Wednesday 23 January 2019

Get Ready to Groan, Part 1

Well, it's time again to do ANOTHER post featuring outrageous PUNS and atrocious WORD PLAY! Actually, I have enough for TWO posts -- there'll be a second one on Friday. You're welcome!










Oh, you thought that last one was in POOR TASTE? Well, hang on to your hats! This next one is dedicated to Rawknrobyn of Life by Chocolate: Robyn Alana Engel's Blog because she is THE QUEEN of Erotic Double Entendre Holiday Poetry!


And as always with these word play posts, I must end on an APOLOGETIC note --


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51 comments:

  1. Infidel753Wednesday, January 23, 2019

    Then there's deja BOO! -- I cannot believe I again have to protest this shit.

    Keep the Rawknrobyn one handy for when it's time to go nuclear on all the turkeys who complain about people saying "Happy Holidays".

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  2. anne marie in phillyWednesday, January 23, 2019

    THANK YOU BEE GODDESS! good wednesday laffs, especially the holiday one!

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  3. coffeeontheporchwithmeWednesday, January 23, 2019

    I've pinned a whole bunch of those husky dog ones. I love them! -Jenn

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  4. mxtodis123Wednesday, January 23, 2019

    Oh, these are all fantastic. What a great way to start my morning. Love them all.

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  5. BobWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Sting!
    I love it, and love them all.
    Thanks for the giggles.

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  6. DeedlesWednesday, January 23, 2019

    My dogs' vet has that shark one on his receptionist's wall! I can't tell you how much I laughed when I first saw it. I still chuckle whenever I see it. These are all groan inducing, so, perfect!

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  7. LeannaWednesday, January 23, 2019

    I had to say, these actually made me laugh. They were very good. I'm sending a few to David.
    Thanks for lifting my spirits.

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  8. Magaly GuerreroWednesday, January 23, 2019

    The cow has a point. And someone, please! get a dentist for that poor shark. Everyone needs a canine.

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  9. Linda dWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Good ones! Zyklon made me laugh out loud.

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  10. SusanWednesday, January 23, 2019

    I groaned straight through. LOVE the Bee one!

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  11. Mistress MaddieWednesday, January 23, 2019

    My personal favorite and one I enjoyed was the last one! And the Goats Butter?!?!? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

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  12. bobbieWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Thanks for the grins this morning!

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  13. ParnassusWednesday, January 23, 2019

    All perfect--looking forward to the next batch!
    --Jim

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  14. KirkWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Very, very funny stuff. Chico Marx would be proud.

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  15. jaz@octoberfarmWednesday, January 23, 2019

    who you gonna call??? hahaha!

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  16. Marie SmithWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Lol. Each brought a smile!

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  17. Liz HindsWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Great ones. Like especially slumberjack and goats butter.

    Have to say some of the erotic ones passed over my head.

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  18. Rain Wednesday, January 23, 2019

    Ooh I love poor taste and low brow ha ha ha! Great funnies Debra! :)

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  19. Miss Val's CreationsWednesday, January 23, 2019

    LOL! I want that super happy dog!

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  20. eWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Thanks for the lolz! Looking forward to Friday... :^)

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  21. Fundy BlueWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Definitely a groaner of a post, Debra! I look forward to Part 2 on Friday! Have a good one, my friend!

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  22. Bill LislemanWednesday, January 23, 2019

    You started with the best ones. The last is scraping the toilet bowl.

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  23. DEZMONDWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Those were all hilarious! I have deja moo everyday with my editors and publishers! And then I always have to clean up their deja poo.

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  24. Joanne NoragonWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Sometimes I need splained to. Goats butter? I don't geddit.

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  25. This N ThatWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Love the give your Valentine crabs!!! Great post..Loose canines ha..ha

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  26. ^.^Wednesday, January 23, 2019

    Thank you for making me smile today, friend D … says this cat and her cat Theo … https://youtu.be/T1IgHVvX2-0

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  27. Lady MWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Tee hee - worth a few laughs and a few groans.

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  28. AdamWednesday, January 23, 2019

    I'll settle for I can believe it's imitation butter.

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  29. BeaWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Goats butter!! Shopping there would be a hoot. I always said 'deja pew' (a la Pepe le Pew) to mean basically the same as 'deja poo'. Har har.

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  30. GuillaumeWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Atrocious word plays indeed.

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  31. JPWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Goats Butter - that actually made me laugh out loud!
    JP

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  32. Professor ChaosWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Applause!

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  33. Bob JohnsWednesday, January 23, 2019

    That goat butter! And I sure hope I do not get Crabs for VDay

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  34. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Only 399 for crabs? And there's no decimal point in there. Must be a very special collection of crabs.

    Cheers.

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  35. Cal's Canadian Cave of CoolnessWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Lord save me from the puns. Nothing I hate more than the puns.

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  36. JillWednesday, January 23, 2019

    Lol, I hope you have a wonderful week!

    Blessings,
    Jill

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  37. MarthaWednesday, January 23, 2019

    HAHAHA! Love these :) I can always count on you to share some weird but wonderfully fun stuff!

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  38. yellowdoggrannyWednesday, January 23, 2019

    craaaaaaaaaaaaaacked me up

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  39. G. B. MillerThursday, January 24, 2019

    Oh boy, was this ever grate! And yes, I'm gonna call Goat's Butter for helping my save my toast!

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  40. Moving with MitchellThursday, January 24, 2019

    These are, as they say in the Midwest, a HOOT!

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  41. bj Thursday, January 24, 2019

    hahhaa..I can tell you have a lot of fun, looking for these....

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  42. LL Cool JoeThursday, January 24, 2019

    Haha, thanks for the laughs, can't wait until tomorrow!

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  43. The Happy WhiskThursday, January 24, 2019

    Those were funny! I stole the shark one to give to a friend. Thanks!

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  44. The Blog FodderThursday, January 24, 2019

    Terrible. Love 'em.

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  45. AnonymousFriday, January 25, 2019

    I actually laughed out loud to slumberjack and goats butter. Too funny!

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  46. Ol'BuzzardSaturday, January 26, 2019

    Nothing to apolojizz for
    the Ol'Buzzard

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  47. Ur-spoSaturday, January 26, 2019

    I liked the last one best

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  48. Magic Love CrowSaturday, January 26, 2019

    You are the BEST!!!! LOL! Thanks Deb!!!

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  49. RommySunday, January 27, 2019

    Bwhahahahahahahaha... thank you for adding to my knowledge of dirty puns

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  50. JonoSunday, January 27, 2019

    Atilla the pun has struck again!

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  51. bailiTuesday, January 29, 2019

    all made me smile dear Debra!

    you got guts to do so lol

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