Wednesday 29 January 2014

Holy Water

The Bible has some pretty famous stories about water. But is it time to update them for our modern world? Perhaps recast them in today's language and imagery?


Oh, if only Jesus did work at the supermarket! Life would be a party every day!


In medieval times, "the imitation of Christ" meant striving to live in poverty with love and charity for all. Our comparison standards aren't quite so high today:


And of course everybody wants to get in on the act:


One final question . . . .


The short answer? Yes, yes they will.

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34 comments:

  1. Magaly GuerreroWednesday, January 29, 2014

    I always knew German Shepherds and hot hockey players were divine!

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  2. mxtodis123Wednesday, January 29, 2014

    Thanks for my morning cheer.
    Mary

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  3. Sunnybrook FarmWednesday, January 29, 2014

    I needed a laugh this morning.

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  4. AnonymousWednesday, January 29, 2014

    Lol I'm always wishing Jesus would show up and work some water magic.

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  5. AnonymousWednesday, January 29, 2014

    You always make me laugh. That's a good thing.

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  6. DEZMONDWednesday, January 29, 2014

    hilarious!

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  7. SuzanneWednesday, January 29, 2014

    Brilliant!

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  8. JeanneWednesday, January 29, 2014

    Such a modern look at religion. 'Bout time it was updated!
    {{chuckle!}} Saint Patrick Roy....Saint Forsberg.....Saint Peter Budaj.....Yes, they do have a nice ring to them. :0)

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  9. AdamWednesday, January 29, 2014

    the bottled water one is pretty funny

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  10. Vanessa MorganWednesday, January 29, 2014

    Once more laugh-out-loud funny. Thanks :)

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  11. BirdWednesday, January 29, 2014

    Oh my God! Oh, pardon me! LOL!!! I laughed my fool ass off with just that first meme photo. I LOVE it. That's getting passed around. Thank you this was very good for my funny bone today. I appreciate your humor and your ability to share. This is wonderful. Have a great happy day, Bird

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  12. jaz@octoberfarmWednesday, January 29, 2014

    all of the hockey players i know think that they walk on water!

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  13. Plowing Through Life (Martha)Wednesday, January 29, 2014

    Hahaha...thanks for the morning chuckle! Love the first picture!

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  14. LeannaWednesday, January 29, 2014

    AHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAA!! What a way to start my morning. I have to take that Noah meme for my Sunday page. That's a good one.

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  15. MelanieWednesday, January 29, 2014

    Soooo funny! Yes, all hockey players should be canonized!! Well, the good ones anyway!

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  16. OmaLindasOldeBaggsandStuftShirtsWednesday, January 29, 2014

    this was so fun. love your sense of humor and collections of random funnies.

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  17. Ol'BuzzardWednesday, January 29, 2014

    Walking on water - big deal. Now if Jesus would keep my driveway plowed and come in a feed my wood stove all night I would be impressed.
    the Ol'Buzzard

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  18. HindustankaWednesday, January 29, 2014

    As well as Russian hockey players too :)

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  19. The Happy WhiskWednesday, January 29, 2014

    The dog on the water, I can't tell if it's real or fake looking ice. I see no marks.

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  20. yellowdoggrannyWednesday, January 29, 2014

    Jesus could have a full time job in Texas if he could turn water into beer.

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  21. ElenaWednesday, January 29, 2014

    LMAO! That brain of yours!! Heehee thanks for the laughs.

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  22. JimWednesday, January 29, 2014

    Hm-m-m-m.....St.Sid. Has a nice ring to it!!

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  23. The Dancing CroneWednesday, January 29, 2014

    Blasphemous, dear Debra, absolutely blasphemous. And damn funny! :)

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  24. Magic Love CrowWednesday, January 29, 2014

    You are hilarious!!!

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  25. Magic Love CrowWednesday, January 29, 2014

    You are hilarious!!!

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  26. MaryWednesday, January 29, 2014

    Lol snort! Love it.

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  27. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comWednesday, January 29, 2014

    I burst into laughter when I read "Jesus, assistance on aisle 4." Thank you. That was a good one.

    xoRobyn

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  28. Riot KittyWednesday, January 29, 2014

    I love the dino, I've seen him in a few now!

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  29. Fundy BlueThursday, January 30, 2014

    Oh so funny! You always make me laugh! Happy day to you!

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  30. greekwitchThursday, January 30, 2014

    Haha! Now i have to try it next time i am at the super market!

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  31. bobbybegood1Thursday, January 30, 2014

    LMAO! The "walking on water" is too cute. Excellent post! Cheers!!

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  32. Professor ChaosThursday, January 30, 2014

    The dog reminds me of Peter Sellers at the end of "Being There." I think he's not bright enough to realize he can't walk on water. A cat would be smart enough, but a dog. . .

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  33. Kyra WilsonThursday, January 30, 2014

    LOL Perfect!

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  34. BirdieFriday, January 31, 2014

    Yes, times have changed...a lot!

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