and Judas who actually look like they could be Jesus and Judas. Although pretty sure Jesus has been to the waxing lady lol

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

OMG hysterical!!
Still cackling.

I think I posted the couples therapy one!

XOXO

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Sixpence Notthewiser -- Yes, you did. I done stoled it from you.

Kirk said...

Is Mary Magdalene the therapist?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Kirk -- Hahahahaha, I never thought of that, but she SHOULD be!

Rade said...

Very funny!

My name is Erika. said...

I finally had a chance to check these out, and they were great. I especially liked the first one. :)

Bohemian said...

LMAO...

River said...

The first and third are funny, okay the first is hilarious, but I don't care for the couples therapy.

baili said...

Sending love and prayers on your way dear friend 🥰🙏