Tuesday 27 April 2010

Career Day at Church

Just so we're clear, I stole this post from last weekend's Edmonton Journal, as supplemented by an internet search. I don't want anyone to think I know the Christian hymnal so well that I could come up with these on my own. Anyway, here are some job-appropriate hymns for the following professions:

Dentists:
Crown Him With Many Crowns

Weather Forecasters:
There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Building Contractors:
The Church's One Foundation

Tailors:
Holy, Holy, Holy

Golfers:
There's a Green Hill Far Away

Politicians:
Standing on the Promises

Optometrists:
Open My Eyes That I Might See

Government Tax Agents:
I Surrender All

Electricians:
Send the Light

Realtors:
I've Got a Mansion

Massage Therapists:
He Touched Me

Doctors:
The Great Physician

Lawyers:
In the Hour of Trial

Accountants:
Ten Thousand by Ten Thousand

Dry Cleaners:
O For the Faith That Will Not Shrink

Obstetricians:
Come, Labor On

Gardeners:
Lo, How a Rose E'er Blooming

Librarians:
Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence

Innkeepers:
Abide With Me

Paleontologists:
Rock of Ages

Caterers:
All Things Are Ready, Come to the Feast

Census Takers:
All People That on Earth Do Dwell

Airline Pilots:
Nearer, My God, to Thee

Yes, it's a slow day here at the She Who Seeks blog and inspiration has run a little thin. Thank you for your patience.

16 comments:

  1. Those are pretty cute...especially the airline pilot. LOL!!!
    Mary

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  2. Wonderful! Thanks for borrowing from the Edmonton Journal....

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  3. These are really fun Debra!

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  4. Oh sure, you can play this game with any hymnal during boring sermons, I have. And "How firm a foundation" is "The Girdle Hymn".

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  5. Judith wins! Can we just pretend I came up with something equally witty?

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  6. funny, funny, funny !!!!
    it is ok to have a slow day.. actually more than one is ok!!
    sending love always, R xo

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  7. Hahaha..."open my eyes that I might see", and "holy holy holy" made me laugh! Great post Deb. Liana.

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  8. Amazing how things can be transformed for entertainment...

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  9. What a day brightener...my hubby is a pilot, so I found the last one quite humorous :)

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  10. I lost your response to my blog from yesterday. It went down some terrible black hole!

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  11. Oh my goodness gracious!

    -GIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLES-

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  12. I love those!
    Time to brush my many crowns and go to bed.

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  13. Came from another blog -my daughter, then a teen, came home with the saying your shirt is (w)holy - some of these combinations on you list are priceless!

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