Monday, 14 April 2014

Easter Bunny Exposé

So the Easter Bunny arrives in town next weekend. Time for a little hard-hitting investigative journalism here on She Who Seeks. This blog is not just all superficial fluff and LOLcats, you know.

Is the Easter Bunny really the good guy and hero we always believed him to be?


Or is he some kind of irresponsible philanderer and deadbeat dad?


Are the whispers true that the Easter Bunny has a dark side? A crazed North Korean dictator-type dark side? *shudder*


Or can it possibly be true that the Easter Bunny is the drug lord kingpin of the world's biggest illegal grow-op network? Is his real goal to get our innocent kids hooked on the evil mary-jee-wanna?


Coincidence? I think not.

This concludes today's special report. Thank you for reading.

Hey, what are you bitching at me for? Good investigative journalism simply asks the tough questions. It doesn't necessarily produce the answers!

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40 comments:

  1. A Beer for the ShowerMonday, April 14, 2014

    I can't figure out if I'd actually enjoy or be repulsed by eating a candy Kim Jong Un...

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  2. SnapMonday, April 14, 2014

    "snort"!!!

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  3. LL Cool JoeMonday, April 14, 2014

    No one ever has the answers to my questions. Now I have more unanswered crap to fill my mind.

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  4. UnknownMonday, April 14, 2014

    Hahahaha-it is on 4-20 this year. Now I wish I had tried smoking the grass that was lining my Easter Basket.

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  5. LeannaMonday, April 14, 2014

    OMG! AHAHAHAhahahahahaaa! I was saving the cat/bunnies for this weeks Wet Cat Wednesday but what the hell. Funny as shit, as always woman.

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  6. Magaly GuerreroMonday, April 14, 2014

    The enemy of Sparta don't stand a chance. Chocolate wins every time... and bunnies, of course.

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  7. CraveCuteMonday, April 14, 2014

    We need more of this thing called 'investigative journalism'! Your special report was very eye-opening and pretty funny too!

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  8. AnonymousMonday, April 14, 2014

    oh no, tell me it ain't so, not the evil Mary gee wana!!!!! oh my gosh I can't stop laughing!!!!

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  9. jaz@octoberfarmMonday, April 14, 2014

    this is so funny! the bun with the dooby is the best.

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  10. BirdieMonday, April 14, 2014

    LOL! Poor Fluffy.

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  11. DEZMONDMonday, April 14, 2014

    I hope Fluffy doesn't eat her kids when they grow up....

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  12. JennMonday, April 14, 2014

    Investigative reporting skills at their best. Here's one that would fit in well on this list:
    https://twitter.com/jennp_6/status/455760492577845249

    Thanks for the laugh :)

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  13. Debra She Who SeeksMonday, April 14, 2014

    Hi Jenn -- Shouldn't the Easter Bunny and that chicken have black bars across their eyes like in the old smut-peddling tabloids, LOL?

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  14. Anne JohnsonMonday, April 14, 2014

    Whassss up, docccc?

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  15. AnonymousMonday, April 14, 2014

    *sigh* my 14 year old daughter told me about Easter being on 4/20 this year. The Easter Bunny stole my child's innocence, I'm sure of it.

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  16. MaryMonday, April 14, 2014

    No! Lol. Not the maijuana. Easter Bunny must be from Colorado or Washington state. And he better not show up in Idaho. Lol again

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  17. JimMonday, April 14, 2014

    Your journalistic skills are unquestionably topnotch, Debra.
    Never trusted those bunny rabbits anyway! lol

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  18. DawnaMonday, April 14, 2014

    Spartans!!
    ..now how am I gonna keep a straight face at the supermarket checkout if I ever see such a thing!.. funny bunny :))

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  19. Plowing Through Life (Martha)Monday, April 14, 2014

    The Spartans....hahahaha! And the 'mary-jee-wanna'...BAHAHAHAHA...

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  20. GuillaumeMonday, April 14, 2014

    Cats kill rabbits.

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  21. Ms. CrankyPantsMonday, April 14, 2014

    I'm with the beer-in-the-shower lads...repulsed, yet oddly aroused, by the idea of eating the smashed bunny/Kim Jong un.

    Wait, they didn't say aroused? So it's just me then? Huh.

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  22. The Dancing CroneMonday, April 14, 2014

    Poor Fluffy! Sigh, another hero with feet of clay, er chocolate ... ?

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  23. Rose - Watching WavesMonday, April 14, 2014

    I laugh and I laugh ... and then I get to Kim Jong Un and I can't breathe. Investigate reporting at its finest! (And nary a K* (the family that will not be named) story in the bunch.) Thank you!

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  24. AnonymousMonday, April 14, 2014

    I have a sudden craving for rabbit stew and chocolate. Hmmmm.

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  25. WillowMonday, April 14, 2014

    Heeeeeee oh those marshmellow bunnies

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  26. yellowdoggrannyMonday, April 14, 2014

    best EVER

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  27. AdamMonday, April 14, 2014

    wow it does look like Kim Jong Un

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  28. DB StewartMonday, April 14, 2014

    re: crushing a marshmallow bunny...Wow. That is indeed disturbingly true.

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  29. Suzie RidlerTuesday, April 15, 2014

    My sister Jamie and I used to make a bunny house filled with carrots for him every year and he never left a thank you note. I am leaning towards drug lord kingpin.

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  30. The Happy WhiskTuesday, April 15, 2014

    If it keeps snowing like it is here today, it'll be a Winter Easter.

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  31. JeanneTuesday, April 15, 2014

    Hilarious! :0)
    Beware the "Grass" given in the Easter Baskets!

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  32. Tammy TheriaultTuesday, April 15, 2014

    I'm just glad you didn't show any peeps...yuck!

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  33. Professor ChaosTuesday, April 15, 2014

    To be fair, if you crush almost anything, it looks a bit like Kim Jon Un.

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  34. Magic Love CrowTuesday, April 15, 2014

    LOL! I am all in for the Mary-jee-wanna ;o) LOL!

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  35. AnonymousTuesday, April 15, 2014

    Where do you come up with this hilarious-ness?? LOL

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  36. Riot KittyTuesday, April 15, 2014

    LOL at the cat with bunnies! He must be one horny motherfucker.

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  37. G. B. MillerWednesday, April 16, 2014

    Thanks for the morning chuckle, but I could never figure out the significance of the 4/20?

    Must be careful about Kim Jong Un as he's already dictated that the populace must have haircuts like his, and if the Easter Bunny has to do it, we're all doomed.

    Father Nature's Corner

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  38. CperzWednesday, April 16, 2014

    Hilarious! The squished bunny really does look like Kim Jong Un

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  39. Miss Val's CreationsThursday, April 17, 2014

    Now I will see the Easter Bunny in a different light!

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  40. HindustankaTuesday, April 22, 2014

    As I know we never had Easter bunny in Orhotodox Easter tradition...so I have no clue :)

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