Despite popular lies and misconceptions, lawyers are actually fun-loving professionals who only ever have other people's best interests at heart!
Their natural habitat is, of course, that heated arena of battle known as a courtroom --
Lawyers often represent only the very best people, it goes without saying.
And here's HRH's contribution to today's line-up, so to speak.
Caveat and Disclaimer -- None of these LOLs are intended, deliberately, negligently or otherwise, to apply to, besmirch, slur, cast aspersions upon, or in any way denigrate the esteemed, respected, learnèd-in-the-law legal practitioner Harry Hamid of The Rise and Fall of Harry Hamid. Besides, you know what? He's a helluva good writer as well as a lawyer, so go over and check out his blog today!
Debra She Who Seeks (whispering behind her hand to HRH): Think that'll do it?
HRH (not even trying to hide an elaborate yawn): Yeah, he won't sue you now. But I might. Where's those cat treats you promised me, human?
the next-to-last one - the entire dump dictatorship in court, EVERY SINGLE ONE of them will have their pants on fire for lying!
ReplyDeleteLol. Purr..fect!
ReplyDeleteExcellent
ReplyDeleteLove these. Made me think of that commercial where a mom talks about her lawyer son and how he will not take your case unless he thinks he will win like we are all going to believe he is such a great guy. Of course he won't. He wants to make money. If there is no money in it for him, he's not going to help you.
ReplyDeleteThe "Do Not Enter"one slayed me.
ReplyDeleteSLAYED.Me.
Where in the world do you come up with these images...and how do you think up funny things to blog about? This is so cute....
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahah! PANTS ON FIRE!!!!
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is it's easy to knock lawyers till you need one.
ReplyDeleteSome funny stuff. Lawyers may even find it funny.
ReplyDeleteHa ha haaaa - pants on fire. :)
ReplyDeletethat's a very handy dandy bracelet indeed
ReplyDeleteOh, it's so easy to poke fun at lawyers! Easy and historically approved... Shakespeare himself it was who wrote 'First kill all the lawyers'.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to send the No Trespassing sign to my rancher friend. Maybe that will help keep the hunters off the property in the fall.
So funny. I love exhibit one.
ReplyDeleteEvery single one of these is funny but the cat cuddle one would definitely be the worst life ever for Norbert.
ReplyDeleteGreat ones! The first one is so perfect!
ReplyDeleteLove the "do not enter" sign. Have you been collecting this material for years? Never saw any of it before.
ReplyDeleteOh soooo good. I do love lawyer jokes.
ReplyDeleteThese are all so very funny! The Peter Piper one though-allitigation- Ha! Very clever.
ReplyDelete… that reminds me … I better go and buy some cat treats soon … Happy weekend, friend D. Much love, cat.
ReplyDeleteLOL...
ReplyDeletePoetic justice is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteIn 1776, John Adams (William Daniels) was having a tiff with another representatives which resulted in insult calling. The final tipping point was when John Adams called the other "lawyer".
No, pants on fire is the best. We're maybe two or three when we learn that!
ReplyDeleteYou and HRH always make me laugh! LOL! I'm sure Harry will be fine with everything! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI hope the little boy met his "hero"
ReplyDeleteGlad he only got peppers and no more
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on
LOL These are hilarious. I suspect cats would sue us regularly if they could.
ReplyDeleteLOL..Love the pants on fire!! HRH gets into everything doesn't she?? Just like my Zoey...Happy weekend...
ReplyDeletePoetic justice indeed. These gave me some laughs. Fortunately I've never had to engage lawyers many times in my life, but when I did they usually made what I need to have done a lot easier.
ReplyDeleteArlee Bird
Tossing It Out
OK, yeah, I need that post.
ReplyDeleteI'd snort and snicker but it could be held against me in court.
ReplyDeleteOMG - these are all fun, and I'm giggling quite early this morning! Hugs...RO
ReplyDeleteThe do not enter sign is the best :)
ReplyDeleteI'm triggered by the term "lawyer", though the ones I get along with are the ones who aren't obviously lawyers or lawyerly. In fact, I believe you blew the guy's cover. He's talking all this music madness at his blog. No legalese.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the intro.
Be well, HRH and company.
Funny.
ReplyDeleteMy grand mother used to tell my father and hos brother when he was growing up: "Don't become a lawyer, they are a bunch of thieves!"
ReplyDeleteAs blood suckers lawyers aren't bad people; but judges are a different matter.
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard
I may do some stealing
ReplyDeleteHilarious dear Friend:)
ReplyDeletelawyers are scary creatures here more then docs trust me
None of these are mean lawyer jokes, so I've had the libel suit paperwork cancelled.
ReplyDeleteI know mean lawyer jokes, most of them told to me by lawyers, and these aren't them. These are funny. Plus, I got a couple of great trial tactics from them.