More ESS. EEE. EKS.

Well, Monday's post was so very nice and sex-positive, wasn't it? But to be fair, I've gotta give some equal time to those with opposing sensibilities . . . so c'mon fellow sinners, let's repent the many, many bad-but-so-gosh-darn-pleasurable things we've all done over the years!

Well, there's any number of things this could refer to, isn't there? Hmmm. Oh sorry, just drifted off for a moment there, lost in fond reminiscences.

But now, here's a word of warning that, without a doubt, is pertinent and timely for guys 'n gals everywhere -- not for me, of course, but for many of you, I'm sure.

And yes, guys, this means either your own or somebody else's, so smarten up!

This next warning must be of ancient World War II vintage. It appears to be aimed solely at women --

But what I want to know is -- why does Hitler look like a member of the classic Archie comics gang? Ewwwww.

Sometimes sexual taboos differ from country to country. Here's a couple from the USA --

And now for a uniquely Canadian sin --

[Canadians will "get" this gag right away, but a long-winded explanation is necessary for all you furriners. To keep Canadian culture from being overwhelmed and sidelined by the massive presence and influence of American culture in our country, we have a government agency called the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) which regulates what percentage of cultural content on our airwaves must be Canadian in origin. Proving compliance by showing that something is demonstrably "Canadian" can sometimes be difficult.]

And finally -- "No sex, please, we're British!"

Ooooo yeah, baby, yeah, I love a nice slow pour!