Wednesday 4 February 2015

Jesus Identity Theft

Jesus identity theft is rampant in the western world. Some days it seems like EVERYBODY is passing himself off as Jesus God Almighty. Here are just a few examples for your edification.

Oh oh. If the name of this guy's Mom is "Mary," he might not actually BE an imposter.


This faker is easy to spot, however. Too goddamn lazy to drag that cross on the ground like the REAL Jesus!


And hey, even I can spot THIS con artist a mile away . . . .


Actually, I think Keanu Reeves CAN make a good case for divinity . . . .


But you know what? Sometimes even a fake Jesus makes the world a BETTER PLACE.


(I love the grin on that cop's face, don't you?)

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47 comments:

  1. Optimistic ExistentialistWednesday, February 04, 2015

    I LOVE that sign that the guy is holding in the last pic LOL

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  2. mxtodis123Wednesday, February 04, 2015

    The eyes on that kitty look divine.
    Mary

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  3. DEZMONDWednesday, February 04, 2015

    the homodefending Jesus from the last photo steals the show today! Bravo! And the kitten Jesus is cool too

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  4. PickleopeWednesday, February 04, 2015

    Yes, I DO love the smirk on that cop's face. Aside from the wheel on the bottom of the cross, I can't help but think Jesus wouldn't wear a track suit.

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  5. jadedjWednesday, February 04, 2015

    That first dude is just CREEPY looking. Would you let this man wash your feet?

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  6. Plowing Through Life (Martha)Wednesday, February 04, 2015

    Hahahaha! This is hilarious. Yes, I LOVE the grin on that cop's face. Says it all, doesn't it? And Keanu Reeves gets my vote.

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  7. MaryWednesday, February 04, 2015

    Lol! Hilarious! Especially Keanu. Who knew? And Jesus kitty. I think all kitties have a super self righteous side!

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  8. Insomniac's AtticWednesday, February 04, 2015

    I'd like to learn that water-into-wine thing! The last picture made my day. :)

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  9. AnonymousWednesday, February 04, 2015

    I love it when people assume Jesus was white! Lol!

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  10. Lady MWednesday, February 04, 2015

    It is funny how American Jesus is fat and cannot drag a cross!

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  11. jaz@octoberfarmWednesday, February 04, 2015

    how creepy to end up looking like the picture on your wall! i saw jesus in my toast this morning. just kidding!

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  12. LeannaWednesday, February 04, 2015

    Keanu could pass for God. He doesn't look like he's aged at all.

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  13. Anne JohnsonWednesday, February 04, 2015

    I love the grin on that cop's face! It speaks more eloquently than Jesus himself.

    American Jesus. Yes indeed.

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  14. JimWednesday, February 04, 2015

    So much 'Jesus Envy' going around! I'm sure he would have been amused.

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  15. DebiWednesday, February 04, 2015

    KeaNu Has endured the trials of life and Kid Rocks " Rock n Roll JesuEd, has the message.....love the cops soul! xoDebi

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  16. Robin LarkspurWednesday, February 04, 2015

    water, wine and Keanu. Now that is a Holy Trinity!!

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  17. This N ThatWednesday, February 04, 2015

    Love it..What a great post!!..Good job..

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  18. The Dancing CroneWednesday, February 04, 2015

    Fake Jesus doesn't get any respect, does he? I'll have to take your word about #3 though. Looks pretty real to me.

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  19. The Happy WhiskWednesday, February 04, 2015

    Love the grin, it's brilliant.

    Thanks for the caring comment. Not to worry, I got me a boob mask.

    I'm good to go.

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  20. JoAnn ( Scene Through My Eyes)Wednesday, February 04, 2015

    Gotta say - love the Jesus with the sign. Also your comment on the American Jesus. LOL

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  21. CraveCuteWednesday, February 04, 2015

    The last pic is fabulous! And the blue eyed white Jesus is pretty funny too!

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  22. BirdieWednesday, February 04, 2015

    The first guy creeps me out. The last guy is the BEST! I love him.

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  23. Dr. ThedaWednesday, February 04, 2015

    Hope that all is well dear Lady Debra... We are in a better state of mind this day... and you said the you enjoyed "Vampires"... we will look about and see what we can... "Let the Right One In" was a very well done vampire film ... the American re-make "Let Me In" , though an enjoyable film , Not as good as the First non-English version....
    We just saw posted, a "KEN Jesus" doll (in packing )...
    A great day to you and yours dear Lady Debra...

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  24. OmaLindasOldeBaggsandStuftShirtsWednesday, February 04, 2015

    funny stuff. love the cops face for sure

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  25. Veronica RothWednesday, February 04, 2015

    I was just thinking that I love the grin on that cop's face!

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  26. Ms MisantropiaWednesday, February 04, 2015

    The cop is clearly not with those guys either - good on him!

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  27. Magic Love CrowWednesday, February 04, 2015

    I love that cop! Would like to give him a hug ;o)

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  28. AnonymousWednesday, February 04, 2015

    Hell yeah - I love that cop's expression! Priceless :)

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  29. GuillaumeWednesday, February 04, 2015

    Jesus took the face of Zeus, he's the identity thief.

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  30. yellowdoggrannyWednesday, February 04, 2015

    LOVE that grin on his face..and that first one is kinda spooky..

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  31. BettyWednesday, February 04, 2015

    I vote for Keanu.

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  32. AdamWednesday, February 04, 2015

    I knew a guy that had the look down a bit. Except his hair was too blonde for the typical western art version of Jesus

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  33. Bill the ButcherWednesday, February 04, 2015

    Where's Haysoos the Mexican gardener? I protest in the name of Haysoos the Mexican gardener!

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  34. Magaly GuerreroWednesday, February 04, 2015

    I always knew Jesus was a very cool cat, lol!

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  35. AnonymousWednesday, February 04, 2015

    That last pic...fabulous.

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  36. Fundy BlueWednesday, February 04, 2015

    Love the last one, Debra! Especially the protester's message and the cop's smile. I enjoy the Bethroot Gwynn poem you shared yesterday. It is beautiful! Have a good one!

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  37. SunshineshelleWednesday, February 04, 2015

    Great Post... Keanu is 'the one' ;)

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  38. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comWednesday, February 04, 2015

    Yes, I love his grin. This post reminds me of a Family Guy episode. There's a character who tries to pass himself off as Jesus to get women to sleep with, and thereby supposedly de-virginize, him. Lois almost falls for it, but decides she loves her husband too much. All hilarious stuff.

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  39. RommyThursday, February 05, 2015

    Bwa-ha-ha-ha! OMG, yes the cop's grin is classic!I would have loved to been there to buy each of them a cup of coffee.

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  40. Suzie RidlerThursday, February 05, 2015

    Fantastic! Needed that smile. Thanks Debra! BTW, the first one is particularly uncanny.

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  41. Ol'BuzzardThursday, February 05, 2015

    According to Discovery Magazine (a scientific journal) Jesus was probably about five feet tall, dark complected with Middle Eastern features.
    the Ol'Buzzard

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  42. psychelynThursday, February 05, 2015

    That sinister smile yesh? Love the moment captured! Why that guy even bothers bringing a cross if with a wheel, oh.

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  43. UnknownThursday, February 05, 2015

    I was about to mention the laughing cop, but you beat me to it ;) It reminds me of a time I was part of a mob and there were cops involved. I'll blog about it in the A-Z challenge ;)

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  44. Dixie@dcreliefThursday, February 05, 2015

    Definitely a grin - that's is too funny.
    I'm inclined to pick the nut with the wheel and jogging suit? Really?

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  45. Miss Val's CreationsSaturday, February 07, 2015

    The guy in the last photo is the best! Great candid of the cop too.

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  46. Riot KittySunday, February 08, 2015

    That guy is my hero!

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  47. Dexter KlempererTuesday, February 10, 2015

    Those are great! The smiling cop looks like he has a bit of a Jesus aura as well.

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