straight conditioner on your hair - no effect really. Now in the future who knows, maybe there will be a straight conditioner for inside your brain. Messing with your hair is not very dangerous, messing with you brain might be.
Oh Debra....you always make me laugh! But on a more serious note.....I watched THE DANISH GIRL on Net Flicks last night and it gave me a whole new APPRECIATION as to what the LGBT community must struggle with. You could feel the anguish Lilly/Ivar was going through and it broke my heart......just me sayin".
There was a kid in middle school who claimed people were gay because of chemicals in certain shampoos. I guess someone found the antidote, but uh-oh it's a dud.
I have the least exciting coming out story ever. I think I already blogged about it or I'd do it again. Basically I was on vacation and my whole family was there. I'd been texting a girl the whole way there and my family teased me about it, joking I had a girlfriend (I didn't). Then my sister pipes up that I'm gay so I can't have one. I retorted that I wasn't gay, just bi, and that was that.
I'm sniggering at work sat in a van. The guy I'm working with is looking at me oddly.
ReplyDeleteLol. Love the grandma.
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud at Granny and Herbal Essences ........... too funny!
ReplyDeleteI really, really hope that "standby" one is true and not just a very funny joke.
ReplyDeleteGrandma cracks me up!
ReplyDeleteI do love me Bis!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Coming out as bi must be entertaining. So many people just don't get it. I love the buy a vowel coming out. Very cute!
ReplyDeletehaha...i love grandma!
ReplyDeleteevery time I see pictures of Sophia Loren I think..yeah, I might could think about ....but then I see Antonio Banderas and think oh yeah, I would.
ReplyDelete"Dangerously Straight." BWAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAAAA! *snort* HEEEHEEEEAHAAHAAHAhahaaahahaahahahahaaahahaaaaa! Okay, okay, I feel better now.
ReplyDeleteThese all made me LOL at work. Because its a struggle between Julianne Moore and Toby Stephens for me. ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL ~ the Bismuth one tickles my scientific funny bone! Have a great day, Debra!
ReplyDelete;o)
ReplyDeleteSo, is "bi" an abbreviation for 'loving unconditionally'?
ReplyDeleteLove the daughter/dad conversation!
ReplyDeletestraight conditioner on your hair - no effect really. Now in the future who knows, maybe there will be a straight conditioner for inside your brain. Messing with your hair is not very dangerous, messing with you brain might be.
ReplyDeleteOh Debra....you always make me laugh! But on a more serious note.....I watched THE DANISH GIRL on Net Flicks last night and it gave me a whole new APPRECIATION as to what the LGBT community must struggle with. You could feel the anguish Lilly/Ivar was going through and it broke my heart......just me sayin".
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I love all of these! Thanks for the smile aver these very sad last few days.
ReplyDeleteFun. Thank you for sharing.
ReplyDeleteI knew being straight was just a condition......
ReplyDeleteI like the bismuth one the best.
ReplyDeleteI never thought of myself as "dangerously str8" before...
I have heard somewhere that the new trend is pansexual.
ReplyDeleteGrandma and Standbi made me laugh hard! Same with mom! LOL!
ReplyDeleteThere was a kid in middle school who claimed people were gay because of chemicals in certain shampoos. I guess someone found the antidote, but uh-oh it's a dud.
ReplyDeleteThe dad...and the grandma...and the shampoo...BAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteI'm not bi but that bismuth is looking pretty freaking sexy. And as a straight guy, I say it must be nice to be bi and have double the options.
ReplyDeleteHa! I love the convo with dad, and the grandma one best, but these all made me laugh out loud :)
ReplyDeleteGrandma was the best!! I hope you are well. Love and light!!!
ReplyDeleteI have the least exciting coming out story ever. I think I already blogged about it or I'd do it again. Basically I was on vacation and my whole family was there. I'd been texting a girl the whole way there and my family teased me about it, joking I had a girlfriend (I didn't). Then my sister pipes up that I'm gay so I can't have one. I retorted that I wasn't gay, just bi, and that was that.
ReplyDeleteMy sister already thought I was gay.
Thanks Debra,
ReplyDeleteThe first email I opened in my inbox today, nothing better than having a good laugh.
Everyone needs a dad and grandma like the ones you've shared. Life would be so much gayer for everyone. ♥
ReplyDeleteHa ,,great stories..thanks for the laugh!!
ReplyDeleteOh that dad one!! these are great.
ReplyDeleteGotta know I loved the Grandma here...lol
ReplyDeleteand...thanks for coming by today.....
Love the grandma and the dad one. Very funny.
ReplyDeleteStandbi. Hahaha, I can use this against some friends :)
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