If I know anything about the gubmint, it's that the website where you can sign up with be totally discombobulated. And then there's Mr. Hot Air's threat to shut down the whole gubmint. Wouldn't mind a trip to the moon on gossamer wings to get away from the Big Baby in the White House.
The other side to this is... do they assume if they sent an all male team that they "would" still have sex with each other??? That sounds like a good plot line for a gay adult film!
I'm sure they would see the value in taking a skilled blogger along to chronicle the mission.
I'd love to see how the fundies would react if the government spent a trillion dollars to colonize Mars, only to have it develop into some Whileaway-like lesbian utopia.
I think you frisky girls will find a way to get by those stupid NASA bosses who have never heard of Lesbian. Hot Astronauts in zero gravity is now a new perversion of mine.
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ReplyDeleteIf I know anything about the gubmint, it's that the website where you can sign up with be totally discombobulated. And then there's Mr. Hot Air's threat to shut down the whole gubmint. Wouldn't mind a trip to the moon on gossamer wings to get away from the Big Baby in the White House.
ReplyDeleteDefine sex
ReplyDeleteSo, NASA thinks women only have sex with men?
ReplyDeletehooray, finally a mission just for gays! But won't them ladies like... kill each other if too many in the same space?
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a song "Threesome" by "10 Percent Review" (https://www.amazon.com/Ten-Percent-Revue-Wilson-Weinberg/dp/B000083GGT)
ReplyDeleteA woman describes having an all female threesome...then wonders about having a foursome. Great song.
Even without you, they've got all that time and well, I've seen "Orange is the New Black."
ReplyDeleteBut you need to start one of those White House petitions to get yourself on board.
Well, they can still have sex can't they? The lesbytrians I know are like the extinct dinosaurs Lickalotpus.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha. Ho ho ho.
ReplyDeleteThat's a heteronormative news flash if I ever saw one.
ReplyDeleteLooks like everyone else already said what I was thinking. I'll only add that I bet there's more sex in space happening now than NASA knows about.
ReplyDeleteCute Debra!!! :)
ReplyDeleteBWAAAHAHAAAhaahahahaaaa!! Oh My Goddess!! This is too much.
ReplyDeleteSpeechless!!!
ReplyDeleteYummy.
ReplyDeleteHa. Yay! Alas, NASA makes a wise decision. But women should be allowed to have sex in space, with mutual consent of course.
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm sure they'd find you and your tool belt a real asset. ;)
ReplyDeleteIt's so absurd, it reads like an Onion headline. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL! Go for it Debra! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! That is funny :)
ReplyDeleteNow the comments says plenty and I can't come up with anything.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on
The other side to this is... do they assume if they sent an all male team that they "would" still have sex with each other??? That sounds like a good plot line for a gay adult film!
ReplyDeleteTo avoid them having sex or just unwanted pregnancies?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they would see the value in taking a skilled blogger along to chronicle the mission.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to see how the fundies would react if the government spent a trillion dollars to colonize Mars, only to have it develop into some Whileaway-like lesbian utopia.
Right? Problem solved NASA. haha
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year!
Elsie
A friend shared this meme with me on Facebook, and I immediately thought of you. So, yep, they need you!
ReplyDelete*snort laugh* All this is missing is that meme from Frozen ("I'm going to tell him./Don't you dare"). https://imgur.com/VlE4r79
ReplyDeleteI think in the spirit of cooperation between the US and Canada you should volunteer. For Science!!!
It must be some Christian obsessing about people having sex.
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard
hahahaaa... you gotta be kidding me....
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas and a Happy, Healthy 2019 to all -
LOL.. Kidding themselves!
ReplyDeleteThat is funny!
ReplyDeleteThat's what they thought....
ReplyDeleteRocket scientists thought this up???
ReplyDeleteI guess that book from decades ago was wrong. I read it and remember that women are from Venus.
ReplyDeleteThey do know what happens in prisons, right? Someone show them Orange is the New Black.
ReplyDeleteI'd go in as a stowaway passenger.
ReplyDeleteI think you frisky girls will find a way to get by those stupid NASA bosses who have never heard of Lesbian. Hot Astronauts in zero gravity is now a new perversion of mine.
ReplyDeleteAll-female mission to Mars, takes a wrong turn and ends up on Uranus.
ReplyDeleteGary