Friday 28 July 2017

Bad Puns

There are few things in life that I enjoy more than bad puns. Or as fellow aficionado Guillaume of Vraie Fiction calls them in French, les calembours atroces. In ANY language, bad puns are just plain groan-worthy good fun!

Let's start off this post with a few light puns and then move progressively to more and more atrocious ones, shall we?









And now -- drumroll please -- la pièce de résistance:


52 comments:

  1. great start to the weekend, debra! "puma pants" - bwhahahaha!

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  2. jesus...i'm not sure whether to laugh or cry!

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  3. "les calembours atroces" Indeed.

    Birch, please.

    I love tree humor!

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  4. So, so bad. Especially the hollandaise.

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  5. Love all of them. Lol. Great way to end the week.

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  6. "Filet minion", you are so sick! I love that in a person!

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  7. Oh my gosh too corny, too cute..love the Jesus joke!

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  8. LOL my husband is notorious for bad puns (or in his case, dad jokes) these made me laugh

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  9. There's no such thing as a bad pun. The worse it is, the better it is.

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  10. Eggs Benedict on a hubcap, I love the commitment to the bit in that one.

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  11. Very fun! The snail one is so cute!

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  12. 😂 thanks for that! Puns are one of my favourite things.

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  13. Thanks for the groans and laughs.

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  14. My favorite was the snail joke/pun. But otherwise, these were groaners.

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  15. Oh god..........That last one was a good one. I am thinking you may be queen of the meme picture jokes. Can't help but laugh.

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  16. Certainly made me chuckle out loud. Good stuff, thanks for the humour.

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  17. Good ones. I know that puns aren't always appreciated but those were pretty funny.

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  18. Lol...love the Jesus one! :)

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  19. Great collection, I enjoyed it. Thanks.

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  20. puma pants... he he he ho ho ho....

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  21. Thank you, dear Lady Debra for the "Smile"...
    (Note : the Joker always says that "Puns" are the "lowest" form of Humor) ( we love a bad pun, though...)

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  22. Puns are important in life.

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  23. "poet lawyerette" snort snicker .... "yahweh" ... guffaw...chortle

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  24. Lol..... hope you have a wonderful weekend!!

    Blessings,
    Jill

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  25. Those gloved profile hands still making us smile . Cold hands …warm heart ;)
    Was good to find you again today and get a giggle .
    Have a great weekend,
    from your old friends Honey Bee and Willow

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  26. Oh no, now when anyone says "no way", I will always think of "Yahweh"!
    :-)

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  27. So wonderfully bad! HAHAHA Loved them all :)

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  28. Still my favorite pun:

    Groucho and Chico are discussing a contract.

    Grouch: There's a sanity clause.

    Chico: Ah, I don't believe in Sanity Clause!

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  29. Hey Debra!

    Let the pundemonium continue. It always helps to consume a few puncakes first. I know the old snail joke and that joke has caused many a slugfest.

    Thanks and may the pun continue.

    Gary :)

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  30. Birch, please!

    I'm totally stealing that one. :D

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  31. HaHaHa! I got a good laugh out of each of them, but the Jesus one tickled my funny bone the most!

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  32. Dear Lady Debra... we sent you an E-mail... could give us a bit of advice, thank you

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  33. I drive Jerry crazy with my puns and I have never heard a single one of these hilarities! He's in trouble now!

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  34. first one hahaha
    nice collection of laughter dear Debra!

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  35. Thanks for the lolz, D!

    'Birch, please.' Yes! Tree lovers unite!

    Funny stuff, looking forward to the next. :-)

    e

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  36. My dad would have loved these, one and all. I once asked him,"Why did the wildebeest cross the road?" and he replied, "I don't think he gnu why." Oh he was a prince!

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  37. Those aren't bad pins. Those are great puns!
    Here's my favorite:
    A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
    The bartender says "sorry, we dont serve food here."

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  38. Just know that these have all been added to my 'dad joke' arsenal and will be used in the future accordingly.

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  39. Wasn't the snail one in Trading Places?

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  40. Hey, thanks for mentioning me!

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  41. This post is like an Oreo with double stuff - delicious through and through, but the middle made me happiest.
    Have a great week, Debra.

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  42. Actually the escargot one made me laugh out loud. Didn't get the birch one but promise to give it thought. will probably wake up at 3 am realizing the joke.

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  43. Puma pants! LOL! These are so bad, but so good! LOL!

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  44. hope you have some great things planned - enjoy!! and can't wait to see what those paws type out on the blog

    พี่มากพระโขนง

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