Wednesday, 21 February 2018

Time For More Puns!

But first, a necessary disclaimer --


And now, behold the results of my selfless research forays into the depths of history, grammar, science, romance languages and the great works of literature, all in search of the most elusive and greatest puns I could find --

Remember, I do it all for YOU. No, no, please, there is no need to thank me.









You can't fool me -- I know how much you secretly love puns!


47 comments:

  1. like opus, I have my cawfee, my coping mechanism. (groans) I like the horse one the best.

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  2. The horse billboard at the coffee a place. Your a regular roit Debs.....a regular roit.

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  3. I love all of these, being quite the pun lover myself. The tent one had me chuckling. I feel kind of stooped, but can someone explain the one with the kitties?

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  4. I just found out I’m colour blind. The diagnosis came right out of the purple.
    JP

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  5. Sorry to say it took me a hot minute to get the cat one.

    I am ashamed.

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  6. I ohhh'd, I awwwww'd, I moaned, I groaned.......I still have this little smirk on my face and am laughing silently inside. Thanks!

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  7. @ Deedles -- The kitties one is a pun on the French words for counting from one to five: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq. This is bilingual Canadian humour at its best, lol.

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  8. @ itsmyhusbandandme -- Groan! Then LOL!

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  9. The revolt meme should say "Early Modern English hasn't been invented yet"

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  10. Thanks for explaining that one, Debra. It was going to drive me crazy and since I took Spanish back in the dark ages, I never would've gotten it. Clever.

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  11. I absolutely love them all, you find the best!

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  12. Amazing what free time does for a person....
    Expanding the mind with literary classics.....

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  13. They say "Puns" are the "lowest" form of humor... but, we still enjoy them... Thanks for the Smile, good Lady Debra !!! ... and Hello from Marshville

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  14. Those were great Debra...love the winter of our discount tent lol...and I had to read the cat one twice to get it! :)

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  15. Chico Marx is smiling at you from Heaven.

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  16. The winter of our discount tent warmed the cockles of my heart.

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  17. they're so bad that some of them are actually funny :)

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  18. I love puns. The Orions Belt one was great!!

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  19. So many LOLs! Thanks, Debra, for the string of chuckles...

    The Pedants Revolt... that's me waving the flag. :^)

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  20. Totally the best ever. Might have to enlarge Euclid, frame it and hang it in the house!

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  21. The cat pun got me wondering until I listened to it in my mind and then I understood. Thank goodness for my nanny teaching me french long ago.

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  22. Very clever. I am gonna steal that equestrian one. His Lordship had to explain the cat pun as I can't count in French past three.

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  23. I love puns and jokes, especially now that I am starting to understand them after 35 years in this country ... I remember my husband explaining a joke literally to death for me ... and I still didn't get it ... it was kinda funny ... ya kinda ... Anyway ... Love, cat.

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  24. HAHAHA! The one with the cats!!! It took a couple of tries but I finally got it :)

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  25. Lol.... thanks for sharing! Enjoy the rest of your week!

    Blessings,
    Jill

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  26. Oh, these are so good. The horse sandwich sign! The winter of our discount tent!! The cats!!! Etc.!

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  27. I feel like I just had a conversation with my husband and oldest child. They love puns and could go on and on for hours. Seriously. Road trips can be a tiring. <---see what I did there? You're welcome. I'm just as good as they are.

    Have a beachy week!
    Elsie

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  28. A treasure of witty words with fun sounds and images - good job.

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  29. Fun!! Poor kitty but I didn't get that one :(
    Enjoy your day

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  30. Oh...I saw your explanation above..got it..didn't go far enough ;)

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  31. hahhaa...as usual, I am in the dark on some of them but then, it's that age thing again....:)

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  32. Hey Debra,

    Some pundemonium happening here. I must go and have a few puncakes after reading this.

    Gary

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  33. Wish I could make up puns. I don't have that gift.

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  34. These are so bad, they are good! LOL! Thanks Debra! LOL!

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  35. You might guess I like puns! Anything that makes most people groan, I either laugh out loud or giggle like a schoolgirl!

    Sorry about the Canada loss in the women's hockey...I didn't see it, I only heard about it!

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  36. Hi, Debra! I've been laughing my way through catching up on your recent posts this evening. Fellow guests in the lobby have been giving me funny looks ~ LOL You have been on a hilarious roll recently. My Tarot soul card is #9, the hermit. All the best to you and your Rare One!

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  37. could not get the cat one's so let me be sad for sunken one

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