Mission Accomplished!

After a few weeks without any word from Secret Goddess Agent "L", I admit I was worried about her top secret mission to infiltrate the Vatican. Had something gone terribly awry? Did she make it past the ever-vigilant Swiss Guards? Were Cardinals waterboarding her with holy water in some secret Papal dungeon? And then this week, word finally arrived -- mission accomplished! Goddess be praised! Stay tuned for a full report!