I don't know WHY witches have the BAD reputation that they do. I suspect THE MEDIA has something to do with it.
Nothing but malicious propaganda. FAKE NEWS!
In reality, witches are WONDERFUL people. And they are FABULOUS cooks!
They're ALWAYS considerate of other creatures' gastronomic needs . . . .
Witches have INNATE GOOD TASTE when it comes to interior decorating too.
And witches are NOT bad drivers, no matter WHAT lies you may have heard.
You've probably got MORE IN COMMON with witches than you could ever DREAM!
So, go on, take a CHANCE! It could turn out to be TRUE LOVE!
"Witch, please."
ReplyDeleteLove that one.
I love that,first image!!!!! I have been called a,witch....and been known to cast spells over unsuspecting men 🎃
ReplyDeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteexcellent post dear Debra!
but joke's part here a witch live in my neighbourhood and play funny ticks around which do nothing harm to me except smiling.
Loved each fun you shared here:)
Takes one to know one, that's all I can say.
ReplyDeleteI must say, you are my favorite witch💜
ReplyDeleteLoved Morticia and Gomez.
ReplyDeleteLol. Love the witch and the cowboy the best.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the Todrick Hall track where he says "Are you a good witch or a bad bitch?"
ReplyDeletei always have such trouble getting the toenails off of the butterflies.
ReplyDeleteOh these were awesome! What a perfect way to start my Halloween witchy day. Thanks Debra!
ReplyDeleteMarvelous! :o) Love them all! Morticia & Gomez...my all time favorite lovers.♥
ReplyDeleteWitch, please. *snort* I so wanted to be Samantha when I was growing up--I practiced wiggling my nose but it never worked.
ReplyDeleteCharcoal, onyx, or bottomless void ... Yee-Haw!
ReplyDelete(I have extra cinnamon brooms parked at my front door.)
Oh that last one for sure!!!! :) Its always Halloween in my house...
ReplyDeleteThe "fairytale wedding" cracked me up.
ReplyDeleteI love this post, Debra. What fun!!
ReplyDeleteIf two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch. Say that 10 times fast. lol
Have a great Wednesday- xo Diana
Great funnies! Witches are wonderful people. :) We sure are. :) Ugh, the media...destroys everyone and anyone...it's time we STOP paying attention to it!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the lolz! We do get a bad rap, don't we?!?
ReplyDeleteSavage Chickens never disappoints. The Bugs Bunny pics are so classic. I'm surprised you didn't have Witch Hazel.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAIeRRxjzCI
@ Leeanna Henderson -- You're absolutely right, of course. Witch Hazel's presence in this post is, alas, only "indirect" or "suggested" via Bugs Bunny being in her stew pot, reading her recipe. She and her hairpins deserved more direct representation!
ReplyDeleteI can well believe that fake news has been around for centuries and was not invented by Trump!
ReplyDeletehow do they check if a bunny is fresh or not? Speaking of witches, I do ever so hate the era of witch-hunt and lynching we currently live in, especially in the media :(
ReplyDeleteI rear ended someone! lol
ReplyDeleteI always need a good laugh at work! These are great!
ReplyDeleteJust had to stop by and see these ... so pleased I did!
ReplyDeleteAlso liked your Halloween pancakes in your last post.
All the best Jan
Great funny finds!
ReplyDelete"tish, you spoke french!"
ReplyDeleterear ended - hee hee hee!
I think Sarah Palin really messed up their reputation
ReplyDeleteHahaha. Cute. My favorite the cowboy and witch.
ReplyDeleteStole the rear ended and passion for hats. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteIf Morticia Addams is a witch, count me in!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! I love this post. The one with the cat and garlic. HAHAHA
ReplyDeleteI like the Wizard of Oz one. :)
ReplyDeleteThe online dating was my favorite. He was so clueless. Swipe right, yep, she's perfect for me! haha
ReplyDeleteHave a beachy week!
Elsie
Thanks for the laughs today. They're always welcome. My favorite? The first one. No the second one. No...
ReplyDeleteOh Morticia...Morticia...Morticia, get rid of that blood sucker Gomez and I'm yours!
ReplyDeleteWhat, witch, winch, wench when?
ReplyDeleteapologies, am an unreconstructed, male with problematical dangly bits in my crutch: um, there are some problems with 'female' designed underwear .. heh. not only that have no idea what should do with my breasts. Apparently i should indicate some 'cleavage'.
Apparently, as an elder male, have no further use in this 'feminine' future ... do you have any suggestions .... ??
Another good one. You are right in your element..Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteSomething witchy this way comes. Some of my bestest buddies and relations are of the witchy variety and all that you have said is true. We are FABULOUS and a bag of chips. Happy Hallowooooon, xoxo Oma Linda
ReplyDeleteI always wanted to be loved by someone like Gomez loved Mortica
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed your collection.
ReplyDeleteThere is a lot of disinformation about witches out there. I'm sure the Russians are to blame. Seems they're to blame for just about everything else.
ReplyDeleteThese are brilliant Debra! LOL! Thank you!!
ReplyDeleteGreat - loved them all.
ReplyDeleteWitches do get a bad rep. Then again what great villains they can play!
ReplyDeleteLOL ~ You always find such great funnies!
ReplyDeleteThat's a great collection. 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteOMG they’re all priceless! I like the Bottomless Void paint chip ... wonder where I could find that one? ;)
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