Ugh!!! Every day I get up and think I'm gonna do something like exercise...I do, I drink coffee, then meditate, then...oooh a load of laundry...then anything to avoid exercise...
I was forced to do one sport or another when I was a kid even though I didn't want to. Now my inner parent forces me to go to the gym even though I don't want to. Funny cartoons though!
I'm supposed to be doing exercises. If I don't do them, my shoulders stop working properly. And then there's also the whole man-boob issue. Point is, I still have man-boobs, and my shoulders still aren't working properly.
I'm also in that Fitness Protection Program. But David says if it comes down to it and the Zombie Apocalypse hits, then I'm Walker Bate. AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Sadly, we all are quite resistant to wards fitness and exercise. Though I have been morning exercising for a week now, and I feel better. Let's see for how long I can do this routine :)
i'm with you, deb... gimme some overproof rum and a gallon [whatever the hell it is in trudeaumetric] of coke, and i'm a happy camper... ok, when i was still in my 20s [my oldest kid turns 31 this year - do the math]... running, and the other shit, i last did in high school... when i walk my dog, i WALK... he runs! ;)
haha! Love your outlook. I used to go to the gym every single day ... until there was a cultural change at the gym, people weren't showering before hitting the pool, they smelled when they sweat, left nasty sweat on machines. But the corker was when I went into the locker room one day and a large, naked woman was standing in front of the mirror scratching zits off her back with a toothbrush. Haven't been back to the gym since.
Ugh!!! Every day I get up and think I'm gonna do something like exercise...I do, I drink coffee, then meditate, then...oooh a load of laundry...then anything to avoid exercise...
ReplyDeletethis is sooo funny!
ReplyDeleteHa! That last one sums me up perfectly!
ReplyDeleteI was forced to do one sport or another when I was a kid even though I didn't want to. Now my inner parent forces me to go to the gym even though I don't want to. Funny cartoons though!
ReplyDeleteFitness Protection Programme? Count me in!
ReplyDeleteHehehe...sums up how I feel! I joined a gym twice many, many years ago, and hardly went! Haven't joined since!
ReplyDeleteI love the one about the police chasing him. Reminds me of some of my clients.
ReplyDeleteMary
No running, but I did buy a hoola hoop! Stay tuned... LOL
ReplyDeleteHaha! I am so sorry you have to deal with government fitness participation commercials! Talk about making people feel guilty!
ReplyDeleteoh thats good!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm guilty on more than one of these!
ReplyDeleteI'm supposed to be doing exercises. If I don't do them, my shoulders stop working properly. And then there's also the whole man-boob issue. Point is, I still have man-boobs, and my shoulders still aren't working properly.
ReplyDeleteI do think about the exercise though.
I pity gym owners, unmotivated customers means closure
ReplyDeleteThe last time I jogged was about thirty years ago and I'm having no intentions of ever running again, for my side was killing me!
ReplyDeleteI'm also in that Fitness Protection Program. But David says if it comes down to it and the Zombie Apocalypse hits, then I'm Walker Bate. AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
ReplyDeleteLeeanna: Don't worry, they're very slow. Consistent, but slow. That's zombies for you.
ReplyDeleteDebra: You crack me up. Los Angeles is full of brainwashed people who listened to the fitness PSAs! Ack!
I exercise like a fool....the gym and I spend a lot of time together but I don't run. My knees hate me.
ReplyDeleteI don't run, but I'm getting back into using the exercise bike.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!'Fitness Protection Program'!!! Love it!!
ReplyDeleteLove it! I can relate to this. I go for a 'run' and say to myself 'I hate running!' So then I downgrade to a walk. It's all an illusion.
ReplyDeleteSomedays i really feel like running but embarresment stops me. Thud thud thud- self embarresment stops me.
ReplyDeleteFirst one and last one...me in 2 funny quotes ;-)
ReplyDeleteI thought they said rum...that's funny.
ReplyDeleteCan I just say - no one could run in those shorts. They're already sliding off of her ass!
ReplyDeleteI haven't ran in... over a month. My doctor just gave me the okay, so I'll out again tomorrow. Wanna come? We can do rum after our run ;-D
ReplyDeleteYou said it sister!
ReplyDeleteI haven't really exercised in years either...
ReplyDeleteI really should go to the gym more often. It has been more than 5 years...
Sadly, we all are quite resistant to wards fitness and exercise. Though I have been morning exercising for a week now, and I feel better. Let's see for how long I can do this routine :)
ReplyDeleteI get more than enough exercise pushing in my clutch pedal, thank you very much.
ReplyDeletei'm with you, deb... gimme some overproof rum and a gallon [whatever the hell it is in trudeaumetric] of coke, and i'm a happy camper... ok, when i was still in my 20s [my oldest kid turns 31 this year - do the math]... running, and the other shit, i last did in high school... when i walk my dog, i WALK... he runs! ;)
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny!
ReplyDelete"I thought they said Rum." That's me. Love it.
ReplyDeletehaha! Love your outlook. I used to go to the gym every single day ... until there was a cultural change at the gym, people weren't showering before hitting the pool, they smelled when they sweat, left nasty sweat on machines. But the corker was when I went into the locker room one day and a large, naked woman was standing in front of the mirror scratching zits off her back with a toothbrush. Haven't been back to the gym since.
ReplyDeleteif the refrigerator and the toilet weren't at opposite sides of the apt. I'd never get any exercise.
ReplyDeleteThe police cartoon....I say that all the time about running. Also, the only time I run is when I'm being chased by someone with a knife.
ReplyDeleteFor realz.