Friday 4 July 2014

The Glorious Fourth

Hello, Americans! Canada and the USA have been good friends forever (not counting your unsuccessful invasion attempts during the War of 1812) so we Canadians would like to wish you all a Happy Independence Day, eh?


We like you so much we're throwing you a party! Guess what? We made you a pizza -- mmm, bacon. And not Canadian back bacon either. Real American bacon.


And we baked you an awesome cake for dessert too!


We even laid in a supply of American beer, just because it's your special day.


So what time is it, America? No, it's not Miller Time. It's . . .


And sho, old buddy, old pal, *hic* to cap off the feshtivities, may we just shay:



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42 comments:

  1. AnonymousFriday, July 04, 2014

    oh you always make me laugh out loud, sitting here all alone, laughing, yes you do!

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  2. jaz@octoberfarmFriday, July 04, 2014

    and every single one of those drunks will be right in front of my house all day watching boats and fireworks...ugh!

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  3. mxtodis123Friday, July 04, 2014

    Thanks for the morning chuckle. That is a rather interesting pizza, I must say.
    Mary

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  4. SnapFriday, July 04, 2014

    LOL! Happy Happy to us all!

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  5. DEZMONDFriday, July 04, 2014

    bitch yes, sexy not so much.....

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  6. Ms MisantropiaFriday, July 04, 2014

    America, fuck yeah! :)

    My man says he doesn't want to celebrate his home country but he did sing 'Star Spangled Banner' this morning :)

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  7. JeanneFriday, July 04, 2014

    Thank you Debra! Love the last two! :0)

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  8. UnknownFriday, July 04, 2014

    I'll be spending the day hiding behind the couch just in case one these drunken hillbillies over here decide to play "let's lynch the foreigner" as part of their celebration. Jaysus, they might even tie me to a pole and stick a firecracker up my arse while they sing "The Star Spangled Banner"

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  9. LoisFriday, July 04, 2014

    Lol - that made me giggle at my desk. :) You have an incredible sense of humour, love it.

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  10. AnonymousFriday, July 04, 2014

    You never cease to make me laugh... now pass that bacon cake, will ya...

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  11. Fundy BlueFriday, July 04, 2014

    Deliciously funny, Debra! Thank you!

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  12. WendyFriday, July 04, 2014

    Hilarious. I will never again think of my neighbour to the south as anything but a sexy bitch!

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  13. LeannaFriday, July 04, 2014

    AHAHAHAAHahahaahahaaa!
    Yeah, let's drunk dial England. I love these! So funny!

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  14. AdamFriday, July 04, 2014

    We are like England's children. Except we never call and often make a scene.

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  15. yellowdoggrannyFriday, July 04, 2014

    thank you for the birthday wishes...I do love our Canaderians..tits up Canada...we loves the shit out of you.

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  16. Plowing Through Life (Martha)Friday, July 04, 2014

    Hahahaha...these are great! I especially love the drunk dial England one!

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  17. SparklessFriday, July 04, 2014

    In my part of Canada we call Canadian bacon, ham. We call the strips bacon. Is it just a marketing ploy that they sell ham and call it bacon?

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  18. Green MonkeyFriday, July 04, 2014

    :))))))))) that was fun! now, I want bacon.

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  19. OmaLindasOldeBaggsandStuftShirtsFriday, July 04, 2014

    love, love, love our Canadian cousins....sharing the brewskis, grilling the dogs, prank calling England.....yep, works for me

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  20. G. B. MillerFriday, July 04, 2014

    Thanks for the chuckle, although the blue stuff on the pizza frightens me.

    Father Nature's Corner

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  21. greekwitchSaturday, July 05, 2014

    Haha!!! What was that blue thing on the pizza though?

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  22. AnonymousSaturday, July 05, 2014

    Haha. I like the bulldog and the sentiment.......but American beer? No thanks.

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  23. PickleopeSaturday, July 05, 2014

    Yeah, I'm with greekwitch, what are those blue things, potatoes? Also, if you're going to offer American beer, please, no Budweiser. Ick.

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  24. Debra She Who SeeksSaturday, July 05, 2014

    I've been wondering what those blue things are too. My guess would be squished blueberries? Whatever they are, they sure don't look very appetizing. Good thing there's bacon!

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  25. Bill LislemanSaturday, July 05, 2014

    WOW I didn't know we appeared so alcoholic. Don't believe what you see on reality TV or my brother's FB page.

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  26. Professor ChaosSaturday, July 05, 2014

    Of all the American stereotypes (most of which we richly deserve) the one that really bugs me is the idea that our beer is all like Bud Light or Coors or whatever. There is some damn fine beer made in the good old USofA. You should try Anchor Steam from San Francisco, or Terrapin Rye Ale from Athens, GA. Or anything from Sierra Nevada, Monday Night Brewing, or Red Hook. Seriously, we make some of the best beer you'll ever find.

    Sadly, yes, Bud Light is way more popular than any of those, because most of us are idiots.

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  27. Professor ChaosSaturday, July 05, 2014

    Oh, but I'll have a slice of that bacon pizza, please!

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  28. klahanieSaturday, July 05, 2014

    Nice one, eh! Always good to note your gosh, darn, "have a nice day" noisy neighbours. Evidently, the UK has a "special relationship" with America. Well, what about that, eh. Canada is gonna' wish America a peaceful Fourth of July, y'all.

    Great stuff, Debra.

    Gary :)

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  29. Magic Love CrowSaturday, July 05, 2014

    Hilarious Debra! LOL!

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  30. The Happy WhiskSaturday, July 05, 2014

    Dezzy: That's not very nice.

    Debra: Hope your move is going well and things are moving along nicely for you.

    Cheers and boogie boogie.

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  31. Magaly GuerreroSaturday, July 05, 2014

    Why do I have the Team America: World Police's theme song in my head? LOL!

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  32. Miss Val's CreationsSunday, July 06, 2014

    Awww! Thank you! Those look like blue potatoes on the pizza. Yup, we have those. I buy the blue potato chips sometimes. Mmm!

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  33. AnonymousSunday, July 06, 2014

    That was a pretty awesome tribute!

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  34. LindaSunday, July 06, 2014

    Hahaha!
    Always something funny over here!
    Cheers!
    Linda :o)

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  35. GuillaumeSunday, July 06, 2014

    I hope the Yanks had real beers to celebrate Independence Day, not some lousy Bud Light or Budweiser.

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  36. Riot KittySunday, July 06, 2014

    HA! Love the cake. What the fuck is the blackish blue stuff on the French toast?

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  37. Shalet JimmyMonday, July 07, 2014

    What a tribute.....

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  38. Dexter KlempererMonday, July 07, 2014

    Very nice except you forgot to send us one of those beer vending machines that opens when you sing to it.

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  39. Cheryl GeeMonday, July 07, 2014

    Thanks for the hilarious well wishes!! HaHa!

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  40. The Dancing CroneMonday, July 07, 2014

    Hahahahah -love the cake, and the pizza but not the beer! :)

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  41. JimTuesday, July 08, 2014

    LOL!

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  42. CraveCuteFriday, July 11, 2014

    How did I miss this???? I love the pizza bacon flag!! You find the best stuff!

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