Let's start off this post with a few light puns and then move progressively to more and more atrocious ones, shall we?
And now -- drumroll please -- la pièce de résistance:
Friday, 28 July 2017
Bad Puns
There are few things in life that I enjoy more than bad puns. Or as fellow aficionado Guillaume of Vraie Fiction calls them in French, les calembours atroces. In ANY language, bad puns are just plain groan-worthy good fun!
Let's start off this post with a few light puns and then move progressively to more and more atrocious ones, shall we?
And now -- drumroll please -- la pièce de résistance:
Let's start off this post with a few light puns and then move progressively to more and more atrocious ones, shall we?
And now -- drumroll please -- la pièce de résistance:
great start to the weekend, debra! "puma pants" - bwhahahaha!
ReplyDeletejesus...i'm not sure whether to laugh or cry!
ReplyDelete"les calembours atroces" Indeed.
ReplyDeleteBirch, please.
I love tree humor!
So, so bad. Especially the hollandaise.
ReplyDeleteLove all of them. Lol. Great way to end the week.
ReplyDeleteso bad they're good
ReplyDelete"Filet minion", you are so sick! I love that in a person!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh too corny, too cute..love the Jesus joke!
ReplyDeleteLOL my husband is notorious for bad puns (or in his case, dad jokes) these made me laugh
ReplyDeleteThere's no such thing as a bad pun. The worse it is, the better it is.
ReplyDeleteGroan!
ReplyDeleteEggs Benedict on a hubcap, I love the commitment to the bit in that one.
ReplyDeleteVery fun! The snail one is so cute!
ReplyDelete😂 thanks for that! Puns are one of my favourite things.
ReplyDeleteThis one gets a big GROAN !!
ReplyDeleteYahweh - best one - thanks
ReplyDeleteThanks for the groans and laughs.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite was the snail joke/pun. But otherwise, these were groaners.
ReplyDeleteOh god..........That last one was a good one. I am thinking you may be queen of the meme picture jokes. Can't help but laugh.
ReplyDeleteCertainly made me chuckle out loud. Good stuff, thanks for the humour.
ReplyDeleteGood ones. I know that puns aren't always appreciated but those were pretty funny.
ReplyDeletePfhahahahaha birch please!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLol...love the Jesus one! :)
ReplyDeleteGreat collection, I enjoyed it. Thanks.
ReplyDeletepuma pants... he he he ho ho ho....
ReplyDeleteThank you, dear Lady Debra for the "Smile"...
ReplyDelete(Note : the Joker always says that "Puns" are the "lowest" form of Humor) ( we love a bad pun, though...)
Puns are important in life.
ReplyDelete"poet lawyerette" snort snicker .... "yahweh" ... guffaw...chortle
ReplyDeleteI find this amooooseing..
ReplyDeleteLol..... hope you have a wonderful weekend!!
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Jill
Those gloved profile hands still making us smile . Cold hands …warm heart ;)
ReplyDeleteWas good to find you again today and get a giggle .
Have a great weekend,
from your old friends Honey Bee and Willow
Oh no, now when anyone says "no way", I will always think of "Yahweh"!
ReplyDelete:-)
So wonderfully bad! HAHAHA Loved them all :)
ReplyDeleteStill my favorite pun:
ReplyDeleteGroucho and Chico are discussing a contract.
Grouch: There's a sanity clause.
Chico: Ah, I don't believe in Sanity Clause!
Hey Debra!
ReplyDeleteLet the pundemonium continue. It always helps to consume a few puncakes first. I know the old snail joke and that joke has caused many a slugfest.
Thanks and may the pun continue.
Gary :)
Birch, please!
ReplyDeleteI'm totally stealing that one. :D
HaHaHa! I got a good laugh out of each of them, but the Jesus one tickled my funny bone the most!
ReplyDeleteDear Lady Debra... we sent you an E-mail... could give us a bit of advice, thank you
ReplyDeleteI drive Jerry crazy with my puns and I have never heard a single one of these hilarities! He's in trouble now!
ReplyDeletefirst one hahaha
ReplyDeletenice collection of laughter dear Debra!
Thanks for the lolz, D!
ReplyDelete'Birch, please.' Yes! Tree lovers unite!
Funny stuff, looking forward to the next. :-)
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My dad would have loved these, one and all. I once asked him,"Why did the wildebeest cross the road?" and he replied, "I don't think he gnu why." Oh he was a prince!
ReplyDeleteThose aren't bad pins. Those are great puns!
ReplyDeleteHere's my favorite:
A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says "sorry, we dont serve food here."
Just know that these have all been added to my 'dad joke' arsenal and will be used in the future accordingly.
ReplyDeleteAll - wonderful!
ReplyDeleteHa! All good ones!
ReplyDeleteWasn't the snail one in Trading Places?
ReplyDeleteHey, thanks for mentioning me!
ReplyDeleteThis post is like an Oreo with double stuff - delicious through and through, but the middle made me happiest.
ReplyDeleteHave a great week, Debra.
Actually the escargot one made me laugh out loud. Didn't get the birch one but promise to give it thought. will probably wake up at 3 am realizing the joke.
ReplyDeletePuma pants! LOL! These are so bad, but so good! LOL!
ReplyDeletehope you have some great things planned - enjoy!! and can't wait to see what those paws type out on the blog
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