It's much, MUCH worse.
She has discovered all of YOUR blogs.
I'm afraid I must warn you that HRH has become . . . *sob* . . . an INTERNET TROLL!
I've noticed recently that she's been leaving SNOTTY, SARCASTIC COMMENTS on some of your blogs. And if you have a pet cat, she sometimes tries to PROPOSITION them in the most outrageously suggestive way.
So I must apologize yet again to all of you for HRH's unconscionably bad behaviour. Please, PLEASE simply ignore her and hope that she goes away.
It's all just a pathetic CRY FOR ATTENTION!
Oh dear.......shes probably into cat nip and blogging. Much like me with gin and blogging.
ReplyDeleteGood one.
DeleteHRH can stop by and visit my 3 girls anytime.
ReplyDeleteMy cats are waiting to be propositioned. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteClassic HRH! Even in the afterlife, she is as sarcastic as ever. But really, would we want it any other way? Hell no!
ReplyDeleteHave a beachy week!
Elsie
SEE, HUMAN? PEOPLE WANT ME TO VISIT THEIR BLOGS! And why am I yelling?
ReplyDeleteIt's a sign of the times. We are being overtaken by the animal kingdom rebelling against us! lol xo Diana
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! I love this!
ReplyDeleteOh, you are so clever -- blaming it all on the cat! And a dearly departed cat, at that. I'm sure she's not even responsible for half the comments that have been left!
ReplyDeleteFollowing the nip, is she???!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletemy dog never did that, she just died. She did underachieve.
ReplyDeleteMeowzas! Gomez here...A little training goes a long way when it comes to humans. HRH, You need to start them as soon as you arrive in the house with daily training sessions otherwise they become MONSTERS and won't let you do anything fun! And use catnip to steady your nerves. Every Kitty who has had to train one or more humans can attest to how nerve-racking it is living with an untrained or even worse, a poorly trained human! Good luck HRH! I got yer back! Even if you are in the Hereafter. Purzzzz.......♥
ReplyDeleteI think my cats should be fine because I don't post about them much. I should probably share them more. They are adorable.
ReplyDeleteShe's drunk, isn't she? Please don't let her attack Franklin and Penelope.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Black and whites rule. She has standards to be upheld.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, my kitties are all with HRH in the spirit world so I will not be expecting any visits.
ReplyDeleteDon't let any of my cats know about this or they will get on the bandwagon.
ReplyDeleteI've heard of poltergeists giving bloggers problems on their blogs but never a dead flea bitten stanky ol'cat coming back to act like a total bitch. Jeeeze!
ReplyDeleteMMeeeeooowww. Heh, heh.
ReplyDeleteThose darn troll cats!
ReplyDelete@ Gomez (nice touch, my brother, stealing Jeanne's gmail identity) -- You are so right! That is precisely the MISTAKE I made with my human. I failed to train her properly and now she is ONE LONG PAIN IN THE ASS.
ReplyDelete@ Leeanna Henderson -- Ooooo, them's FIGHTIN' WORDS! Say, you're a DOG LOVER, aren't you? That explains a lot.
long live cat trolling!
ReplyDeleteWe do love to gossip about you with HRH when you're not watching, Debs.
@ DEZMOND -- Oh yes, I do know that you two are GANGING UP ON ME behind my back! Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteWe love HRH - she can do whatever she wants! :)
ReplyDeleteLol. HRH is so catty.
ReplyDeleteBeing a squirrel, I have to be worried.....HRH isn't going to become a stalker ghost cat, is she?
ReplyDelete@ lgsquirrel -- Oh no, you are quite safe. HRH loves squirrels and would never harm one. The person you really have to worry about is My Rare One. She has an ongoing vendetta against squirrels in her yard.
ReplyDeleteFunny x
ReplyDeleteSo are you saying you got hacked and someone is posting as you/your cat or that you are being outrageous and posting as your cat.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Well, HRH, you can visit my blog anytime!
ReplyDelete@ Barbara -- Me? Posting as my cat HRH? Just how big of a weirdo do you think I am? LOL
ReplyDeleteSo typical of a cat. They are so...superior.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! She is the best. Send her over to my blog any time :)
ReplyDeleteIs this just your way of apogising for writing bitchy sarcastic comments on our blogs Debra? 😉
ReplyDelete@ LL Cool Joe -- What? MOI? *big innocent eyes* I would never do ANYTHING like that!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I love HRH! May she pop in from the afterlife frequently!
ReplyDeleteI would never believe that from HRH--royalty needs not to yearn for attention, she's much too cool for that... and she knows it. She will probably tell people about it. Won't you, HRH?
ReplyDeleteGreat idea. I might have to come out of procrastination and write a post.
ReplyDeleteWe, the hoi-poloi, are honoured even to be noticed in passing .
ReplyDeleteShe won't change. She will just say she will change and the only way to stop this behavior is to get rid of every computer in the world. Looks like we will be stuck with this troll for the remainder.
ReplyDeletea cat gone bad - is there a movie or book with that title?
ReplyDeleteAs long as your Royal Highness doesn't tell me, as the other trolls do, "I loves your blogs. It is absolutely fantastic information for me. It is the best!" we're good. I'd much prefer her smart-cat sass.
ReplyDeleteMost cats have an attitude....funny post..HRH is always welcome..Bring it on..
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha. Very fun and funny!
ReplyDeleteAh yes, a pawfect pawst. The celebrity cat will pawsibly become hounded by the dreaded puparazzi if she comes visit Penny the pawblisher.
ReplyDeleteI'm going now....
Penny's human dad,
Gary
Our sweet Miss Kitty has been gone for some years now - and I suspect that she is cavorting with HRH and making mischief. She used to sit and watch the screen of the computer - I swear that girl could read. She'd shake her head if I put up a photo of a dog. Have a grand weekend.
ReplyDeleteawww, any cat as pretty as this might just end up ruling the world !
ReplyDeleteHRH is welcome to come hang out with Beta and Gamma.
ReplyDeleteOn the upside, it's always good to have an alter-ego. :D
ReplyDeleteshe is well come as after all she belongs to you dear Debra!
ReplyDeletetoo much nip?
ReplyDeleteShe's after Pierre, isn't she? The trollop! Well, who am I to put the brakes on true love. If I find Pierre hanging around the ol laptop, I'll know for sure...
ReplyDeleteI don't think I have to worry too much about Butterfingers (in cat heaven) cuz she was antisocial anyways. Great post!
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