It's everyone's FAVOURITE time of year again! Be sure to decorate your haunted house in the SPIRIT (so to speak) of the season.
Remember, candles always create a LOVELY ambience for any room.
And don't be a RECLUSE! Invite a few people over for a get-together.
Or maybe just a few of the GIRLS --
Witches know how to parTAY!
But avoid playing MEAN JOKES on others . . . oh, who the hell am I kidding, LOL?
The scariest monsters are the ones you never even SUSPECT.
Now listen up, everyone, DON'T OVERDO the partying. You don't want to get carried away like THIS poor sap.
If you DO overindulge, though, just check into that NICE HOTEL down the street, spend the night there and sleep it off.
Have a nice brekkie in the morning and you'll feel MUCH better afterwards.
Have FUN, everyone! And take BAIL money with you!
Ha! I love this post.
ReplyDeleteNo parties for me, but I love to decorate the house, anyway ♥
I love the your pics and the all the cushions, I like the witches coven signs
ReplyDeleteI don't celebrate halloween, but I LOVE the "dead & breakfast"!
ReplyDelete(how do the dead eat breakfast anyway?)
trouble trouble boil and bubble
ReplyDeleteYou know I have to pass on this post Debra, but wishing you a great day anyway.
ReplyDeleteWe decorate for the grandkids. That's what we say anyway.
ReplyDelete"Dead and Breakfast."
ReplyDeletei'm still chuckling.
What a great post! Now I´m looking forward to our Halloween party and a bit afraid of drinking too much...
ReplyDeleteNice greetz :)
That haunted French pancake sign is gold. I never really get into much holiday spirit, no matter the holiday, but I do still enjoy halloween. I think I'll enjoy it more when I either A) have kids, or B) have friends.
ReplyDeleteWe dont celebrate Halloween here but its cool to scare people. I am a tad scary myself, and scare lots of people.
ReplyDeleteEveryone's favourite time of the year? Since when? I prefer bonfire night myself.
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Love the pancakes and crepes. But Earth Air Wind Fire is my favorite. I just love to conspire! :) I need (really) the pillows.
ReplyDeleteThe last pun...it hurt.
ReplyDeleteThanks! for the brilliant idea! Bunnies in the sewer pipe! No I mean.....clown heads! In a Circle we Conspire! Love that! xoxo
ReplyDeleteHa, ha Debra - love this post. So many funny memes in here especially Ronald McDonald. Have a Happy Halloween and remember your bail money.
ReplyDeletecute post...i love those hocus pocus pillows...:)
ReplyDeletewe have tons of trick or treaters and that's party enuf....:)
That's me - left unsupervised and look out!! :)
ReplyDeleteJoyous seasonal fun. You always find the best giggles to give away. xoxo Oma Linda
ReplyDeleteI'm now in the mood . . . for Halloween AND crepes. Love it all! Thanks Deb.
ReplyDeleteWe actually put up a Halloween tree, with eyeball ornaments and a skull at the top, because tis the season... to be creepy.
ReplyDeleteMy Halloween Tree
And don't dress up like a clown this year. Everyone is on the clown patrol
ReplyDeleteA Halloween Tree... my mind is blown. I could totally swing that, considering half of my Christmas ornaments already consist of Mexican tin skeletons. I love that idea.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I love the drunk skeleton!
ReplyDeleteThe Emily Post of Pumpkin Time !
ReplyDeleteThankyou , now I'll be able to scare everyone without offending them .
Must remember bail money.
ReplyDeleteDid you really need to put the clowns in this post? I always work Halloween so rarely get to enjoy it. We used to have parties before I did my current job.
ReplyDeleteDead and breakfast! BAHAHAHA... Great post :)
ReplyDeleteTrump in clown makeup is the scariest shit ever.
ReplyDeleteSo much fun, Debra.
ReplyDeleteTwo thumbs up!
LOL! Great stuff Debra! And, you are right, Witches know how to parTAY!!! :)
ReplyDeleteHey Thanks Debra for reminding me to decorate the house :) I need to do asap!
ReplyDeleteHave a happy day!
Oh, goodness, I read "Halloween Party Tits. I must need a nap.
ReplyDelete@ Magaly Guerrero -- Oh, dear girl, don't be givin' me IDEARS for my next blog post, lol!
ReplyDeleteGreat post..Love the pillows..This is my favorite time of year but the weather isn't cooperating..We are back in the 80's again..Yuk!
ReplyDeleteLove the pictures and the meme.
ReplyDeleteI really like that drainpipe idea. ;)
ReplyDeleteHa! "Give me the crepes!" Thanks for the smiles :o)
ReplyDeleteThere have been some of those creepy clowns running around here - I think that I will draw the shutters, bolt the door, and sit around a cosy fire instead.
ReplyDeleteI put out a pumpkin and my fun spider web bowl (full of candy I like - used to get candy I don't like, but since the kids around me have grown up, somebody has to eat it.) :)
ReplyDeleteI'll be cuttin my Jacks and handing out candy, that's about it but it'll be fun.
ReplyDeleteVery good suggestions. The clown head might get you in trouble here as the local clown "intolerance" is at a all time high.
ReplyDeleteI guess I better get going on some of your decorating ideas. Currently my house is Halloween free.
ha! Halloween is a big affair in our house - the girl's favorite holiday. We used to do the front yard in a graveyard with fun tombstones with epitaphs that the girls wrote.
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