Wednesday, 23 January 2019

Get Ready to Groan, Part 1

Well, it's time again to do ANOTHER post featuring outrageous PUNS and atrocious WORD PLAY! Actually, I have enough for TWO posts -- there'll be a second one on Friday. You're welcome!










Oh, you thought that last one was in POOR TASTE? Well, hang on to your hats! This next one is dedicated to Rawknrobyn of Life by Chocolate: Robyn Alana Engel's Blog because she is THE QUEEN of Erotic Double Entendre Holiday Poetry!


And as always with these word play posts, I must end on an APOLOGETIC note --


51 comments:

  1. Then there's deja BOO! -- I cannot believe I again have to protest this shit.

    Keep the Rawknrobyn one handy for when it's time to go nuclear on all the turkeys who complain about people saying "Happy Holidays".

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  2. THANK YOU BEE GODDESS! good wednesday laffs, especially the holiday one!

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  3. I've pinned a whole bunch of those husky dog ones. I love them! -Jenn

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  4. Oh, these are all fantastic. What a great way to start my morning. Love them all.

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  5. Sting!
    I love it, and love them all.
    Thanks for the giggles.

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  6. My dogs' vet has that shark one on his receptionist's wall! I can't tell you how much I laughed when I first saw it. I still chuckle whenever I see it. These are all groan inducing, so, perfect!

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  7. I had to say, these actually made me laugh. They were very good. I'm sending a few to David.
    Thanks for lifting my spirits.

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  8. The cow has a point. And someone, please! get a dentist for that poor shark. Everyone needs a canine.

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  9. Good ones! Zyklon made me laugh out loud.

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  10. I groaned straight through. LOVE the Bee one!

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  11. My personal favorite and one I enjoyed was the last one! And the Goats Butter?!?!? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

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  12. Thanks for the grins this morning!

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  13. All perfect--looking forward to the next batch!
    --Jim

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  14. Very, very funny stuff. Chico Marx would be proud.

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  15. Great ones. Like especially slumberjack and goats butter.

    Have to say some of the erotic ones passed over my head.

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  16. Ooh I love poor taste and low brow ha ha ha! Great funnies Debra! :)

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  17. Thanks for the lolz! Looking forward to Friday... :^)

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  18. Definitely a groaner of a post, Debra! I look forward to Part 2 on Friday! Have a good one, my friend!

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  19. You started with the best ones. The last is scraping the toilet bowl.

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  20. Those were all hilarious! I have deja moo everyday with my editors and publishers! And then I always have to clean up their deja poo.

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  21. Sometimes I need splained to. Goats butter? I don't geddit.

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  22. Love the give your Valentine crabs!!! Great post..Loose canines ha..ha

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  23. Thank you for making me smile today, friend D … says this cat and her cat Theo … https://youtu.be/T1IgHVvX2-0

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  24. Tee hee - worth a few laughs and a few groans.

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  25. I'll settle for I can believe it's imitation butter.

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  26. Goats butter!! Shopping there would be a hoot. I always said 'deja pew' (a la Pepe le Pew) to mean basically the same as 'deja poo'. Har har.

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  27. Goats Butter - that actually made me laugh out loud!
    JP

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  28. That goat butter! And I sure hope I do not get Crabs for VDay

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  29. Only 399 for crabs? And there's no decimal point in there. Must be a very special collection of crabs.

    Cheers.

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  30. Lord save me from the puns. Nothing I hate more than the puns.

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  31. Lol, I hope you have a wonderful week!

    Blessings,
    Jill

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  32. HAHAHA! Love these :) I can always count on you to share some weird but wonderfully fun stuff!

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  33. Oh boy, was this ever grate! And yes, I'm gonna call Goat's Butter for helping my save my toast!

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  34. These are, as they say in the Midwest, a HOOT!

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  35. hahhaa..I can tell you have a lot of fun, looking for these....

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  36. Haha, thanks for the laughs, can't wait until tomorrow!

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  37. Those were funny! I stole the shark one to give to a friend. Thanks!

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  38. I actually laughed out loud to slumberjack and goats butter. Too funny!

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  39. Nothing to apolojizz for
    the Ol'Buzzard

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  40. You are the BEST!!!! LOL! Thanks Deb!!!

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  41. Bwhahahahahahahaha... thank you for adding to my knowledge of dirty puns

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  42. Atilla the pun has struck again!

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  43. all made me smile dear Debra!

    you got guts to do so lol

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