Friday, 25 January 2019

Get Ready to Groan, Part 2

After Wednesday's post ended on such an EXPLICITLY SEXUAL note, I'd better RAISE THE TONE of this series today with some good, clean SPIRITUAL and other CLASSY puns and word play!











Okay, enough of that. BACK TO BAD LANGUAGE AND DOUBLE ENTENDRES! And NO ending on an apologetic note this time!




And I must give a SHOUT-OUT OF APPRECIATION to Jackiesue of Yellowdog Granny -- those last three (and a few others) all came from her blog. She loves outrageous puns and word play even MORE than I do! I steal A LOT from her!

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50 comments:

  1. ^.^Friday, January 25, 2019

    O mee gawd, friend D … This is 2 punny funny … Blessed bee … Love, cat and cat Theo.

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  2. anne marie in phillyFriday, January 25, 2019

    CAMEL TOW!
    there was a woman at my gym on tuesday with camel toe - bright white yoga pants, black thong undies. vom.

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  3. BobFriday, January 25, 2019

    Okay, Camel Tow and that last one :::: ding ding ding::: winners!

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  4. Linda dFriday, January 25, 2019

    Good way to start out the morning, with a smile and a guffaw.

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  5. mxtodis123Friday, January 25, 2019

    Synonym rolls. I love it. Thanks for the morning chuckles. I always look forward to them.

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  6. Moving with MitchellFriday, January 25, 2019

    Nature abhors a vacuum really got me going until I saw the next one... and the next one... and the next one. Thanks! I needed that!

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  7. The Happy WhiskFriday, January 25, 2019

    This is meow.

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  8. DeedlesFriday, January 25, 2019

    These were all groanlarious! Camel Tow killed me, and Roomba sucked up the pieces!

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  9. FrankFriday, January 25, 2019

    Love the ancient Greeks...

    Amazing Grace makes me cringe...I mean I HATE that hymn....I tell my husband if anyone sings that at my funeral, I'll get up and and scream "Stop, you're killing me!"

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  10. holliFriday, January 25, 2019

    We have a tow service here in Dallas called Tow Jam!!

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  11. Mistress MaddieFriday, January 25, 2019

    You say the other days post ended on a explicitly sexual not like that's a bad thing.

    And I only use camel toe for my car needs.

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  12. AnonymousFriday, January 25, 2019

    So yesterday's post was great. This post, well, it was phenomenal! I laughed at all of them. Especially Rudolph.

    Elsie

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  13. Miss Val's CreationsFriday, January 25, 2019

    Such great word plays! Love the bib!

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  14. DEZMONDFriday, January 25, 2019

    The Rudolph one is so painfully stupid that it actually makes it funny LOL

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  15. LeannaFriday, January 25, 2019

    The Roomba killed me. I always had the same thought of what would happen. I want that mug.

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  16. Fundy BlueFriday, January 25, 2019

    Loved this, Debra! I laughed all the way through. I would have taken the snow angle one to display in my classroom. Third graders constantly confuse angle and angel when they write. It was as maddening as there, their, and they're. Have a good one!

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  17. Joanne NoragonFriday, January 25, 2019

    GROAN, mostly, but some guffaws and a hearty laugh or two toward the end. It's nice to have some fucks left to give.

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  18. NanaDianaFriday, January 25, 2019

    LOL- OMG- You are so bad- I love you! A few groans, a few laughs and I am good to go. Have a great weekend- xo Diana

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  19. JFMFriday, January 25, 2019

    I admit to a groan or two or maybe it was something I ate...anyway, I needed this post...great medicine. THANK YOU!!!

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  20. Marie SmithFriday, January 25, 2019

    Lol. I especially love the tailor one!

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  21. Susan KaneFriday, January 25, 2019

    So many 'groaners' here.

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  22. bobbieFriday, January 25, 2019

    these are wonderful ~ I especially love the 'Synonym' rolls one ~
    TFS

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  23. MarthaFriday, January 25, 2019

    The last one....BAHAHAHAHA...

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  24. Bill LislemanFriday, January 25, 2019

    Toastradamus looks like Trump.

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  25. AdamFriday, January 25, 2019

    bone apple teeth

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  26. Sooo-this-is-meFriday, January 25, 2019

    Thanks for the laughs! The last two put me over the lol edge. I want a coffee mug that says that!

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  27. Professor ChaosSaturday, January 26, 2019

    Bravo! Take a bow!

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  28. This N ThatSaturday, January 26, 2019

    LOL..Didn't take long!!!..LOVE the last one.. Joy your weekend..

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  29. Magaly GuerreroSaturday, January 26, 2019

    I believe that I don't have to do any core exercises today. After laughing this hard, I doubt my stomach muscles can take more. I'm totally stealing the snow angles.

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  30. KirkSaturday, January 26, 2019

    All very funny. But I like the first one best. Not because it made me laugh the hardest (that was Bizarro Jesus), but because of all the thought that must have went into it.

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  31. eSaturday, January 26, 2019

    Another round of hilarity! Thanks for the morning funnies, D!

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  32. WillymSaturday, January 26, 2019

    Since I seem to be in a Greek mood (oh grow up!) this past week loved the tailor joke: ρωθώνισμα! κρυφό γέλιο!

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  33. Ol'BuzzardSaturday, January 26, 2019

    I o'punned your blog excitedly.
    The Ol'Buzzard

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  34. Ur-spoSaturday, January 26, 2019

    Oh these are groaners indeed.

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  35. Insomniac's AtticSaturday, January 26, 2019

    I think the Roomba one is my fave. That and Snow Angles. Stolen or not - well done, Debra! 😂💜❄️

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  36. Infidel753Saturday, January 26, 2019

    Hey, sexuality has always been part of humor. And puns. No harm in indulging in that. We're all grown-ups here, at least chronologically.

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  37. Magic Love CrowSaturday, January 26, 2019

    Debra, you always please! LOL! I can't stop laughing and smiling! Thank you!!

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  38. SunshineshelleSaturday, January 26, 2019

    Ohhh I have been missing you... freaking fabulous! Gotta share your zen pussy too :)

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  39. Ole Phat StuSunday, January 27, 2019

    You heard the Minator Song ?
    A maze in Greece...

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  40. Debra She Who SeeksSunday, January 27, 2019

    @ Ole Phat Stu -- I can't comment on your blog or respond by email, so I'll just say it here -- GROAN! That's a good one!

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  41. mshatchSunday, January 27, 2019

    Yup, Camel Tow is pretty bad, but I liked Meow :)

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  42. GuillaumeSunday, January 27, 2019

    Ouch!

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  43. RommySunday, January 27, 2019

    My father-in-law's favorite pun is the Euripides one. :D

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  44. JonoSunday, January 27, 2019

    I think I let out a terminal groan!

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  45. The GlossychicMonday, January 28, 2019

    Ha ha! so funny, when the the the world turns into smoke and fire I hope smokers will not run too, because they started it. Ha ha!
    The Glossychic
    Wonder Cottage

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  46. Liz HindsMonday, January 28, 2019

    I've copied the Ancient Greek one onto Facebook. It made me laugh too much.

    The others are so good too. How do people come up with these?

    I don't understand camel tow though.

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  47. SusanMonday, January 28, 2019

    I snorted through the entire list - and I think I must have that cup in the last one.

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  48. Hena TayebMonday, January 28, 2019

    hahaha these are all so funny

    https://henatayeb.blogspot.com

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  49. bailiTuesday, January 29, 2019

    the expressions of baby made me laugh loud

    thank you for nonstop laughter
    they are needed indeed

    stay blessed my friend
    hugs!

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  50. yellowdoggrannyWednesday, January 30, 2019

    thank you so much for the shout out..I'm looking for more puns all the time..

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